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A cocktail? You fucking poof, what's wrong with Buckfast, breakfast of Caledonian champions?

Baws, I knew two things for certain when I posted that remark to KB. One, that you would spot it. Two, that you would also ferret out the video even if it meant digging through your habitual alleyways in the dark web. 👍👍😄

You are Derek Chauvin and I claim my £5.

For fucksake, Scrotes 🤢

Here's one for you, Bill. After the EU referendum, there was footage widely shown of a brief interview with Paddy Ashdown where he said unambiguously that the result, whatever it should be and whatever the margin, must be upheld and enacted without question. He said that was crucial to the notion of democracy and even if the decision was to get out, Parliament had to enact it immediately and without question. I looked it up myself and watched what there was of it, with a simple search that brought up loads of links to the video. Here's the conspiracy bit. You try and find that footage anywhere online now.

The bird came up with an unexpectedly astute remark recently Eric. We were watching some old bollocks on the tellybox, there were some of our darker brethren wearing white pancake make-up. My beloved peered at the screen and said "isn't that a bit racist?" I'm telling you, she's the one. 😍😍❤️

People laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. They aren't laughing now.

I never found Barry Manilow particularly amusing, tbh.

If he was really Scots, he'd fucking walk before forking out on a motor vehicle.

I'm not having that said about my friend here, Eric "Bernard Manning" Cuntman. 😡😡

Lewis-Smith on Andrew Lloyd Webber… There were those who considered him a plug-ugly third rate tunesmith making a fortune from ripping off the classics. His critics, however, were less kind. Quality. 😄😄

Why did the blind man walk off the cliff? Because I threw a stick for his dog.

Eric, for a few brief surreal moments there, I read that as David Blunkett and wondered what the fuck you were on about. 😄😄

Couple of weekends with the chamois and maybe an oil change OCR, she'll be good to go.

Southgate is English by birth, but considers himself otherwise. He's like a drippy version of Ali G or Lineker, he's only white in appearance. In his defence, there's been a lot of criticism about his tactical ability, substitutions and so on. This is unfounded. He has definitely altered the team's kneeling time, and when it came to his unshakeable principles on the Rainbow poofters charter, he ditched those in no time flat when threatened with the ultimate sanction of a yellow card by the Floggers and HandChoppers Qatari Branch.

"Bulimics of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your dinner." John Prescott, 2005

I'm glad you brought that up.

I've long harboured a desire for one of these, Bill. https://www.historics.co.uk/buying/auctions/2016-08-20/cars/ref-8-1972-bmw-2002-touring/

I'm no expert, but I'm sensing hostility here.

Scrotes, compared to this drivel from Meatus, the combined output of even Prof B and Pen looks like the golden era of Oscar Wilde.

You mean they'll pimp him out to an Arab in Paris, and have them both killed? 🤔👍

I'd like to see Southgate appointed head of the KKK Gay-Bashing team. He'd have the team kneeling, but not in a protesty sort of way, more in appreciation. And wearing shirts sponsored by the Minnesota Police, complete with it's haloed Chauvin logo.

No, it's not. This absolute bollocks makes anyone else on here look like a fucking genius, and I don't exclude anyone but the OP from that statement.

Ah, but it's so great when they fuck it up. Somehow, Spacker Harry doesn't look anywhere near the cunt Rashwoke did when he did exactly as you describe in the Euro final and also missed.

"...as long as you don't have the scampi..."