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Cuntybaws

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    FUCKING GENDER SHITE

    If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
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    FUCKING GENDER SHITE

    Although she doesn't know it yet, tonight Mrs Baws will be identifying as a naughty schoolgirl lesbian who needs to be taught the error of her ways.
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    Bugging your own house.

    Foetus.
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    Bugging your own house.

    My sex robot would never split on me.
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    Chocolate Chip Ginger Nuts.

    Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhh!
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    Gay cake appeal

    Less botting, more chuffing.
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    Sir Craig Mackey

    Wouldn't you rather settle for some litotes?
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    Golf

    I should probably proofread things before I shrink the fucking font!
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    Gay cake appeal

    And with one bound, the streams are crossed with the thread on the "Ministry of Suicide".
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    Gay cake appeal

    What we need now is some case law that legitimises the prevention of Muslims buying sharp things.
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    Golf

    I've got a 12-incher, but I don't use it as a rule. © MikeD (although I think he was talking about his entire body, not his cock.)
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    Ministry of Suicide

    I believe that's the first time I've ever seen "Lol" used in conjunction with "Suicide Squad". More usually it's "Fucking garbage", or "What were those cunts at DC thinking?", coupled with the occasional "I'd like to fuck that Harley Quinn with the wrong end of her baseball bat" or "Christ, this makes Aquaman look good!"
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    Sir Craig Mackey

    What are all those medals for then, eh? I'll lay good odds that none of them are for bravery, the fucking fat-faced useless Muttley cunt.
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    Forced To Share

    The Exterminator!? For the gay contingent (and there's a lot of them in Doctor Who these days) how about the Sonic Poo-Driver?
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    EU project fear bollocks again!

    By fuck, you're thick.
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    University “Sex Work” cunts

    I think you overestimate his capabilities.
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    McStrike and fries please

    I think he might have been aiming for a cumulative Fibonacci series. Either that, or he's a complete fucking quarterwit.
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    Goodbye Sky .. Hello Comcast

    The only time I want to see "Cum" at the beginning of a sentence is if it is immediately followed by "Drinking Sluts" and then a number between 1 and 17. Except 8, that is - the production values on that one were shocking.
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    University “Sex Work” cunts

    Im sure you would, Eric, but whether she would shag you back or simply rip your spine out through your navel is an altogether different question.
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    Dead burglar falls from roof in chase

    I fucking hate Simon Pegg.
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    Goodbye Sky .. Hello Comcast

    Lame jokes about "going down" incoming in 5...4...3...2...
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    University “Sex Work” cunts

    It's got better career prospects than media fucking studies.
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    Goodbye Sky .. Hello Comcast

    Allow? I believe it's mandatory.
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    Dead burglar falls from roof in chase

    "Zither"? I should fucking hope not, that's almost as bad as the bagpipes.
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