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About Jiggerycock

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    Turkish Delight. Battering fuck out the back of wardrobes. Lions and insertions into dwarves

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  1. Jiggerycock

    A Haunting In Norfolk

    "A cocoa-shunter a slot badger, you're a two pin din plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're an unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're the crazy world of Arthur Brown, you're a fence foal, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeer".
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    A Haunting In Norfolk

    Are we never to be allowed our one moment of indiscretion, set against the indifference and cold hostility of an uncaring world? Deny us if you must! We will always have Cockley Cley!
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    A Haunting In Norfolk

    Mrs D! She'd come out to surprise you or spy on you (I didn't get the details - you know what the P.A can be like at these outdoor festivals) and she told me you'd done a fucking shit-ton of acid round your (imaginary) friends' house.
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    Rob Beckett

    Robert Newman went the other way - so does he escape a cunting, or does he have the 'Black Spot' forever, for helping David Baddiel get a career as a comedian?
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    Wankers who support footballist teams hundreds of miles away

    Fair points but that horse has bolted years ago. What you're talking about tis the logical extension of dopey staggered kick-off times and the very mooting about playing one game a season abroad somewhere. And yes, I was talking about your notional '5% of fans' - right back at you with the 95% of 'holier than thou' phone in callers who think they're the bedrock of fandom even though they don't have to plan their entire weekend around the logistics of seeing their team play at home.
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    Wankers who support footballist teams hundreds of miles away

    On the other hand..... It's not Victorian England anymore and there is now geographical mobility. So whose the more loyal / committed supporter? Some fat cunt who rolls out of his wanking chariot an hour before kick off and who can be home and in the pub before they turn the floodlights off? Or someone spending a fortune on petrol, Ginsters pies at Toddington Service Station and being driven batshit mental by the on-going road works around Keele, just so you can see the latest bunch of 'jailhouse tattoos and dopey haircut' mercenaries wearing your team's shirt, miss a hatful of sitters at Stamford Bridge?
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    Drill music.

    I know dick about rap music but Schooly D and KRS1 were doing this gangsta rap shit in the 1980's. All about 'poppin a cap in the ass' of some 'muthfucka like it 'aint no thing' and bragging about their extraordinary number of sexual conquests. Guess what? The world continued to turn. The sun came up the morning. There was always a new update for Adobe Player available.
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    Drill music.

    Wop bop a loo bop a lop ba ba! (Little Richard, 1957)
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    Drill music.

    I don't get the appeal Then again, it's the duty of this generation to kick the previous generations arses. If and old-timer like me 'got' Drill Music, then Drill Music is doing something seriously wrong. Through a synaptic quirk, this posting will be date stamped '1976' for future generations to interrogate and the words 'Drill Music' will be replaced by 'Punk Rock'
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    Pseudo homeless beggars

    Fucking hell Punkers - have a 'like' you terrible cunt!
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    Tranny Madness

    You allow people to self-identify as any kind of 'victim-demographic' and then you act surprised when they exploit said status? The only good thing to come out of this is that Caroline Lucas (smug Green Party apparatchik) has got herself into trouble with the purveyors of the new trans-orthodoxy that, one might reasonably assume, used to bum her up bigtime. If someone as right-on as Lucas can't figure out where to stand on the LBGTQ (hell, were going to run out of letters in the alphabet soon) acronym shit-fest, what hope is there for old dinosaurs like me, trying to do his best to treat people as individuals and to hell with where they want to stick it (that's if they've got an 'it' to 'stick')?
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    England Cricket Cuntbreeds

    Yes - no homophobia, no deviancy (fnarr) from the subject, intelligent comment with the odd barb and flash of humour. It'll never catch on!
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    England Cricket Cuntbreeds

    Has Cook gone now? He has? Can we come out of our bunkers? Good, because he's a fucking backstabbing little cunt and was the most conservative dullard to ever be given the England captaincy
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    Wannabe Archeologisteroids.

    Good way of getting your weeds cleared away and your borders turned over. Tell Baldrick and his cunty acolytes that you found Piltdown Man when you were planting your azeleas and they'll be there like a rat up a rope, digging, turning over and generally sprucing up your herbaceous border. Cunts'll probably prune your wisteria if you tell them there's the remains of a Junkers JU88 from the battle of Britain in your pergola.
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    Alex Gorrie

    One of the many snake-oil salesmen that attach themselves to the sport of kings. Derek Thompson (the racing commentator, not the plank that plays Charlie in 'Casualty' although the moniker 'Derek Thompson' does seem to be the British Kite Mark standard of being a real fucking idiot) used to stand outside Newmarket racecourse after every meeting with a bucket to collect business cards, who he would then mail about his rip off 'Inside Information' line. Do your own form study, make your own decisions, don't aftertime and never give any of these cunts the steam off your piss! (P.S I've got a long-term belter lined up for the Sun Alliance Chase at Chelters next March. Call 'Honest Jiggers' on 0800-GULLIBLE for the inside drop!)