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About applescruff14

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  1. England Cricket Cuntbreeds

    Blokes a dick but also a 2017/18 Ashes winner.
  2. England Cricket Cuntbreeds

    We also lost a test in Bangladesh and were only 20 odd runs from losing the series 2-0 and then we got hammered in India, Australia have faired better on the sub-continent this year than we did last. I think the series will finish 5-0 but one things for sure if England do win the series I will be the happiest person on Earth although it means going to work in just my pants, that's if I still have a job. England winning the Ashes in Australia has happened twice in my lifetime and unexpected things do happen such as seeing that women I spoke to on a dating site back in 2014 in the flesh the other day but comparing her to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt.
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  4. England Cricket Cuntbreeds

    It's going to be 5-0 whether Stokes plays or not, we have the wrong captain and we still don't have an opening batsman that we can rely on and our batting line up is mediocre and Ali will get smacked all over the place. One thing is for sure I won't be going to work in my pants, might not even have a job in January anyway.
  5. England Cricket Cuntbreeds

    The series is going to finish 5-0 to Australia, we have no proper batting line up and all this Ben Stokes thing going on.
  6. Lamb

    I wasn't around in the early 70's.
  7. England Cricket Cuntbreeds

    Must needed series win to take to Australia, no more tests now until the Ashes. Approximately in 99 days the Ashes will be gone.
  8. England Cricket Cuntbreeds

    Mistakes were made by dropping Roland-Jones and declaring, just didn't even look like taking wickets in that innings, West Indies were just equal to everything. Probably lose the last test and head to Australia with a lost series behind us.
  9. England Cricket Cuntbreeds

    Going to lose this test but that was some catch by the substitute fielder.
  10. England Cricket Cuntbreeds

    They seem to be putting a spurt on after a bad start, just can't see Bangladesh bowling them out twice.
  11. England Cricket Cuntbreeds

    That was the highest England test innings ever without a century beating the 477/9d against SA in 1994 at the same ground and the fourth highest overall. I would not have declared though.
  12. England Cricket Cuntbreeds

    We start the day technically 2/3 but I think West Indies will only need to chase less than 100, I'm predicting an 8 wicket defeat. Be our first home test defeat against West Indies for 6282 days baring a miracle. Bangladesh are giving Australia a torrid time in their current test match but Australia will find a way of winning.
  13. England Cricket Cuntbreeds

    Going to lose this current test, will get hammered in Australia.
  14. England Cricket Cuntbreeds

    This test isn't going that well at the moment but hopefully Stokes can get his century. Wickets tumbling and also dropped catches, can see a first innings deficit here.
  15. England Cricket Cuntbreeds

    Crushed them in less than 3 and even lost the whole of the last session on day 2, didn't expect West Indies to crumble like that.