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About Cuntybaws

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  1. Sounds like some kind of parasitic brain-eating worm to me, Eric. Stab wounds often lead to a low grade infection or, worse yet, MRSA. Once that has a foothold, requiring regular visits to NHS facilities in the London area, it’s only a matter of time before necrotising fasciitis sets in and takes your face, while leprosy claims your bollocks and Ebola has what’s left.
  2. If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr.
  3. Erwin Schrödinger was a cunt.
  4. 125 posts in a week (several days of which you've been suspended for) and you're calling other people sad? Add to this the worst like-to-post ratio it's ever been my misfortune to observe and I hope for her sake you're a damn sight better at sex than you are at the internet.
  5. Eric will be along shortly to say how much he'd like to do Marsha Fitzalan up the arse.
  6. Without a hint of irony, a coarse American pattern file is known as a "bastard".
  7. The cinematic inspiration behind most of Frank's dance routines.
  8. I've managed to get the first one off easily enough, but I'm struggling with the second? Any tips? Also, with hindsight, I should probably have nailed myself to the cross before commencing the amputations, and ideally set fire to the cross prior to that too. I'm fucking useless at this killing myself lark.
  9. The government already has access to all your data, take it from me. If that was one of their actual policies they might stand a chance of snatching Rotherham. On a semi-related note, I'm actually thinking of voting Labour, now that they've got rid of all their Jews.
  10. Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
  11. I suspect that Frank prefers his humour expressed in lyrical form, preferably a pastiche of a much-loved Sixties classic which includes a reference to at least one dread disease. Something based on "Rag Doll" by Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons would do nicely here.
  12. Cheers. I guess Thetford doesn't usually cross the radar of the major news organisations. On a semi-related note, why are these cunts always called Harvey?
  13. Link? The one and only likely looking news feed reference I can see in the last few weeks is behind a paywall on the Irish Independent, and it appears to have nothing to do with ADHD anyway. I'd hate to think you were just making this shit up.
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