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Cuntybaws

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    Adam Rowe Scouse "Comedian"

    Those terminally unfunny Flo & Joan cunts were in there somewhere too, but still no award for Jerry Sadowitz. Proof, as if more was needed, that there is no god.
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    Golden showers.

    They're just lucky I couldn't get a shit in to the bottle!
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    Golden showers.

    I especially love watching the really retarded ones bowling, not sure whether to throw the ball or eat it. Not sure why they're on the telly, though, but they start again at 11.
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    Jessica Fletcher, interfering cunt

    Worst Star Trek character ever?
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    Jessica Fletcher, interfering cunt

    The worst thing about being black and Jewish is always having to sit at the back of the oven.
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    Oliver Worthington

    I'm guessing he means neither, all the clues being cunningly disguised in the original post. The "SEO" bit is just one of those little coincidences, like the moon being the same apparent size as the sun, and men's fists fitting neatly into Punkape's anus.
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    Obsessed career cunts

    Here you go MC, make the most of it before it turns into an Islamic crescent.
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    THE biggest cunt ever

    Looking at his "before" picture, you might argue it was money well spent.
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    Another royal suckling wedding in the pipeline

    The defence is that the actual wedding isn't being directly paid for by the taxpayer, just its security (although how "Air Miles Andy" got the money in the first place is being conveniently glossed over.) Also, two million supposedly isn't that much, it only sounds like a lot if you're poor - which, of course, none of these cunts are.
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    Cunts who drink bleach

    R-E-P-O-R-T-E-D, as Aretha so very nearly sang.
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    Cunts who drink bleach

    More talent in his little finger than in your entire body.
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    Middle Class parents on holiday

    Yes, if they ever introduce a rule for that, we're all fucked.
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    Cunts who drink bleach

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    Cunts who drink bleach

    Reported for anti-semitism.
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    Cunts who drink bleach

    The prosecution rests.
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    Cunts who drink bleach

    This doesn't mean what you obviously think it means either, you stupid, stupid, stupid fucking cunt.
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    Middle Class parents on holiday

    Reported for talking complete and utter shite.
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    Middle Class parents on holiday

    Reported for immediate derailment of topic.
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    Cunts who drink bleach

    “Credibility comprises the objective and subjective components of the believability of a source or message. Credibility has two key components: trustworthiness and expertise.” So, when I say you've always been the most boring cunt on here, that’s credible; whereas anything out of your mouth is just so much shite.
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    Cunts who drink bleach

    Probably cancer.
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    COMETH THE BREXIT COMETH THE MAN

    That Simon Weston is one unlucky cunt, right enough.
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    COMETH THE BREXIT COMETH THE MAN

    Who would have thought, back in those halcyon days of drunkenly arranged internet fights and Big Bopper pastiches, that Eric would one day stand astride the leader board like a colossus and would wank off a tramp if he thought it would get him a “like”? I think we're done here.
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    Cunts who drink bleach

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    Cunts who drink bleach

    I believed you as soon as you said it had a kids' club.
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