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About Cuntybaws

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    Well, we're not in the middle of nowhere, but we can see it from here.

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  1. I never had you down as a Hobo.
  2. As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods; they kill us for their sport.
  3. Fuck me, has there been a time warp? You're thinking about Vladimir Romanov, a Lithuanian, and that was their previous relegation in 2014. The hilarious circumstances that saw Hearts relegated at the end of the truncated 2019-20 season can be laid firmly at the door of their Chucky-looking owner Ann Budge, who would probably squeak into my Top Ten Horse-Faced Cunts list, if she wasn't too obscure.
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    Mike Brewer

    Isn't it nearly time for your rusks?
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    I thought this was going to be a nomination about Ceti Alpha V's only remaining indigenous life form. As you were...
  6. I suspect it was a genuine opinion on the hatchet-faced, Shergar-looking, moose-fucking cunt. The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
  7. Paging @Mrs Roops to the main board...
  8. Hot on the heels of Albemarle & Bond too, a bad few months on Benefits Street.
  9. I feel sorry for little white kids watching the English Premier League. They just never see anyone on the pitch who looks like them.
  10. I’ve sent off my latest program idea to the BBC, Ed, more in hope than expectation. In the style of “The Man in the High Castle”, “Bullwhip in the Night” imagines an alternative future where the South triumphed in the American Civil War, and slavery was never abolished. For added authenticity, white actors will black up to play all the roles.
  11. Did this shithole of a site just mix our posts up again?
  12. Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Poof.
  13. Other countries have inferior potassium.
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