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The mysterious disappearance of Kate Middleton
Cuntybaws replied to Last Cunt Standing's topic in The Corner
William’s Last-Minute Cancellation Sparks Fresh Royal Health Panic A "personal matter", eh? -
No police presence, eh? What better time to drive a monster truck back and forward through the massed ranks of faggots.
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Therein lies the tragedy of the obsessive compulsive flood poster. On which note, I wonder what old SaltyPissflaps is up to these days.
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I think she may well have been pregnant when that was taken, but with professional fatties like Amy it's hard to be sure. If she IS pregnant, the blind guy who fucked her deserves a medal.
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The mysterious disappearance of Kate Middleton
Cuntybaws replied to Last Cunt Standing's topic in The Corner
Maybe she's got Cushing's Syndrome? -
Just think, this is the cunt BEFORE she swelled up!
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Apropos of nothing, if this had been my nomination I'd have gone with a thread title of "Dib Dib Blob".
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A cunning newly-joined nonce bent on mischief might perhaps call some other cunt a nonce in a deliberate attempt to get coolered, thereby establishing a camouflage within which to lurk on his return, all the while fantasising about other members' grandchildren. Not saying that's what's happened here, obviously...
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I see what you did there.
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The mysterious disappearance of Kate Middleton
Cuntybaws replied to Last Cunt Standing's topic in The Corner
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Probably for the best that you weren't here when that Eton schoolboy was killed by a polar bear. I drank a few Crestas that night.
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This is no sort of constructive response. @Roadkill is fucking slaughtering you here, what are you going to DO about it? "LOL", the last refuge of the incompetent.
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Now the useless little spunk trumpet and his TfL lackeys are pissing away a fuckton of money on a "rebrand" of the overground network, having selected six new names that supposedly reflect the history of London. To ensure that everyone can get straight to the righteous indignation without having to read the entire fawning BBC "News" article, here are the highlights: Lionness Line - fucking dykes Mildmay Line - fucking poofs Windrush line - fucking blacks Weaver Line - fucking Shylocks Suffragette Line - more fucking dykes Liberty Line - fuck only knows London Overground: New names for its six lines revealed
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Forget the chocolate, Harold, just whip out the Viagra and rage, rage against the dying of the light instead. On a semi-related note, I am worried by your use of "unhamstered" above. On second thought, perhaps DON'T whip out the Viagra, eh?
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Fuck my old boots, it's Miss fucking Marple.
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At the last Winter Olympics Africa was represented by just six athletes from five countries, all in skiing events: Eritrea, Ghana, Madagascar, Morocco and Nigeria. The theory is that black people can't afford all that expensive winter sports equipment, and obviously when raiding Sports Direct during a riot bobsleighs are in short supply and a bit too heavy to carry anyway.
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Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Tufty!
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Now that fox hunting is banned, packs of hounds could chase down black people instead. I mean, they might be escaped slaves so best not to take any chances.
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This is the sort of treatment cunt killers get
Cuntybaws replied to ChildeHarold's topic in The Corner
Don't believe any of that bollocks you hear about it being for removing a stone from a horse's hoof. That rhyming slang is actually a clue to its real purpose, which is removing hamsters from a boyfriend's rectum. -
See also: Aeschylus. The only death I can find involving a poodle at terminal (geddit?) velocity was an Argentinian woman in 1988. Two other deaths also resulted indirectly from that same incident.
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"I know it's not long past the winter solstice, but do you mind if I wear my sunglasses in your dimly lit, dingy establishment?" "They're actually for a medical condition" "Yes, that's right, cancer."
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My girlfriend keeps accusing me of cheating. She's starting to sound like my wife. Now, fuck off.
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A Labour Taster: Help for the "I didn’t do it" criminal
Cuntybaws replied to ChildeHarold's topic in The Corner
She has to spout this line, though, given her target demographic. It's a bit like Idris Elba claiming that zombie knives aren't a "monocultural" problem. I mean, good on him for lending his voice to the issue at all, but he's fooling nobody with that particular shite, just because 0.0001% of offenders may not be black. He's the anti-Dolezal. -
A Labour Taster: Help for the "I didn’t do it" criminal
Cuntybaws replied to ChildeHarold's topic in The Corner
Or Nkechi Amare Diallo, her latest self-adopted Nigerian name. The logical conclusion of the semi-homeopathic notion that even 0.0001% of African genetic heritage means that you're African, regardless of appearance, is that the entire population of the world can claim to be black thanks to those australopithecine cunts. In which case, where's my fucking compo, eh?