Cuntybaws

The problems with TB are that it has a long latency period, is easily treatable, and is not nearly deadly enough. What's needed is something fast acting that leads inevitably to a nasty and agonising death, ideally while the cunts are still clinging to a small boat somewhere in mid-Channel. If only polonium was contagious...

You could probably unfold the James Webb Space Telescope up there without even touching the sides.

It's fair to say I never did it again.

She's a good Sheila, Bruce, and not at all stuck up.

I fucking wish.

Do you remember once, back in early 2012, you took me to task for using a ;-) at the end of a post? "Lol 🤣" indeed.

When something goes seriously wrong in the circus ring they send in the clowns as a distraction. It's not often we see things THIS wrong, though.

Dead at long last, although not sure anyone will be able to tell the difference, the Zelda-looking cunt.

On the plus side, they'll be barricading themselves into the synagogues in Golders Green tonight.

You'd never get to hear the Scottish results, because by the time the incoherent cunt had stumbled through the EPL the next week's fixtures would already have kicked off.

She's supposedly a lesbian, and even if she wasn't, what man would risk his tackle in those ragged jaws which could spasm shut at any moment? I saw a trailer for this abject shite (it's called "Out of Order", and is based on a premise even lamer than "Tipping Point") and as you might expect it's jammed full of freaks and weirdos, with the usual round of supposedly-celebrity nonentities as a supporting cast, including the obligatory unfunny black woman the size of fucking Jupiter.

William’s Last-Minute Cancellation Sparks Fresh Royal Health Panic A "personal matter", eh?

No police presence, eh? What better time to drive a monster truck back and forward through the massed ranks of faggots.

Therein lies the tragedy of the obsessive compulsive flood poster. On which note, I wonder what old SaltyPissflaps is up to these days.

I think she may well have been pregnant when that was taken, but with professional fatties like Amy it's hard to be sure. If she IS pregnant, the blind guy who fucked her deserves a medal.

Maybe she's got Cushing's Syndrome?

Just think, this is the cunt BEFORE she swelled up!

Apropos of nothing, if this had been my nomination I'd have gone with a thread title of "Dib Dib Blob".

A cunning newly-joined nonce bent on mischief might perhaps call some other cunt a nonce in a deliberate attempt to get coolered, thereby establishing a camouflage within which to lurk on his return, all the while fantasising about other members' grandchildren. Not saying that's what's happened here, obviously...

I see what you did there.

If?

Probably for the best that you weren't here when that Eton schoolboy was killed by a polar bear. I drank a few Crestas that night.

This is no sort of constructive response. @Roadkill is fucking slaughtering you here, what are you going to DO about it? "LOL", the last refuge of the incompetent.