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    You mentioned twice that this cunt spends a lot of time in front of the mirror coiffuring his locks. Are you certain that he bats for the right side? 🤔
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    "Battery Care" on mobiles

    I've got a huawei now wiz, so doubtless the little yellow commies are trawling patiently through the corner as we speak. Stand by for the fallout.
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    "Battery Care" on mobiles

    I thought as fucking much....... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/technology-46826795/ces-2019-smart-socket-to-charge-your-devices 😠😠
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    Bob Monkhouse

    Fully deserves his place in Highgate, imho, the place is full of Marxists.
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    Bob Monkhouse

    How about the Marx Brothers?
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    Stupid bird box cunts

    Don't fuck around punkers, have one of your footmen shoot him in the bollocks.
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    Bob Monkhouse

    Humourless cretin. Fuck off lol
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    Bob Monkhouse

    Another of his, spot.... When my time comes I want to die like my father did, peacefully in his sleep....... not screaming in terror, like his passengers.
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    Bob Monkhouse

    It's not compulsory viewing mate, you're allowed to switch channels.
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    Bob Monkhouse

    While I share your dislike for his toe-curlingly smarmy performance technique neil, monkhouse was actually a very decent gag writer. My personal favourite; "People laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. They're not laughing now."
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    Norman Watt Roy?
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    "Victims". ".....victims....". I don’t mind saying that the word has a certain allure.
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    Royal Wacky Races

    Typo *pissed*
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    Royal Wacky Races

    Prince Philip has crashed his Range Rover. I'm sure that just like for everyone else, the police will have checked his insurance and breathalysed him.