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About Jiggerycock

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    Turkish Delight. Battering fuck out the back of wardrobes. Lions and insertions into dwarves

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  1. When the punishment does not fit the crime

    Gotta throw a 'like' right back at this. I'm prepared to declare a Jihad on those 'back-hanging' motherfuckers and will wield the machete gladly
  2. The ugly and stupid

    Pointless non-sequitirs don't get us very string tea kettle Abyssinian crisis effervescent
  3. When the punishment does not fit the crime

    ....and for those cunts that walk on the cracks in the pavement! Fuck it, let's stick them up in khazis too and catch those malevolent trolls that hang toilet rolls with the paper hanging down the back rather than the front of the roll. Machine-gunning is too good for those fuckers.
  4. Meterological Exaggeration

    Here's something else for you to lose count of. Nominations that all too quickly sluice down the sewer of personal abuse (subsection: homophobic). Thick skinned? Definitely! Sociopathic? Let's have you! Fucking tedious one-trick hackneyed load of old pony and trap? It would appear that's the way we've headed. You dealt pretty effectively with the rapey postings of a couple of years ago. Get the snipers in CC Towers trained on the bores.
  5. The ugly and stupid

    Handy for Cheltenham. Got shitfaced with the owner and trainer of the Coral Cup winner at the Festival there a few years back. Came up smiling on the Friday after having completely missed out Thursday.
  6. RapeLawyers4You

    Cheers - though I'd question your definition of the concept of 'juicy'
  7. RapeLawyers4You

    He's got that sort of plummy, 'aristocratic kiddy-fiddler' voice to him, hasn't he? Him and the bloke that used to do the voice overs for the Mister Kipling ads. "Ding Dong" as Terry-Thomas (who wasn't a cunt) might have said.
  8. England Cricket Cuntbreeds

    Warner has taken up the role of pantomime Ocker gobshite, from pretty stiff competition. You could be absolutely right. We have a 'Harmison' moment from Ball One, Day One and it all goes downhill faster than a Glaswegian bin man on Christmas Eve. That appears to be the received wisdom (apart from one-eyed cunts like Botham who'd predict a 5-0 England win if we fielded a team of 11 Jade Dernbaches). I just wouldn't be surprised if it was closer than is being predicted.
  9. RapeLawyers4You

    See, I live for these kind of 'insider details' of life in the celebrity fast lane. Any juicy stuff on 'Mister Derek' or 'Mister Roy' of early-70's Basil Brush fame?
  10. England Cricket Cuntbreeds

    It's a funny one this. Cook, Root, Stokes (if he goes), Ali, Bairstow, Broad (with his dander up) and Anderson and you've got half a bloody decent side there. If they have the nouse to play Foakes as a wickie / batsman and shove Bairstow up the order (to three?) then that's another problem solved. You just need some 'nearly' players to step up to the mark and we'd be competitive. Of course, this all depends on them all staying fit , Stokes making the trip and more 'what-iffery' than a Reamainder arguing against Brexit. However, I'm not convinced Australia are all that, after their piss-poor efforts in Bangladesh, even on their own manor.....
  11. RapeLawyers4You

    Fuck off Sooty! It was Harry Corbett - and you deserved it for grassing up Sweep all the time
  12. Lotto millionaire Jane Park

    Good for her! A girl has to have ambitions and if that means looking like a scented candle from Barbie-doll hell, to appeal to notional ideas of beauty and taste, then party on my wayward daughter!
  13. Meterological Exaggeration

    Haven't you cum enough times for one night without popping another pathetic chubby over spelling and or syntax errors?
  14. Meterological Exaggeration

    Look cunt. It's not a fucking hurricane. You're going to lose if you start playing 'me too' with New Orleans or Bangladesh or the Virgin Islands. It's a bit of a strong wind that's blown a few tiles off the departures lounge at Knock Airport. Now man the fuck up and stop trying to pretend this is anything other than a load of... Oh hang on - some fuckwits at my door asking if I think a sepia sky is the sign of the Apocalypse!
  15. What, in the name of big yellow rubbery fucks, is this shit? Some kind of 'internal struggle made flesh' between a Tourettes persona that wants to spout shite and the civilised soul that has a bullshit suppression module? The former is winning.