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About Cuntybaws

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    Well, we're not in the middle of nowhere, but we can see it from here.

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  1. Wire brush and Dettol for that shit!
  2. It’s the end times, Ratty. Yesterday I saw an owl digging a burrow in broad daylight, and a flock of songbirds mauling a badger.
  3. This is unusually erudite for you, Bill, have you been taking NZT-48?
  4. Which, ironically, is where Alesha was from. I suppose the one consolation is that she's definitely gone to a better place.
  5. Cuntybaws

    Theresa May

    Jesus fucking Christ, can't a man groom a newbie in peace these days?
  6. Cuntybaws

    Theresa May

    Sorry to be a pedant on your first day, but you've spelled "masturbation" wrong.
  7. Fuck that sort of cushy number. This cunt qualifies for my proposed "Escape from New York" style facility, which will see a giant wall built around the Isle of Wight. All the scum and dregs of society, the sort who really deserve the death penalty that we don't have any more, will be dropped in there and left to fend for themselves. No rules, no guards, no tobacco allowance, no fucking parole, just forget all about them for twenty years or so and then let's see how many of the cunts are left.
  8. What an utter fucking biff that creature is. Shame she didn't "fall down the stairs" when she got to the police station.
  9. Fuck off he was, he nailed himself to that cross.
  10. Nature? Sounds to me like God fucked up big style on this one.
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