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About Jiggerycock

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  1. Jiggerycock

    Elon Musk

    Or an American golf professional
  2. Jiggerycock

    Le French......all cunts

    Quelle cunts (if you'll pardon my French)! Masculin ou feminine? ou ermaphrodite, peut-etre?
  3. Maybe it's only part grey, the rest it's natural black - pause to contemplate that! He looks down at his beastly crotch and see's something akin to 'Eloise' era Dave Vanian, smoking a small cheroot.
  4. Jiggerycock

    Shape of things to come

    He was probably pissed at the time though (Bawsy, go find and then post the Monty Python Philosophers Song - there's a Guinness and Glenfiddich chaser in it for you at the next CC black tie and leopard skin thong dinner. My mechanism is fucked and I can't post external files)
  5. Jiggerycock

    Shape of things to come

    Something that no one ever takes into account either is best summed up by Goethe. Bit high-falutin' for Cunts Corner? Deal with it Redundos! Until one is committed, there is hesitancy, the chance to draw back, always ineffectiveness. Concerning all acts of creation, there is one elementary truth the ignorance of which kills countless ideas and splendid plans: that the moment one definitely commits oneself, then Providence moves, too. All sorts of things occur to help one that would otherwise not have occurred. A whole stream of events issues from the decision raising in one's favour all manner of unforeseen incidents and meetings and material assistance, which no man would have dreamed would come their way. Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it now. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. Begin it now!
  6. Jiggerycock

    Shape of things to come

    What if it's a crossword and the clue is 'Something that grips Panzerknackers shit (9)'?
  7. Jiggerycock

    Shape of things to come

    Here's what I think will happen Nuclear war and handing the planet back to the cockroaches ............ and you will still be boring for Ireland (or wherever it is you think you come from now) about your single-issue, aphrodisiac subject.
  8. Jiggerycock

    Anus horriblus

    "We know we are a small nation on the edge of Europe" What a pathetic sell out you are
  9. Jiggerycock

    Anus horriblus

    Cheer up One day you might discover some cojones.
  10. Jiggerycock

    Anus horriblus

    Even fairer point! "Do you swear by almighty God to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" "No" {what the fuck do we do now?}
  11. Jiggerycock

    Anus horriblus

    ...and that British Law, has primacy over any other law / custom / shibboleth attributable to any religious group
  12. Jiggerycock

    Football comin home

    ....and if we win, the cunts'll want to do best two out of three, if art imitates life
  13. Jiggerycock

    Football comin home

    Deep down we all know it's a quid pro quo thing. Only one team can win it and for that to be England takes a leap of faith of Bob Beamon proportions. We know that. You know that So south of Hadrian's wall it's been great to think of all those 'Colombian....,fuck, Sweden..... oh shit it's Croatia now', replica shirts being sold to the ABE's - and now you get your ya-ya's out, cracking on about 'English arrogance' and other cliché's that are, well, just that. ....and then in a couple of days when it's all forgotten, we can get back to the real issue - ganging up on the fucking Eskimos!
  14. Jiggerycock

    Red cross flag flyers.

    Wasn't funny first time around in South Africa 2010
  15. Jiggerycock

    Football comin home

    Surprisingly chipper this morning since you all ask (and I know my very urine samples are of national importance). Never bought into that 'Football's Coming Home' brain-dead load of old pony. Just pleased we came to the party, didn't dive, didn't embarrass ourselves, played some decent football for twenty minutes here and there and generally seemed to have a big old carnival - players and fans. That and the fact and our entire sporting worth wasn't predicated on the structural integrity of Beckham's metatarsal for once. ...and of course, seeing the 'ABE's' go apoplectic every three or four days - my beverage of choice for this tourney has been Scotsmen's tears.