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About colonelkurtz

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    Family tragedies

    That Dixon of Dock Green .. what a cunt
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    You, you .. yes you in the ghastly shirt .. third row along .. yes , you you
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    Connor McCann

    We had a History teacher called McCann .. didn't teach us very much apart from how to spot a complete and utter cunt .. and he was Irish .. and supported bastarding Leeds.
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    Money for nothing

    I have and it just cries out for someone at the recycling centre dump to tell the nosey interfering bitch to just fuck off out of my face will you while I get rid of all this shit ffs.
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    Richard Baker

    That was the drummer in Creme Brulee .. oh , hang on
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    What is it with some relatives ? Had a meet with a cousin who I've not seen in over 25 years. He was a jumped up twat then and last months visit confirmed nothing has changed. After managing to drone on and on about his wunnerful life since emigrating to Australia [yes ,I know] and his collection of arse kissing chldren each of who are apparently the leading lights in everything from quantum physics to law enforcement and medical research the length and breadth of whichever god forsaken corner of that arse end of the southern hemisphere he inhabits .. and there's even a gay in the family ! All of this using that fucking upward inflexion bastard way of talking. Mrs Kurtz thought me a bit of a cunt for intentionally leaving a can of John Smiths warming by the radiator for an hour especially for him but he seemed to enjoy it , although when the chat turned to cricket she could see me eyeing the baseball bat behind the sofa. As the hours passed he continued to bollock on and on about this that and the other shit and how him and his Dad - my Uncle - didn't get on too well. I really should have mentioned that he thought he was a cunt as well.
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    Emily Dawes

    Although her Dad and Grandad used to do a belting line in telly rentals .. so credit where it's due.
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    Dopey Peoples Vote Cunts

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    Jeff Fairburn' Bonus

    The acceptable face of capitalism .. what's not to like ?
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    Sir Craig Mackey

    You mean he didn't even make the effort to film and share it like any normal person would ? .. just typical !
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    Keira Knightley

    "Keira Knightley has revealed she had a mental breakdown at 22 and was diagnosed with post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) as she struggled with her sudden rise to fame." For fucks fucking sake .. I give up, I really do.
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    May circus is back

    See that praying mantis ... that's you that is๐Ÿ˜‚
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    Adrian Harrop

    From "Over there" is probably the safe option .. for the time being
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    Goodbye Sky .. Hello Comcast

    Stop yo jibber jabber
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    Goodbye Sky .. Hello Comcast

    So Sky has lost the EPL broadcasting rights .. this could put the Murdoch cunt in his grave .. so not all bad news this week then.