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About Cuntybaws

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  1. The more obvious question would have been, “Who is Lena / Moi?” The curious incident of the dog in the night-time?
  2. What the actual fuck is going on here? I leave you cunts unattended for five fucking minutes, only to find an assault on the sartorial senses worthy of that awful Lena / Moi creature. Speaking of awful creatures, I see you know Frank.
  3. I’m in fucking Gatwick, flying off to exotic climes in the morning. This will be my last communication for several weeks, unless the WiFi in Bongo Bongo Land has improved since my last visit.
  4. I can’t work out whether it’s an homage to Grandmaster Flash, or Kung Fu Panda.
  5. I don't know, but I've just given you a like because I fucking HATE missing a bandwagon!
  6. While I'm away, if everyone else could just award ten likes a day to random posts from my back catalogue, that would go some way towards helping. Think of it less as leaderboard manipulation and more as righting a historic wrong.
  7. I'm voting with my feet and heading off somewhere where there's no fucking internet for the next couple of weeks. I expect this all to be sorted when I get back.
  8. Are you feeling all right, Pen? You've only made thirty posts since yesterday, and at one point went almost three hours with no output at all.
  9. Sailor Moon was the original author of this now-archived nomination, a veritable mistress of brevity. She was also responsible for the equally succinct "Vagisil Spray" nomination, which the @Rev will no doubt remember fondly.
  10. I don't miss Brony Keith, if that's what you're asking.
  11. Sometimes I miss Sailor Moon. Not often, though.
  12. Ironically, cunts who persistently misspell the titles of nominations deserve to have a spike driven through their foramen magnum.
  13. Well, who could have predicted that? (Answer: every cunt!) It's chicken nuggets for Buddy Bear from now on.
  14. Turd burglar. Actually, his real name is Stephen Russell Davies so post-ironically it doesn't actually stand for anything - unless perhaps it's "The", as some sort of perverted homage to Ivor The Engine.
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