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Cuntybaws

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  1. Despite the Easter miracle of Ding's resurrection – which is probably the harbinger for 2000 more years of subsequent misery – and the inevitable locking of the thread, I still think the merchandising idea has legs. A range of t-shirts, perhaps, styled after the “Frankie Says...” theme of the '80s. I'd buy one.

    1. Decimus

      Decimus

      How about an ironically named Ding Drone?

      For spying and grassing purposes?

  2. Bastard cuntfucking clocks, stealing my time...!

    1. Jiggerycock

      Jiggerycock

      I feel that way about slow-moving cunts at bastardy supermarket checkouts. Little time-stealers who get to stop me doing what I want to do by small increments of time. Like death by a thousand miniscule cuts.

  3. Whenever feasible, one should always try to eat the rude.

    1. Guest

      Guest

      typing error?

      rude or rug?

  4. I'm not really a social drinker. Most of my drinking is work-related.

    1. Ape™️

      Ape™️

      Work related or work induced?

    2. Guest

      Guest

      There's a difference?

  5. People. What a bunch of bastards!

  6. Sensational!

    1. Jiggerycock

      Jiggerycock

      You weren't so bad yourself, you rictus-inducing Lotherio

  7. Get out of my dreams and in to my car...

    1. Guest

      Guest

      that was shit as well...

  8. Choose! Choose the form of the Destructor!

  9. Fuck you, Lobey Dosser!

  10. Mr Flibble is very cross!

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