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DrCunt

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  1. What does it take to get permanently banned, or better yet deleted, around here? Since requests to be deleted are ignored for the sake of site hits, then I guess it's necessary to push the boundaries... I suppose one could say it's fortunate that Frank's cock is as skinny as his legs because it doesn't hurt the children he shoves it in. Maybe it's fortunate that Punky is a Catholic since absolution for raping choir boys is easily achieved. I wonder how many children Salty's sweaty, nigger-hanging, obese body has suffocated when he's mercilessly pounding them. Note that I've been a member of this site for 7 or 8 years, but until recently had not been banned once. From this you can deduce I'm doing this intentionally. This site has gone to the dogs and there's only one person to blame. This is the only way out. So ban me permanently, pretty please. If you don't, I'll just come back with more of the same. Spank you.
  2. A week, that's it? Just proves you're not very good at this moderating thing. What a fucking shame you weren't an Aberfan pupil.
  3. Oh puuuurlease! You're kidding yourself. You know you're itching to unload a semi-automatic weapon on a class full of 8 year olds. It's just an easy way to notoriety and a book deal for 30 stone yank high school drop outs like you. Unfortunately, I suspect you'd omit to turn the gun on yourself after you'd gunned down your intellectual superiors.
  4. Drunken? Please. You're a pathetic dried up image of yourself. Get back in your wheelchair before I bring Punkers to your house to induce your sigmoid colon to have a close up of your knees. It's not all bad though, at least Pen would lick it for you after it dropped out of your arse.
  5. I love you really. You can suck my winkie if you pay £300 and join the queue behind Punkape.
  6. That's Pen level criticism. Even a spastic newbie doesn't want to be tarred with that brush. Illiterate? Pour qoi? Please explain, because for the life of me, typos aside, I see no illiteracy. Perhaps you're just pathetically trying to point score to deflect from your chocolate starfish obsession?
  7. Good luck with that. I think it's been well established that the rules mean fuck all on this site, mater's colon ferret. Well, if you're in Roops special club that is.
  8. What kind of help? Since my gaydar is registering 'off the fucking scale' I'm guessing you're offering to help manhandle my massive lob on.
  9. She was good like that. She liked a bit of bum love, although she was very clear that anything more than 2 inches smarted a little. I'm glad you both had satisfying sexual relationship.
  10. Which is usually not a good thing here. Although, to be fair, he seems literate, which is a bonus. The unanswered questing is, who the fuck are you? The unloved love child of a brother and sister is a given, but more information is required. What a shame your mother's test returned positive for pregnancy and not terminal bladder cancer.
  11. I'm going to be having a ménage à trois with your mother and your sister. Dirty whores. Enjoy the golf and fisting in the 19th. Twat.
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    Naga Munchetty

    Fuck, shit and bollocks. You may have got me there. Don't think this means we're going to be rolling around in meadows butt-fucking any time soon.
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    Naga Munchetty

    On the fuckwit scale of not understanding the site's timbre, this is right at the top. What a fucking loser.
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    Naga Munchetty

    Fucking hell, Salty. Like I said, hilarious. History only goes back to 1970 with you cunts. You're too thick to even see when you've been bitch slapped by a mod. Get back in your hole, dimwit.
  15. You're a degerate homosexual golfist, but this is a fair point.
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    Naga Munchetty

    I fear you may, unjustifiably, be discounting the significant contribution of a German to the invention of the atom bomb there, a certain Mr A. Einstein. Wasn't von Braun the one that tipped the scales in the space race for the yanks too, just a few short years after the heathens banned slavery of negros (following a war that cost hundreds of thousands of lives)? Backward, God bothering, twats. American ingenuity and inventiveness. Pah.
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    Naga Munchetty

    One day I'm going to apply for an ESTA and in justification of my visit I'm going to write "to piss on Salty's grave" and the minimum wage, disinterested, cunts on your borders will still let me in.
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    Naga Munchetty

    You'd think the thick cunts would welcome the Mexicans in since it raises the average IQ and lowers the average waist measurement.
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    Naga Munchetty

    You rattle more than Jimmy's jewellery.
  20. She's not my queen. I'd put the lot of them, and their overpriveleged, undeserving kin, up against a wall and pull the trigger myself. Vive la republique.
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    Naga Munchetty

    Been there. It's full of massive cocks, yours included.
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    Naga Munchetty

    Francis, stating the fucking obvious isn't a reportable offence. Just saying.
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    Naga Munchetty

    I love the way your poster boy, Donald, pisses himself, and costs you a fortune, because the Chinese are stealing your ideas. We invented the USA and British inventors piss on the things you perceive as genius. You self interested cunts don't contribute to the world, you just suck it dry and sneer at everyone. It's going to bite you on the arse (ass). We look down on you with good justification. Don't blame us for the chip on your shoulders. I ❤️ Al-Qaeda.
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    Naga Munchetty

    Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. You do like to fuck yourself don't you.
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    Naga Munchetty

    American English, eh? There can be only one explanation for intellectual incapacity on this scale: tertiary syphilis. How you managed to contract it is beyond explanation though.
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