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About Jiggerycock

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    Turkish Delight. Battering fuck out the back of wardrobes. Lions and insertions into dwarves

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  1. Jiggerycock

    The Independent Group

    Well of curse you haven't heard of these cunts! I like to think I'm across the political discourse of this great nation of ours but get past Corbyn, Mc Donnel, Abbott....Keir Starmer maybe....oh and Skinner of course and then you're really getting down into the Isthmian League of left-wing Titans aren't we - and that's just the way the Leadership likes it. Glastonbury going 'Ooooh Jeremy Corbyn' and Momentum doing the Stasi thubscrews bit on anyone who gets a bit chippy. For God's sake don't upset the personality cult - it's worse than getting off a Vodafone contract
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    Swindon's Honda Closure - now own your brexit.

    Tell you what, I'll 'own' Brexit when Leavers 'own' the fact they're scared and (small 'c') conservative. .....none of which gets us very far, becuse the whole Cecil B De Mille shit-show is being run by a shower of cunts you'd not trust to sit the right way on a toilet seat.
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    BREXIT Part XI

    I'm sick to the back teeth of the whole fucking shooting match. Lordly Remainers giving it the big one about how fucking brilliant Tusk is and how shit we are, failing to appreciate that they've done Jack Scheidt for 40 years whilst their 'project' rumbled on growing from The Common Market (a good thing) to a supra-national state (a bad thing) with an unelected cabal calling the shots Brick-thick Leavers wanking themselves senseless at the thought of an Aryan super state, just as soon as we send home,well, everyone with a suntan, failing to have read the smallprint about welcoming everyone with any talent from anywhere in the world. May lying her arse off. Corbyn being as much use as tits on a fish. Johnson plotting moves lke Boris Spassky and the political class revealing themselves as the venal, in it for themselves baboons they always have been, all presided over by Laura Kuensberg and her spam parallelogram gob, telling us all how it's going to be.
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    Trump's Wall (part 4)

    It's a fence now BTW Give it a couple of years and it'll be a privet hedge
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    Gino D'Acampo

    Who, Gino Di Campo or Paul Young? Either way, every time they go away, they take a piece of meat with them
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    Chris Grayling Seaborne Ferries

    Remember Tariq Aziz, Saddam's rather urbane, but totally hatstand spokesman during the second Iraq War? He was the guy who, whilst McDonalds were setting up their first franchise in downtown Bagdhad and American Marines were gurning into the camera behind him, was going 'Invasion? Defeat? Yeah ri-i-i-ight! We're kicking Uncle Sam's ass! Kicking ass and taking names!" That's who Grayling reminds me of. Fuck ups to the left. Calamities to the right. Coup and insurrection around the corner but this gormless cunt still pops up smiling going "Everything's cool folks and if it isn't - it's not my fault"
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    Women you fancy until you hear them speak

    Cunnilingus! Yeah! Party south of the border and if her thighs have enough adipose tissue going on, it cuts out any sound. Win- win
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    The never ending vigil for David fucking Bowie.

    Nah He was brilliant.
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    Peter Hegseth

    Send the soppy cunt into centre of Chernobyl to do a couple of hours intensive manual engineering there, because 'you can't see gamma rays'
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    Trinket collectors

    Which, once located clitoris-like after much searching, and used to gain access to their shrine to pre-packaged notional 'good taste', they are swept away by a tsunami of Danbury and Franklin Mint plates, commemorating a load of risible toot no one cares about.
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    She could have done if she'd have confirmed or denied the rumours about her having a rubber nipsy
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    No - because he refused to understudy that little pimp Constantine
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    Panorama cunts

    A shit-show on all fronts, with the usual 'if I talk all over someone I win' approach to debate. The only unarguable truth was the point about who the Labour Party represents in 2019
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    Martin Lewis

    I was only commenting on his public persona. He may well be a total polymath - bluegrass cellist, subject matter expert on the mating habits of the Matabele Gumbobee and the man who broke the bank at Monte Carlo - but he comes across as someone prepared to accept the opportunity cost of, umm, y'know actually living if it enabled him to chisel out another few quid a month from changing energy suppliers and putting the money saved into Geneva biting on this next consignement.
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    Martin Lewis

    Nah - that merely makes him a breadhead