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scotty

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  1. scotty

    Pyjamas

    The defendant is called Pencille. You can draw your own conclusions.
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    Pyjamas

    I wouldn't mind so much if they got off their fucking mobility scooters. Cunts.
  3. Eric keeps putting it off because the last one tasted terrible.
  4. Don't tell us.... your jewish 25% got it at cost?
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    Boris

    Oh, yes. Perfect choice of name, too; Marsha Fitzalan. I wonder if that's how she got the role ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜
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    Boris

    I might be repeating myself here eric, but if you haven't heard The Last Hurrah then may I recommend you scurry off to amazon and download it? Three hours of pure Mayall comic genius.
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    Boris

    Only one man can unite the Conservatives and lead the country through the mire into the sunny post-brexit uplands. Alan Beresford Bโ€™stard, your country needs you.
  8. Don't ask for tapas in a Portuguese restaurant baws, they fucking hate the spanish with a real vengeance.
  9. Avoidance by diversion, guarrrd. Again.
  10. Also fascinating that albert is similarly privileged to yourself regarding site admin. You might want to remember in future to just use the one account when referring to other users private donation histories, you slipped the other day and used your albert one on decs.
  11. Amazing that pen would spring to albert's defence for no apparent reason. Quite astonishing. And at what point did neil rename this "the applescruff memorial cricket thread"? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜ 
  12. No, he's being stalked by a glow-worm.
  13. Back from the business trip to Belize then, snowy? ๐Ÿค” Deal done?
  14. I should hope so. They're even uglier than roops feet, and at least a size 9. ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ
  15. He occasionally gets stuck into the rough.
  16. A very apt summary of the pen character, Doc. Consider it stolen ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
  17. I'll stick to what I know, Billy. You can't teach an old dog new tricks. As for embalming or undertaking, I just do the job, I don't clean up afterwards.
  18. Not quite everyone. You're overlooking my revenue stream. ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ 
  19. You ancient cunt ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„
  20. Pass me a shoelace, I'll blindfold you.
  21. Surely you mean Sandra and Tracey? ๐Ÿค”
  22. ....a charge which can never be levelled at me.
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