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University my arse. Thick as mud.
Cuntybaws
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Not yet dead, despite the drunken ramblings of that jock twat Baws.
And Baws commanded, "Take up thy Sickipedia and walk", and lo, so it came to pass.
Anybody seen any sign of Punkape lately? Despite him being a mindless cretin, he's good entertainment.
You just had to open your fucking mouth, didn't you?
Lol.
Naturism: The way forward!
And the Defence rests, Your Honour.
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I love foxy
Foxy Bingo?
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If Monday was a person, i'd call it a cunt and kick its shins in.
Friday I'm in love.
Here in my car - I feel safest of all.....
Safer than in his fucking plane, for sure...
Choose! Choose the form of the Destructor!
LOL
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(To the tune of 'The Mickey Mouse Club') What is fun, for everyone and never makes a mess? C-U-N. N-I-L. I-N-G-U-S!
Courvoisier - ain't that one of them fancy lickers?