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Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess boy, you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down

Postcode be fucked Microclimate more like in fact to hell with Mars, NASA want's to send a mission to her, plant a flag in her belly-button and claim it for 'Murrica

I can't tell you how great it is to rediscover a bit of bile and to be able to vent spleen once more. For a good several months I really thought I was in danger of going gently into that good night and cementing a 'well it's not that bad really' attitude to life and my fellow men. Fuck me gently, I may as well have grown a man bun and become a vegan!! Happily, all this has changed via the predictable route, viz, a trip to my local supermarket.... .....wherein the zombie shoppers come to drool and point, shuffling their unfocused ways around the aisles, leavened by the occasional dead-stop in front of me to do, well I'm not altogether sure. Stare into space generally, sometimes shout at their idiot offspring (Chlamydia and Mmm-Denone), or to converse with their droid friends about how they 'mustn't grumble' or some such. Anyway, it feels real good to be prescribing the Nitromors Enema and flamethrower treatment once more!

No doubt in a few weeks (or even days) we will be receiving a lecture about misogyny and / or body shaming from 'Progressives', sticking the boot in now.

I'd say it was more due to her leathering Johnson, on his way out on Monday

@Cuntybaws Here you go matey 'Course, it's probably all Esperanto to you, but as the argot of today has it 'if you know, you know' .......and fuck if it leaves everyone else staring at like an Eskimo would the Eiffel Tower.

Fuck me, you'll be on about the Bodrachowski wars next! Eeee now he WAS a fuckwit and a half!

Maybe one year they'll do a celebrity version?

I wonder who should be dropped in order to accommodate someone of the 'correct' skin pigmentation?

Personally, I think that when Johnny Marr's slide guitar and Kirsty McColls achingly beautiful harmonies kick in at the end of 'Greetings to the New Brunette' it's the most wonderful 10 seconds or so of music ever.

I think he misspelt 'rabbit' in which case the lack of capitalisation was acceptable - though your basic point re lackadaisical use of English still holds true.

Flailing Pub Cunts? Saw the headline and thought it was about those well 'ard blokes that, on going outside for a suck on a cheroot, turn into Bez when a wasp comes within 5 yards of them.

Koln? Beijing? Mumbai? Glasgae?

What next? 'The Chris Grayling Award for Political Competency'?

I think the point is, that on an over-arching, international level, countries peacefully choose who they align with militarily (NATO, China, Russia), politically (EU or Free) and economically (The Common Market or...oh wait, that doesn't exist anymore.....but you get the picture). Countries don't have this imposed on them by a madman with dreams of empire and a hazy grasp of geo-political spheres of influence.

Bit late to this one and couldn't be arsed to read all the comments but it's great to see women in the 21st Century paying tribute to the golden age of Hollywood Just a shame that instead of Jean Harlow, Betty Davis and Heady Lamaar they've gone with Groucho Marx

That clip is pulled out every time to show how hard Close was. I'd say it was more about how useless he was. You've got a bat man - fucking use it! Now down the other end was John Edrich who was genuinely hard.....and he knew how to leave and / or hook a bouncer......AND he had a face the shape of a perfect Isosceles triangle!

No matter how much you enjoy the general tenor of, in this case, a radio programme, there's always something lurking, ready to spring out and spoil it all for you. The football commentary? Alan Green having mercifully been taken outside and shot, we're spared his ill-informed bile. But now we've got Jacqui Oatley's nasal whine to contend with. Radio 6 Music? You're only ever an unlistened introduction away from something by the Killers.....or Green Day The Breakfast Phone In Nicky Campbell parading his ego all over the shop, cutting off anyone with a principled, well-argued stance in favour of civil liberties as carpet-chewing anti-vaxxers. You see what I mean? 'Why listen to it then?' is allright in principle as a retort to the OP - but it's a bit like saying never go out and you won't catch Covid

Tom Daley has been nominated for BBC Sports Personality of the Year. His sporting success in 2021 amounted to him being one half (diving partner Mattie Lee being the other 50%) of a team that won a gold medal in the 10m synchronised diving at the Tokyo Olympics. A commendable achievement, particularly as this was his fourth attempt / opportunity to do so. Nonetheless, I'd argue that it pales into insignificance beside Tom Dean's achievement of becoming he first male British swimmer to win two gold Olympic medals at the same games in 113 years. Or Jonny Brownlee finally winning an Olympic Gold, also as part of a team (triathlon mixed relay). It's almost as if there's another reason behind this nomination of this (in Olympic medal winning and purely sporting terms) unremarkable athlete?

He's nothing more than a bloody rapist!

Biggest pile of wank since Rocco Siffredi in 'Buttslammers IV'

Not heard it and don't want to but I can imagine the 'Ravi-Shankar-lite' sonic jihad that the producers think is relevant. It was never going to be these bad-ass motherfuckers was it?

Saw the headline and thought it was the menu in a trendy new Glasgow takeaway

He's now running as a French Presidential candidate and as former head of the EU Brexit negotiation team, is trying to come off as a Eurosceptic! What could be a more telling indictment of the entire fraud of the "European Project" than to witness the extraordinary volte face of M Barnier? Mr Europe - The man for whom the 4 Freedoms were indivisible and entirely sacrosanct. The man who refused to accept the idea that the EU could or should ever give an inch. For whom ECJ edicts were as unchallengeable as the word of God. All well and good whilst he sat cocooned in his Ivory Tower in Brussels, part of the technocratic priesthood dictating doctrine, safe from the inconvenience of ever having to achieve a mandate. But now, channelling his inner Farage, coming out and saying “We must regain our legal sovereignty so that we are no longer subject to the rulings of the European Court of Justice or the European Court of Human Rights.” Isn't it illuminating that even the most staunch defender of the EU has to turn against the institutions and point out their obvious faults if he wants to appeal to an actual voter? PS Those aren't terrorist bombs going off. They're Guardian-readers heads exploding at the overload of cognitive failure induced by this turn of events.

It's okay - he was "scum" (Angela Rayner) and "a fascist" (Owen Jones, David Lammy et al) and that's what they deserve isn't it? It really is time to dial down the dehumanising rhetoric and realise that for the most part we are a tolerant, good-natured, but imperfect nation. There hasn’t been a rise in racism in the UK in recent years. Just a rise in the number of people being called ‘racist’.