Cuntybaws

Retarded. What a fucking rotter.

If Meghan Markle gets cancer I'm going to wank my bollocks off. Let's see them class THAT as a "hate crime".

Do you know where hell is? Hell is in the Falls. I thought you'd know that.

You're getting on my threepenny bits.

When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.

I'm not sure this approach is working Raas. ELC posts more than Donald Trump on crystal meth at the best of times, and you've just goaded him into doubling that rate.

I'm sure Harold can identify...

Gazpacho is a dish best served cold.

Have you seen the new, solid gold, blue face Deep Sea? An absolute steal at ~ £45k.

He's heard about Ratty's mum!

No apostrophe needed there. As punkape would be happy to advise you, were he not dead, the plural of Rolex is "Fuck you, peasant!"

If you ever date a dominatrix, do NOT suggest it’s time to hit the sack.

In a nod to historical precedent, let's hope they mow down some tofu-munching Extinction Rebellion wankers first.

The Iron Giant would kick Gort's arse!

You can understand why she wouldn't want to be seen in public during cancer treatment, emaciated and haggard, with just a few stray wisps of flyaway hair clinging to a misshapen bald head. Not everyone's as brave as Frank.

Klaatu Varada Ncuti

One down, several billion to go.

Strange, because India was such a beacon of enlightenment and scientific progress before the British got there, a veritable Wakanda in fact, and not at all a bunch of subhuman disease vectors running around in loincloths worshipping cows.

Something with a little umbrella in it, I should imagine.

This may come as a shock to you, but animals don't really "think" as such, which is why they're fucking animals. Additionally, a general lack of opposable thumbs and their inability to invent semi-automatic weapons guarantees their lowly status in the hierarchy.

Yes, let's hope that hulking fucking retard Harvey Price doesn't got hold of one. Ordinary kids just pull the legs off spiders.

Your other sensory capabilities improve to compensate when you're suddenly struck blind.

A somewhat arbitrary number? Still, if you add up the digits you get 5, and that's the number of points on a pentagram, and that must surely prove something. Paging @King Billy to the conspiracy board.

I bet you've encountered a few angry dragons over the years, though.