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About Jiggerycock

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  1. When the media observes Barton using fancy words, they do it with the same amazement as Simon Cowell did when he watched Pudsey the dog dancing to the Mission Impossible theme tune on Britain's Got Talent: "He's supposed to be snarling and dangerous, but look – he's acting like a person!"
  2. More like Norwegian Death Metalists looking for a bigger PR hit
  3. BBC too busy pushing their 'control of the Internet' agenda (and by extension, re-enforcing their grip on the cartel of news providers). Expect Amol Rajan to pop up pushing the tragic (which it was) death of Molly Russell and her 'accessing self-harm information on Facebook and Instagram' knee-jerk, hot-button, for the umpteenth time shortly. There's 'The News' - and there's 'What gets reported' and these are not the same thing .....
  4. So Chelsea got beaten like a ginger stepchild. Good because those troupe of performing quarterwits deserve fuck all since they've been awarded two goals against us that weren't in - the worst decisions involving a line since Adrian Mutu's big night out
  5. She's the useles 'dead-hand-in-chief' leading this shambles though, spitting on our aspirations as well as our intelligence. You're not wrong though
  6. I agree - Revoke Article 50 now. These limp gestures towards departure all neatly strip out any advantage of leaving the bloc — whose favours our political class prize so highly they're willing to demolish our political infrastructure and forfeit thier own integrity to stay attached to it. I'd rather embrace my cynicism in a stroke than keep losing my optimism by debilitating degrees. Revoke Article 50 now .......and then face the political consequences
  7. Certainly not with our political class
  8. Tusk on Brexit extension: 'Please do not waste this time' Fuck off, cunt! Who made you Headmaster? We're going to sit about, smoking a rollie with our right hand, scratching our bollocks with our left whils you bimble about, telling everyone how it's going to be Why? 'Cos we can and we want to.
  9. Not what all the cunts in here actually get about on - Raleigh Grifter bikes with lolly sticks in the spokes to make them sound like Lambrettas
  10. Christ and the CC strapline is 'Football is for Irons!' Why not form a big old fisting daisy chain, Jeremy Clarkson at the back, in the car park at Clackett Lane Services, whilst reading aloud the racy bits from Auto Trader? You bunch of absolute wristers!
  11. Yeah Call it 'Livia - with chronic impetigo'
  12. Yeah I know! Like I said - it's going to be the mother of all democratic exercises voting for folks to represent the voice of the British people at The European Parliament. Under proportional representation too, so your vote actually counts. Laffin etc....
  13. Yup that's the fellah! It's going to be great!
  14. Unless she's got 'BREXIT' tattooed across her phisog, this won't flicker across Panzys synapses
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