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Jiggerycock

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About Jiggerycock

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  • Birthday March 27

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    Turkish Delight. Battering fuck out the back of wardrobes. Lions and insertions into dwarves

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  1. Jiggerycock

    Owen Jones

    Apparently this kicking took place around 03.30hrs However he was up with the lark, not a scratch on his face, doing media interviews from 06.30 the next morning Hmmm....!
  2. I mean for fuck's sake Buttler, it's annoying enough you've got a stupid, second, supurfluous 't' in your surname but you were cock in the World Cup (bar the final) and you're cock AND balls now!!! Give up man.....just give up!
  3. Well that's Dec's mellow well and truly harshed
  4. Sliding tackle, studs-up, late and with no chance of winning the ball, I try once more to get this nom back on track by noting football is far from fucked. Celtic got beaten by a the Romanian deaf newt-keepers paraplegic Under 11's girls team last night ....and the world reckons the Edinburgh Fringe Festival is the funniest thing that happens in Scotland every August!
  5. Annnnnnnyway, back to the nom Isn't VAR supposed to sort out all officiating? The powers that be will never rest until every last illogical hate-filled rant, caused by perceived bias and / or incompetence by officials is eradicated via the medium of soulles, beige technology deployed on a massive scale across our football stadia. There is too much money caught up in football for it to be anything otherwise, no matter the decisions are still wrong (sinc ehtey still rely on human interpretation) or rely on Rizla thin dividing lines (see offside decisions) lending a spurious 'accuracy' to decisions. Arsehole fucking cunt technology bummed by gone-native wankers like Lineker and Shearer and fuck the fans
  6. What's got more front, Caroline Lucas or the constituency she represents? I'm sick of politicians of whatever political stripe, pushing their own identity politics at the expense of the people they're supposed to represent. P.S A 'government of national unity' will merely be a 'government of Parliamentary unity' and as we know, this Parliament and its constituent politicians are not fit for purpose.
  7. News coming from reuters is he choked on his own penis.
  8. The BBC no longer recognises, understands or likes the nation it serves.
  9. We haven't heard from Panzerknacker for a few days have we? By a process of elimination (literally!) they're probably marching up his drive now for a meeting between Mr Bullet and Dr Frontal-Lobes on the pretext of something or other.
  10. I think the answer is 'someone who believes in general freedom of expression - even if that is freedom to make a family-sized twat of yourself - and that the State should wind its fucking overeaching neck in'. I find the name 'Gary Lineker' offensive for buggery-fuck's sake!
  11. I thought 'Google Camp' was an exhortation to Punkers (to further his voyage of self-discovery), rather than a 'thing'
  12. .....and the interest on that Payday Loan for those jailhouse tattoos of 'lirul Chardonnay and Mmm Denone' is fucking crippling too!
  13. Jiggerycock

    Gun Massacres

    Some 'Talking Head' on BBC called it (Newsflash! Upgrade it to 'them') a 'shocking' tragedy. They're many things but 'shocking' is not really the adjective of choice, given they're now as regular as an England batting collapse 'and marginally more painful
  14. Got a pretty two opening the batting before Broad pegged her LBW
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