Hammer of Cunts

Some of the more extreme rules about organic farming are a bit like that too. I would like to see the meaning of "free range" defined more dlosely.

So brave of you to come out like this! Have you been struggling with your feelings for a long time?

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Puff!

I rarely wash my cars; occasionally I vacuum the inside or the dust fucks the stereo .If I need to work on them, I pressure wash the relevant area. I've never sold a car that still worked. I look after the bikesthough .

For the same reason that St George had a British name, despite being Greek and living in Libya.

have you thought of inviting Jesus into your life?

Every generation has its bown exemplars of poverty like a fashion, Which ones was St Bob worried about? I don't remember. I doubt it improved the lives of anyone other than the crumbling stars whose careers were revived. These days, I don't think the youth have any particular objects of sympathy; they just assume that all black people have been oppressed/enslaved/exploited by GB.

"thinks" I think you mean "knows".

Queen were very much past it by then. Along with Reg Dwight, Rod Stewart and Status Quo, they played in S Africa and were boycotted by a lot of people.

You didn't actually listen to that trite nonsense did you? After 10 seconds of the maudlin shite, my ears had turned off.

It's not an approach to the problem it's a fucking vanity project. Organisers sniffing MBEs at least. I'm sure the participants are well-meaning and deserving of our sympathy but any good they may do must be balanced against the risks to those who will have to rescue them when it goes tits-up.

"Para-cycling"? I was expecting something involving parachutes and unicycles.

All this BS (along with yoga, pilates etc) is just a modern way of ripping-off silly, vain middle-class women. If their husbands are stupid enough to pay... So what?

Attention-seeking prick.

"A Met spokesperson said a number of children from four different families known to Webb had been safeguarded." A bit fucking late now isn't it?

It seems like a sensible idea.

You absorb a lot of jizz then, do you?

Wear a kilt, when you fart you'll be like a hovercraft.

On Your Feet or on Your Knees?

I suppose that one of them must be good at something. If they have problems with adhesion, 4" nails may help.

He may be thinking of Frank Bough.

Pictures of animals could be difficult for you; start with nice drawings of Lego houses with a big yellow sun shining. Have you learnt to wipe your own arse yet?

You're sliding back again... This one's just repeat shit. Puctuation isn't the preserve of such a "genius of the written word"; those with normal intelligence can manage it by the age of 10. BTW: I assume that by "artist's", you mean artists. Plurals (more than one) dont have an apostrophe (the little wiggly bit at the top); that denotes possessives or missing letters.

Until '96, I lived in a cottage with no hot water, no bathroom and an Elsan bog up the garden. The rent was only four quid a week though. I stayed for over thirty years.