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About scotty

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  1. Bayreuth Tapestry returns

    Give him a fucking ratten then, you tight-fisted rodentian cunt.
  2. The Cunts Corner Music Exchange lV

    I think you'll find that only the female one fits my criteria baws, ie dead and in a bag. I'll supply the yoghurt coating myself.
  3. The Cunts Corner Music Exchange lV

    I like my cranberries dead, dried out, in a bag and coated in solid white yoghurt. What do you think about that?
  4. Richard Osman

    I fucking wish you were.
  5. Heartbreak

    I bet she gives hawking the right horn. I didn't get through a brief history of time, but I'm sure there's a chapter in there about her.
  6. Heartbreak

    Did you know that oliver sacks is manuels brother?
  7. Gwyneth Paltrow's coffee enemas

    She had one, but she's divorced him.
  8. Funeral attending

    Never forget frank, most of your own "likes" came when we all thought you were dead, so why not improve your own figures by the simple expedient of suicide? You know it makes sense.
  9. Congratulations

    "Imagine". Perhaps not the most appropriate choice of words, baws.
  10. Congratulations

    If the nazis had only marched the scousers into auschwitz instead of the jews I doubt many here would have noticed, let alone complained.
  11. The BBC's Perfect Christmas

    Oh I don't know, glitter and savile entertained plenty of kids.
  12. Nick Clegg's Knighthood

    He might, but you'll be dead before it happens. Happy Christmas.
  13. "Be the Best"

  14. Never in my life have I read such utter bullshit. Germans? QUEUING??? Fuck off.
  15. Jude Law

    He's probably pissed off at the taffs getting stuffed by the all-blacks. They'd only lost their last 39 games against new zealand so I doubt bubbles saw that coming.