Cuntybaws

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

Carol Vorderman IS NOT Jewish -  despite all the indicators. 

Despite appearing eminently fuckable on the outside, Rachel Riley is very aggressively Jewish, so much so that I'd have to think twice before fucking her. Not that I'm ever likely to get the chance.

Anyway, as I was saying: Cambridge college returns 18th Century Aboriginal spears

Sometimes the old ones are the best.

On 15/02/2017 at 08:15, Cuntybaws said:

Right, I've let you  all ramble on for three pages without satisfactorily resolving the question of whether Britons who emigrate to Australia are actually cunts or not, so I feel I must step in now with a definitive answer,

In "Walkabout",  a young Jenny Agutter spends all her time wandering through the Outback and swimming in limpid pools, dressed variously in school uniform, suspiciously clean white underwear, and sweet, sweet fuck all. If her British parents hadn't emigrated to Australia, this would not have happened.

Therefore - not a cunt.

The fact that we're better off here without the sort of whinging poms who choose to emigrate in the first place is just the icing on the cake.

Casting around for somewhere relevant to park a topical comment about Aborigines, I happened upon this thread from 2017, long before our esteemed colleague @Last Cunt Standing headed off for pastures flooded and poisonous. It's also interesting to note that the OP now thinks Canada would be a nice place to live.

2 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

5 doctors and engineers lost.

One of them was a 7-year old girl, you heartless cunt. 

You wouldn't be so cavalier if you'd seen the grief I got back in 2016 over Alan Kurdi. I got a fucking "Warning Point" for that one!

If anyone still goes to Iceland after tasting Kerry Katona's King Prawn Ring with "Seafood Sauce", more fool them!

17 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Would a black or Muslim be treated in the same manner? Its a question rather than a statement .

23 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

It wasn't a KKK march , it wasn't a black person, it was a Jew.

If you want to have your points taken seriously, don't ask a question and then backtrack and complain when somebody answers it.

20 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

For balance let me add that I think that any pro-Palestinian marches should be napalmed as a matter of course. 

As I've already made clear, both here and on many other threads over the years, I'd like to see all of the Allah/Yahweh worshipping fucktards in the Middle East bombed back into the stone age (which isn't too far for most of them to go.) If every Mosque and Synagogue in London was likewise obliterated, so much the better.

44 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Was the bloke treated differently because he's Jewish? Would a black or Muslim be treated in the same manner? Its a question rather than a statement.

You'd like to think that had it been a KKK march parading a burning cross down the street, the same copper would indeed have stopped a black man from wading into it.

In this case, the copper actually offered to safely escort the Jew to where he wanted to go, but that didn't suit his persecution narrative. I hope all these cunts jumping on the bandwagon now are burgled, beaten, and raped, and the Met don't bother showing up to investigate.

Gideon Falter is not just any Jewish cunt, he's been Chief Exec of the Campaign Against Antisemitism since 2014. (In his world, "antisemitism" applies to Jews only, obviously.) It is evident from the video that he has set out to foment trouble, walking against a pro-Palestinian march and bumping into people deliberately. The officers were quite right to stop him doing it again, even if they didn't express themselves perfectly.

Funnily enough, Falter very seldom seems to sport a kippah in public, but was wearing one as he attempted to wade into the marchers. Must have been a belt & braces measure in case his big hook nose and superior attitude weren't enough of a giveaway already.

For balance let me add that I think that any pro-Palestinian marches should be napalmed as a matter of course. 

Just now, entitled little cunt said:

It's all about priorities. 

See, that's better! My work here is done - for now.

11 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

Your delivery is poor and, you are a dismal failure .. I will not ask you to kill yourself .. others can do for you that without my help.

No wonder @entitled little cunt can't punctuate worth a fuck, if this is the sort of near-subhuman example being set for him.

3 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

A simple ‘yes’ would have sufficed.

1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I'm not going to mention the Chinese snooker player. 

It's often said there's a first time for everything, but this is not a temptation I ever thought I'd see you resist.

3 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

@Cuntybaws - I notice that in the post where you quoted the above comment, the spelling has been corrected to fortune. Did you feel an irresistible urge to alter it?

If you look more closely you may also observe that I corrected the punctuation, including the addition of a possessive apostrophe, in the hope that some good practice might be absorbed by osmosis. It's not the first time I've I've done it either, but so far, sad to say, there has been no discernible improvement.

I mean, nobody likes an overt grammar Nazi, but I can be passive/aggressive as fuck when the mood takes me.

4 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

The fucking Viking cunts owe a fortune. All that raping and pillaging. It's disgusting, coming here in their long boats. Nordic cunts. Ancient Britons' lives matter.

Come to think of it, those Norwegian cunts have oil. You might be on to something.

Olaf the snowman is a cunt!

33 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Rather they deported the rapists and pedos recently converted to Christianity 

They certainly chose the right religion, though. Strength in numbers.

3 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Every fucking minority seems to think the white working classes had it easy. Up until relatively recently white's were born into servitude, treated abysmally, had no rights whatsoever, and were virtually worked to death.

I reckon I'm owed at least £10m in compensation because one of my very distant ancestors might have been forced to toil the land as a subsistence farmer under the runrig system, delivering 90% of their turnip crop to the evil landowner in tax. I'm not quite sure who exactly owes me that money, but I suspect it's Oprah Winfrey, she's fucking loaded.

Retarded.

What a fucking rotter.

9 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Take a close look at the pictures. Is the woman passenger in the Audi, the woman at the Windsor Farmers Market, and the woman on the garden bench supposed to be the same person?

If Meghan Markle gets cancer I'm going to wank my bollocks off. Let's see them class THAT as a "hate crime".

9 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Very unlike you Baws to spell Glasgow wrong.

Do you know where hell is? Hell is in the Falls.

I thought you'd know that.

2 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

 Cunty seems to be getting ready for the final reckoning in front of his maker. Is the halfpenny still legal tender? 🤔 

You're getting on my threepenny bits.

1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Lazy Jock Cnut…kill this cunt.

When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.

17 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

I'm currently plucking @entitled little cunt, he'll be ready for the pot next week. 

I'm not sure this approach is working Raas. ELC posts more than Donald Trump on crystal meth at the best of times, and you've just goaded him into doubling that rate.

31 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Oh hang on… gazpacho has a sci-fi connection to Red Dwarf. Harold will probably think you’re talking about his family. 
The thick cunt.

I'm sure Harold can identify...

5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You make me fucking sick.

Gazpacho is a dish best served cold.

1 minute ago, entitled little cunt said:

Thanks   I'll bear that in mind .

Have you seen the new, solid gold, blue face Deep Sea? An absolute steal at ~ £45k.