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Cuntybaws

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    McCain Chips

    But still sexier than Betty Boop.
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    Let us spray

    For the first time ever, Pen's got some traction from a train-related nomination. This is probably a harbinger of the Apocalypse.
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    McCain Chips

    I believe I once compared her labia to a pair of cream crackers left out too long in the Atacama Desert. Or it might have been Pen's, that seems likelier - I'll check when I sober up.
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    Everyday bombs

    Sounds just like the time a bag of nails and a bag of fertilisers and other chemicals were left side by side in the Admiral Duncan and somehow reacted spontaneously. A one in a million chance, really, and just lucky that only homosexuals were hurt.
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    England Cricket Cuntbreeds

    Blimey, that would have been enough to beat Scotland! Better late than never...
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    McCain Chips

    Most uses of "you" in a single sentence without even trying?
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    McCain Chips

    You mean Theresa May, don't you, you lubricious rogue, you?
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    Police speak.

    As Professor Piehead would say, "Another partial success!"
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    Police speak.

    They could probably smell the second generation bogtrotter on you. Still, at least they said "male".
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    Galileo.

    I've just been stuck on a boat for six hours with a couple of Florida Republicans. When people ask, rhetoricallly, "What sort of stupid cunts voted for Trump?", I can now tell them first hand. I led off with Obamacare, then asked why Hillary Clinton wasn't in jail yet, before moving onto the big stuff like gun control and Mexicans paying for walls. They really are the thickest cunts on the planet, and it's fair to say we didn't part on good terms.
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    People overly enamoured with japan

    Frank has a wine cellar, and I'm fairly sure the Rev has a sex dungeon, but definitely no basements, no.
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    Police speak.

    IC3, of course.
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    Another load of fucking shite.

    Pacycephalosaurus.
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    Poundworld administration cunts

    I don't do feuds, Stubbers, it's not really fair on the other poor cunt.
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    "Honours"?

    Please, oh fucking please, let it be somewhere with a Dignitas.
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    Poundworld administration cunts

    Alpen, surely? They've certainly cured my constipation.
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    England Cricket Cuntbreeds

    @applescruff14, @Fender777, may I suggest you skip the preamble and jump straight to 4:30 or thereabouts and tell me just exactly what the fuck happened? Your boys took one hell of a beating.
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    People who post stories just to stir up shit

    The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.
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    Anthony Bourdain

    ...are the five words you never want to hear a sniper say.
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    People who post stories just to stir up shit

    GIVE ME BACK MY FACE!
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    People who post stories just to stir up shit

    The world's smartest man poses no more threat to me than does its smartest termite.
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    People who post stories just to stir up shit

    What do you get if you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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    People who post stories just to stir up shit

    Bill, it's no fun if you won't even pretend to struggle.
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    People who post stories just to stir up shit

    The fun isn't hooking them, Luke, it's landing them. I suspect I'm not telling Bill anything he doesn't already know there...
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