Cuntybaws

Jesus piggy-tittyfucking Christ

Fair warning, if one of the mods doesn't permaban this fucking useless sheep account, I am going to burn it to the ground. Several site rules may be broken along the way.

Next time anyone on the Admin team is lamenting that people don't use the site for its proper purpose, just think how often streams of utter fucking garbage like this clog up the activity feed.

Haven't we already had the conversation about how this is a load of fucking shit? The fact that it's still better than anything Albert Toss has posted to date should not be viewed as any consolation.

13 hours ago, Fender777 said:

So i'm guessing CuntWad isn't a looker, bit of a hammer house of horror is she  ?

If by "hammer" you mean ham planet, then yes. 

7 hours ago, Fender777 said:

What did you do to Cuntwad CB, you shit kicking mule, i missed that.

I put up a nomination entitled "Chubby Brides" and illustrated it with her wedding picture. Since she thought said picture had never been online, the poor cunt reckoned I'd actually been in her house. She was shitting herself.

Of course, it had been online;  her husband had posted it without her knowledge. The real question is, how did I know her name, address, NINO, shoe size and medical history. A warning there for some - loose lips, pink nips.

The funniest bit was when The Rev clocked what was happening during the very short period before the nomination was removed. He was so delighted that he very nearly exploded. 

6 hours ago, Roadkill said:

if anything unusual does happen to myself or any of my personal friends or family I can assure you I'll do everything in my power to find you and have you prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

I don't like getting this real on a fucking internet forum. It's a stupid fucking picture of your avatar, Cuntybaws. Please don't make such personal threats over something so trivial.

Fucking hell, don’t piss your pants. “I know where you live” is a stock phrase, originating from the dark days when “Kill yourself” was deemed an inappropriate greeting. (There are precious few on here capable of making good on the statement, but it can done all right, so take it as a friendly warning.)

Oh, and don’t go waving your metaphorical dick about over what you don’t like, while blatantly doing things intended to wind me up. Then we’ll get on just fine.

I know where you live.

PS Ask them what I did to Cuntwad.

3 hours ago, Roadkill said:

It looks like a decapitated woman who's had her shoes stolen to me. Is that Bill's memorial bench?

It's an early shot from a series that you're not nearly old enough to view. Mrs R has walked the walk.

Oh, just fuck off, you stupid fucking cunt.

Listen, you fucking goit, she's only "impressed" because you've given her a 6-inch thigh gap and a camel toe to match, rather than depicting the sort of thicket you'd need a fucking broadsword to penetrate.

Ratty likes pictures too, come to think of it. Especially ones where old Nazis say the funniest things.

What's with this user generated content shit? This isn't some fan-fag DeviantArt gig.

I may be being overly harsh here but the last cunt to do this ended up in a Jib Jab death spiral, and I'd like to hope you're better than that.