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KingRollo

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  1. I can tell you some more stories about Cook and Wizard if you like, Wolfie…. you’ve only to ask ☺️
  2. Hey GG, reckon he was having a wank when he wrote that last bit?
  3. Ask Decs… I hear he likes it when you pull it off.
  4. Is that your fancy dress outfit for the NYE frivolities?
  5. More like Spike out of Press Gang…
  6. 150 words is just the final post, GG. He’s probably got pages and pages of drafts screwed up in his waste paper basket. The words will be racking up in their thousands, all borne of blood, sweat and tears. Cue the site minnow comment…
  7. I appreciate the concern, Wolfie, thank you. However, I should tell you that your worry is misplaced… I don’t feel vulnerable here. However, I apologise unreservedly if I have made you feel vulnerable by drawing attention to your hard man veneer, which is cracking like the proverbial chestnuts in an open fire, under the weight of the massive chip on your shoulder. It cannot be easy. My sympathies.
  8. I wished you a happy Christmas, Wolfie! Is that fighting talk round your way? “Merry Christmas!” ”I’ll show you ‘Merry Christmas’! Pick your teeth up on the way out”. Bet the 25th was a barrel of laughs! Did you think “Boxing Day” should be taken literally? It’s not always about you, Wolfie. You gotta learn to let some things go. Have a great New Year!
  9. Oh sweet irony! Never mind, I hear brittleness is going to be added to the protected characteristics list and glass jaws are back in fashion…
  10. Rain, wind and weather Wolf and Decs forever Playing little hard men side by side…..
  11. I know what a shoe is, Decs… the photo is a little superfluous though it looks as though you keep it tidy, so if you require recognition for your efficiency, very well done!
  12. Ah Decs, trotting out the usual comments about creepiness and death wishes. Sometimes predictability is such a comfort isn’t it?
  13. I’ll take that as a ‘no’. I am sorry for your disappointment.
  14. Did you have a lovely Christmas, Wolfie? I certainly hope so!
  15. KingRollo

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    Your Royal Maj, Whilst deeply gratified to hear from you -after too long a sojourn in somewhere a King has no place being, I am greatly disturbed by the various predicaments outlined in your missive. Let us deal with these matters forthwith. Firstly you mention some unfortunate rumour-mongering viz-a-viz conspiracy, jabs, etc. One must always remember that we are simply not answerable to the peasants…. look at the fine example Doris Johnson and his friends have set. You can tell them anything you like, ignore them or remove their right to protest with impunity. If all else fails, have a chat with your pal Xi, and ask him to unleash a plague that will really ‘give them something to think about’… (But get vaccinated first for gawd’s sake!) Secondly, young Hewitt is literally in over his head. His wife is capacious enough to remove him from sight for good and the next time he asks her to sit in his face will probably be his last. He has made his choice. Let him live with it (or in it). Finally, the flame haired hag, presumably the Witch Roops, is a conundrum. Her growler is actually a citizen in it’s own right and frequently posts on this site. Can you get your corgi trainers to try and lick it into shape? The other recourse is simply to burn them at the stake. Your humble, but much wiser, servant, KR
  16. There was no test, the GUM clinic was closed. I imagine a simpler explanation... he was a slippery little bastard from the off and got dropped on his noggin.
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