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Cuntybaws

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About Cuntybaws

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    Cuntmaster Extraordinaire

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    Well, we're not in the middle of nowhere, but we can see it from here.

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  1. Lotto millionaire Jane Park

    Ratty's grooming him as well, but you don't want to end up in Ratty's camp. (Pun very much intended.)
  2. Meterological Exaggeration

    May the Foreskin be with you.
  3. Lotto millionaire Jane Park

    I'm going to cut you up really fucking badly for that one!
  4. Lotto millionaire Jane Park

    I recommend you shag neither of them then, just to be on the safe side.
  5. Bull shitting cunts.

    Like Hersham Boys, but with better trousers?
  6. Richard Branson

    I miss Sailor Moon.
  7. Meterological Exaggeration

    I can't believe Proper's lackadaisical attitude to this fucking omnishambles. This is basically a 10% reduction in the singular validation measure of our tawdry existence. What's really worrying me, though, is which sad individual contributed 10% of our quota in the first place? That poor cunt needs some serious therapy.
  8. Meterological Exaggeration

    Are you ass burgers, you phenomenally imperceptive piece of shit? Shut your cock hole before I slap the dick off your breath. Now, fuck off, I've got things to do. Wednesday is fish sticks. Green lime jello for dessert.
  9. Meterological Exaggeration

    Infamy, infamy. They've all got it infamy.
  10. It's not as bad as having regular injections in your Jap's eye. Probably.
  11. RapeLawyers4You

    It's not rape if you yell "Surprise!"
  12. Meterological Exaggeration

    No, the account's still there, he's just dropped off the visible list because his last logon was July 5th.
  13. Meterological Exaggeration

    I suspect some long-standing member has had their account deleted, and their likes have gone with it. I'd say I hoped it was Punkape, but there's no way that tight cunt ever gave us more than a dozen likes between us, so no point getting everyone's hopes up.
  14. Meterological Exaggeration

    Where the fuck have our "likes" gone? A week or so back we were running at 4354 to 4438, now we're barely over 4000. Fuck me, if this keeps up we'll soon be no better than Ding.
  15. Meterological Exaggeration

    I'm pretty much all over it, really. Long wave, infrared, high energy gamma, I don't just confine myself to the visible spectrum. I refuse to be labelled - but if you really insist, make sure the label is exactly dead centre and avoid ornate fonts. Hercule Poirot was a cunt.
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