Cillian Murphy
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2 minutes ago, Cillian Murphy said:
WOW, What a cutting reply "sexually enraged cockroach"...What the fuck does that actually mean?
No, seriously, what do you actually mean.
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1 minute ago, Decimus said:
You've got the intelligence and attention span on a sexually enraged cockroach, so I'm hardly surprised.
Take your thick, Irish fucking head and shove it up your arse.
WOW, What a cutting reply "sexually enraged cockroach"...What the fuck does that actually mean?
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On 11/04/2022 at 18:22, Cunty BigBollox said:
I can only assume the name Imran Khan is the Indian equivalent of John Smith, there seems to be fucking hundreds of the little brown shits.
It is very hard to nominate any person named "Imran Khan", as you rightly state, Its like nominating "John Smith" as a cunt. I have to correct you on the fact the name "Imran Khan" is not actually Indian, its Pakistani
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This is worthy for a Nom
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On 07/04/2022 at 16:07, colonelkurtz said:
That Andrew Neil might be a bit of a cunt but during the Netflix reality TV show about Savile he was the only guest celeb who got anywhere close to pressurising him by using his years of media shithousery skills to actually ask pertinent questions of him which certainly got the cunt sweating and almost but not quite got some semblance of an admission from the fucking sack of shit . Halfway through the programme Mrs Kurtz looked up from her book and remarked "Sweet Jesus ..Savile looked like he fucking stunk to high heaven" . One thing was perfectly clear , old jug ears Charlie Boy, Thatcher , the BBC and the rest of the sychophants brigade were well and truly mugged off good and proper by the weapons grade weirdo.
Boring, I read the first few lines and the switched over to Mumsnet
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Just now, Cillian Murphy said:
My all time Chas and Dave Track, we are brothers
And Love Will Tear Us Apart...you have taste in music
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1 minute ago, Roadkill said:
There's just no pleasing you, Cillian. You're tearing me apart.
My all time Chas and Dave Track, we are brothers
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Just now, Cillian Murphy said:
Excellent idea, can I just confirm...paint first, fit, paint again.
Im also available to chat on mumsnet under the user name of Roadkillisthe mostboringcuntever.
LuvUHun
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1 minute ago, Roadkill said:
Paint them with a thin layer first, let that dry, fit them, and then a final layer to cover any scratches caused during the fitting.
Excellent idea, can I just confirm...paint first, fit, paint again.
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1 minute ago, Cillian Murphy said:
Any advice on painting fence panels. It would make sense to paint them first, and then fitting them into the "godfathers" or fit them first and then paint them.
Please tell me that this is not going to be a "drink the paint" reply
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1 minute ago, Roadkill said:
I just don't know what to do with you, Cillian. I'm sorry.
What would you like to talk about?
1 minute ago, Roadkill said:I just don't know what to do with you, Cillian. I'm sorry.
What would you like to talk about?
1 minute ago, Roadkill said:I just don't know what to do with you, Cillian. I'm sorry.
What would you like to talk about?
Any advice on painting fence panels. It would make sense to paint them first, and then fitting them into the "godfathers" or fit them first and then paint them.
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3 minutes ago, Roadkill said:
Fuck off you little Debbie downer cunt before I rip off your jaw and use your thyroid gland to wipe my arse.
WOW, brilliant reply. Cutting wit, that has really put me in my humble place.
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Just now, Cillian Murphy said:
All these fucking washing baskets just sit around doing nothing
And they a probably gay and should kill themselves. I think I`ve covered all replies there.
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All these fucking washing baskets just sit around doing nothing
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Many congratulations, this is a new low. Nominating toothbrushes, FFS.. What you meant to say is "The many choices of toothbrushes"
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7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:
What's up Cillian, waiting for the energy to return so you can have your 14th scheduled wank. Thank heavens for the squeaky floorboard that your dad hasn't got around to fixing eh?
Kill yourself you shut-in little forty year old virgin, man-child cunt.
I'm only saying that because I care.
Thank you for caring so much, squeaky floorboards. I would like to inform you that my Dad was a floorboard layer, who had a fixation on drinking bleach. He tried his best, to provide for his family, but he would not give up laying squeaky floorboards, it was his vocation in life.
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Just now, Cillian Murphy said:
Cutting reply
I can see what you have done
1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:I'd rather Cillian was in the Dead Pool.. Barrymore's.
Brilliant
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7 minutes ago, Roadkill said:
Sure thing, champ. I'm the one with a syndrome.
Cutting reply
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2 minutes ago, Roadkill said:
Don't worry, you'll reach my level eventually.
You are dreaming that you think that you have a "level". You probably have a syndrome and on a list, but not a level
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5 minutes ago, Roadkill said:
Roadkill here with another fast reply - I thought you'd killed yourself?
Get on with it, you sweaty minge.
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Just now, Cillian Murphy said:
WOW That`s me being told.
Your best insult is calling me a "sweaty minge"
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Just now, Roadkill said:
Roadkill here with another fast reply - I thought you'd killed yourself?
Get on with it, you sweaty minge.
1 minute ago, Roadkill said:Roadkill here with another fast reply - I thought you'd killed yourself?
Get on with it, you sweaty minge.
WOW That`s me being told.
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6 hours ago, Parabolic Cunting said:
Walk to your local Morrisons and be splattered across the road by an out of control Richard Hammond. I hope the impact is so aggressive that bits of you are found on nearby roofs.
Top notch humour, " being splattered, by a out of control, Richard Hammond, aggressive, roofs. Pure Brilliance.
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The thing that concerns me is, the speed of your replies, you must hang on this site, permentally (sp). Well, I say "concerns me", I`m lying, it doesn`t concern me. Im off to drink some bleach (Aldis own brand)), its cheaper
53 million quid
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I didn`t even read this reply, I got bored. Sorry, maybe try harder next time.