scotty

This is painful. For fucksake Admin, do the decent thing. I have an occasional look here to see if anythings improved, but if this site was a dog you'd have taken it on a one-way trip to the vet by now. And if you seriously believe that the streams of inanity emanating from Pen and the hairy palmed Greek are worth paying for, I fear for your sanity. Plus, as I sign in today I find a message from Scrotes saying that even he's gone, fucking hell, that's the End of Days incarnate.

Adieu.

20 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Thank fuck for that. Perhaps the quality will return to the Corner again now.

Not a fucking chance.

3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

white American

For "white American" read "Russian jew" 😁

2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

The wessel is moving backwards Captain!

Just for a few glorious seconds, I bet he wished he'd bought a Fiat Panda instead of the Grand Cherokee. 

18 minutes ago, Frank said:

Jesus christ, what a wet weekend you turned out to be. Say it with some conviction you gimp.

I heard you'd killed yourself. 

As you clearly failed, could you give it another go?

2 minutes ago, cunt said:

No problem Spotty, I ain't that way inclined, there probably are posters who would be, but he's barking up the wrong tree if he thinks I'm interested, woof woof 😉

This place is like the Blue Oyster bar, but without the subtlety. 😄

11 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Disappeared into Karen Millans house, an uphill gardener, sneaky butcher etc, hanging around with the fashion crowd. The man has a point,  Black and light footed, surely he should be a sir… 

He's ticking all the boxes for a BBC docudrama about him, Eddie. I'd watch it too, as long as they cast a white actor to play him.

54 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

the Englishman in me does love a plucky underdog.

You've opened yourself to allegations of bestiality there Eric, for which there already exists a precedent on here. 

33 minutes ago, southerncunt said:

My dog has just done a great big shit. Shall I get it in an airtight bag and post it to you?

By the way, your avatar is of a different species to you. He is a comic genius of many different facades. You’ve not the right to appropriate.  Desist.

You are a no trick pony with only one reality. A sad, scat obsessed dog hating pile of shit with one foot on a community service order, and the other one unknowingly on a publishing contract for some up and coming crime writer just waiting for you to be caught. 
 

Die in a fire.

Southern, I do believe you're flirting with him. 😘 Control yourself 😁

2 hours ago, White Cunt said:

The filthy bastards willingly joined the euro club and borrowed like fuck - hence being a bitch of the krauts, but I want our money back. 

I don't think we were involved in funding the bailouts, were we? 🤔 Having declined the generous offer of allowing us into the Eurozone, I believe it was restricted to the cunts that a/ set it up, and b/ permitted entry to economic basket cases like the wops, greeks and paddies.

1 hour ago, White Cunt said:

any outstanding loans...

...are payable to Germany, following their Monopoly-style purchase of Greece during the eurozone crisis of 2009.

41 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Loved that film. Especially the bit where he slits that jews throat with the hidden blade.

"Der weise engel".

 

🎵 Are you ratty, are you ratty, are you ratty in disguise? 🎶

Alright, lads? 😎

7 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

if I were to put up a video of myself, ploughing a 25st. black whore, on a fakir bed of nails, for publicity purposes, would you give me credit?

I most certainly would, when can we expect this video? 👍👍👍

26 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

a black bin-liner, a length of electric flex and an orange. 

Stephen Milligan was actually my local MP (Eastleigh.) In hindsight, voting for him may have been a mistake. 🤔😄

23 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Did you do Billy’s gnashers then?

20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

No, Hugo Drax did.

"Is it safe?"

12 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said:

poking into Mrs Cunt to extract her giblets.

Sounds like you had one hell of a Christmas. 👍👍

55 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

🎵All that she wants, is a jug of gravy. 
 She’s gone tomorrow…🎵

You cunt. I can't unhear that now. 😡

20 hours ago, Decimus said:

I limit my city meals to The Belgian Monk and Ali Tandoori, you know where you are with 12 percent beer, Flemish sausage and Sitar background music.

Norwich, like many small provincial cities, is plagued with tiny, independent restaurants that pop up and then go bust within a year. The proprietors are usually local cunts who went to that there London to work a Godfuckingawful sales job for six years, only to return with ideas above their station. The reason they go bust is precisely because the refined palate they developed in the Big Smoke is only shared by pretentious cunts like Rayner, and not by the locals who would sooner go and smash an all-you-can-eat carvery at Toby's.

As for XO Kitchen, judging by the disgusting pigs who run the place it should be renamed XL Kitchen. Look at that Onslow looking slob on the right, the cunt has posed for a promotional news article with the contents of half a pot noodle spilled down his top, the filthy fucking animal.

PIGS.

Jesus wept 😂😂

What a pair of porkers. "Would you buy a hot meal from this man" ought to be their slogan.

28 minutes ago, cunt said:

Then again, he could just be another bullshitting thespian looking for a bit of public sympathy and the resultant publicity

That's doing it the hard way, to be fair.

Ok, so he's a septic and we shouldn't expect too much in the way of intelligence from this twat. But running yourself over with your own snowplough?? For fucksake.

Just as annoying are the BBC headlines, which doggedly refer to "a snowplough accident" without mentioning until far into the small print that it's his own machine, and he was the sole operator. Surely that little snippet of information would have lent the headlines an air of comedy to lighten the traumatic news of yet another thick yank metaphorically shooting himself in the bollocks.

Oh, well. At least, for once, guns weren't involved. 👍👍

7 minutes ago, southerncunt said:

Along pops Roger Irrelevant

Roger Irrelevant is occasionally amusing, Southern. Other than that, his resemblance to Pen is startling.

45 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Oh, and please stop the enormous gaps after your posts. Unless you’re planning to jump into one. 

This I can definitely agree with. 👍👍

6 hours ago, King Billy said:

With over 7 million cunts on NHS waiting lists, excess deaths at over 800 a week (many of them dropping dead suddenly and shortly after having been medically experimented on), inflation at 8 or 9% and rising, taxes at their highest level since WW2, the economy of the U.K. and most other countries disappearing down the toilet, every cunt whose not on benefits is on strike or threatening to do so, there might be a strong case to argue that the fucking geniuses in the political, scientific, medical and media world who’ve caused and promoted all this fucking chaos, allegedly to protect us from certain death from Covid19 should all have their fucking toes removed with bolt cutters, their eyes gouged out with a potato peeler, then be strung up from the nearest lamp post.with a traffic cone rammed up their arse (sideways). Covid cheerleader cunts like big brain pom pom slag Roops should be first in the queue. Fucking ginger Welsh pile of shit cuntess.

You've had your booster then, Bill?

2 hours ago, ProfB said:

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at smalldickenergy@getalife.com 😬

Brilliant. What a pity I've run out of likes.

😒