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    Celine Dion

    Sir John Cooper Clarkes Ma
  2. So this vicious waste of space pleads guilty to attempted murder last August and it's also now revealed his father made efforts to draw attention to his OCD,ASD and fuck knows what other disorders his precious disadvantaaged little arsewipe suffers from. The cunt's called Jonty the father's called Piers - say nofuckingmore - how very apt then that the cuntstick felt compelled to choose the Tate Modern to exercise his rights as a mental health sufferer to attack an innocent kid. Dread the thought that the attack could take place in say a KFC or other such uncultured riff raff surroundings . After all it's important to maintain standards and not give the wrong impression when acting like a complete and utter arsewipe , I mean , what would the neighbours think. Also, don't get me started on the frigging eyebrows .
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    An oily fucking squirt who's made an art form of cuntery , is shithousery personified and possessive of a face so deserving of a rapid meeting with a length of Howdens best rough sawn 4x2 .
  4. It's that time of year again when, without irony the BBC milks the fuck out of the annual shitefest known as 'Chilren in neeed' aka the gathering of Z list self ingratiating cunts who find time in their hectic schedules to lecture us ordinary folk and ponce around being 'wacky' and scrounge in the name of charridee for the sake of some snot nosed little shit somewhere or other. When it's all over they'll depart in their Mercs and private helicopters safe in the knowledge that the latest PR wheeze has gone down a treat with the oinks who eagerly await the next episode of Strictly Arsewipes. What better excuse to binge rewatch Sons of A all evening could there be.
  5. This whole car racing malarkey is shit nowadays.What happened to the good old days when a couple of boiler suited flat capped Ernies with a fire extinguisher and damp rag each was more than sufficient to deal with deep fried mangled carnage. Todays fanny dancer cars have roll bars , fuel cut off devices , fire and crush resistant materials and probably combined cup holders and trinket trays for all I know. Stirling Moss ..bald cunt
  6. Apparently young Reg always yearned for his Dads approval or any signs of encouragement regarding his chosen career and lifestyle choice back in the day. Well , if Mr Dwight senior was merely disappointed in his lads antics back then he must have been looking on in apoplectic fucking rage at the state of things in the intervening years.
  7. yerfugginwotmate - translation ; Salfordian .. I beg your pardon
  8. Decent haircut , nice suits , cool sunglasses, good dancer .. so not all bad
  9. Men with mainly men mates - Jesus , Hitler , Tommeh , Caligula, Al Capone.
  10. Torn up Daily Mirror on a nail in the lavvy at my Grans .. what do you think of that you mardarse muurican fanny dancers. Soon it'll be " and how are you t'day , I sure hope you've cleansed your post evac anus the way your uncle Hiram showed ya "
  11. Rest assured it'll all be sorted out for the greater good down at the Lodge
  12. Well nothing in the constitution prohibits legally held artillery .. what a time to be alive
  13. What these wanabee Barry Fucking Normans with their lah dee dah critiques need is a "On the Buses" binge session.
  14. Even the cars going around and around all afternoon stuff is shit nowadays. What happened to all those crashes and fires like in the old days when a couple of Ernies wearing white boiler suits and flat caps with a fire extinguisher, damp cloth and brush and shovel each was all that stood between deep fried and mangled viewing spectaculars. Todays fanny dancers have cars with auto fire extinguishers , roll bars,padded seats and fucking cup holders for all I know. Stirling Moss .. bald cunt
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