I saw one of your fellow mancs last week manky, john cooper clarke. He did a rather good gag about just that subject, to wit.... Two Jewish lads walking past a Catholic church, there's a sign outside, "convert today and we'll give you £20." One decides to go in, the other waits outside for him. Half an hour later out he trots, his mate asks "so, did you convert?" He replies "Yes, as a matter of fact I did. The priest made a lot of sense." His mate asked "Did you get the £20?" The lad replies "is that all you people think about?"