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ChildeHarold

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  1. You’re dead right, she's not my cup of tea. Is television really full of this type of person? 🤔
  2. I don't get it, are you nominating Kim or Alan?
  3. Yes, but the tape has completely deoxidised and all my efforts to restore it, including soaking it in an unflushed toilet bowl for 72 hours, have failed. Sorry to disappoint. Would you like me to suggest an alternative? 🤔
  4. I bet you' ve got Angela Ripon dancing with Eric and Ernie on a grainy spunk encrusted VHS tape that just happens to have hard core porn dubbed onto the end.
  5. I'm descended from good West Country slave trading stock. Rees-Mogg. Remember my name!
  6. I noticed that. Wolfie is getting back to normal. Unexpected Universal Credit payment backdated? Police have decided not to prosecute? Small (>100£) Lotto win. Extra hours over the Bank Holiday weekend at the Amazon warehouse? I can hear the loose change jangling!
  7. Repetition "It clearly gets to you..." Two points to and.
  8. Can I have one of those free passes you so generously hand out to ELC? 🤔 Just asking.
  9. That's funny, I laughed so much I pinched a nerve in my spinal cord and fell on the kitchen in agony. You chose the Holloway Road spelling of moustache.
  10. This was a very nice topic until you blighted it with this inter-member acrimony against me. Fuck off. LOL even though you are (mostly) blocked
  11. That's a very low standard you are setting. Get help.
  12. 🙋 my other arm is missing. I surrender!
  13. I don’t compare myself with others but focus on my inner spiritual development which involves blocking you among other things like eating healthy, exercise and getting a good night's sleep. Also a nice big shit every day - those prunes remind me of your face.
  14. It's no fun bin diving in the rain, my usual partner Tom Daley has abandoned me on the grounds of not being gay enough. Fuck Tom, I can dive the arse off him and scoop a handful of VHS tapes at the same time.
  15. Hammer that's all very true, but in the misery gutting world of British tv schedule planning there has to be a BUILD UP to the usual menu of assisted dying, state of the NHS, elderly neglect and child abuse documentaries plus of course the continuous crap about animal welfare and why our diets and food are shit on a stick. Happy TV Licence! 😅
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