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Cuntybaws

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  1. Cuntybaws

    Workies

    Q. What's the difference between an egg and a wank? A: You can beat an egg.
  2. Cuntybaws

    Bob Monkhouse

    From Wikipedia: Arbuckle's acquittal in the third trial was accompanied by an unprecedented statement of apology from the jury stating, in part, that, "Acquittal is not enough for Roscoe Arbuckle. We feel that a great injustice has been done him… there was not the slightest proof adduced to connect him in any way with the commission of a crime. From which we can deduce that he actually did her up the shitter, such japes being perfectly legal in the state of California.
  3. Cuntybaws

    Workies

    I'm fairly confident you've just imagined that there's such a word as "workies". Is this a NEET cunt, because almost without exception those are the very worst of the dregs of humanity, the sort of useless fuck like Cuntwad who'd roll in brandishing an ECDL as if it was a Doctorate from MIT.
  4. Cuntybaws

    Bob Monkhouse

    They had their moments, in fairness, but on the whole I'd rather stick circular files up my urethra than watch them. Chaplin was a completely unfunny cunt, along with Keaton and Lloyd. Fatty Arbuckle was good for a laugh, though.
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    Let Toys Be Toys

    But you'll get no apologies...
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    Gemma Collins

    Killer?
  7. Cuntybaws

    Let Toys Be Toys

  8. Cuntybaws

    Bob Monkhouse

    At the risk of sounding uncannily like Pen, what are your thoughts on Laurel & Hardy?
  9. Cuntybaws

    Royal Wacky Races

    From the little-sung third verse of John Lennon's magnum opus.
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    Royal Wacky Races

    Your Linux Mint 18 is either a pile of steaming fucking crap or, as the old IT saw has it, there's a persistent error in the carbon layer.
  11. Cuntybaws

    RAMADAM

    Allah obviously intended these cunts to stay in the deserts close to the equator, away from civilised people. That's why he could afford to make them so fucking ugly, and also why he gave then all the oil and fake dinosaur fossils. Fucked if I know why he dropped the Jews in there too, mind you, fucking infallible my arse,
  12. Cuntybaws

    RAMADAM

    Turns out that Ramadamadingdong is actually in the dictionary. (And by "the" dictionary, I mean Urban Dictionary.) https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ramadamadingdong
  13. Cuntybaws

    Alcohol Free Spirits

    On a Hendricks-related side note, do you put cucumber in? (Just getting in first before pukeape makes an unfunny vegetable/dildo joke.)
  14. Cuntybaws

    Alcohol Free Spirits

    Can't even use it to make Molotov cocktails. Totally fucking useless.
  15. Oh look, it's this cunt again. Let’s play a game of “fuck off!” You go first.
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