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colonelkurtz

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  1. All the nice girls love a sailor
  2. This is obviously top of the orange shitgibbons to do list after the dumb bastards re elect him in November.
  3. More good news .. Sir Reginald Dwight herself organised a virus relief [?] singalong while isolated in his LA gaff that - wait for - didn't have a piano - oh.. the fucking horror. The usual gaggle of attention seeking sychopants chipped in from far and wide with their own "contributions" [Dave Grohl .. FUCKING ETERNAL SHAME on you ]
  4. The cunt has been dining out on the bearded hippy dippy shite for far too long .. and to all you boomers who set the cunt up by buying a copy of that Tubular Bells pile of fecking cack .. what complete bunch of fucking arse wipes you are.
  5. The cunt has been dining out on he hippy dippy shite for far too long .. and to all you boomers who bought a copy of that Tubular Bells pile of fecking cack .. what complete bunch of fucking arse wipes you are.
  6. So it's goodbye to that long held image of him dribbling spunk all down Holly Wallabies rack then .. what an utterly incosiderate bastard he is
  7. Best sentence of the year by far - Just surprised [ then again, maybe not ] that the question has never been asked. Although when your up against Love island or Whispering Dave Attenborough every bit of morbid voyeurism is a big plus particularly when the C4/5 big fat cheque is dangled in the Trust managers face.
  8. Why are they all such scruffy bastards ? .. not decent haircut, complexion or even a smart pair of chinos between them. At least that Herr Hitler had the nous to get Hugo Boss on board with the SS outfits
  9. Spike Lee should be accusing the arse off him for cultural appropriation .. oh ! - hang on
  10. colonelkurtz

    Grenfell Tower

    There'll always be HS6 to fall back on [Skeggy to Whitehaven] to keep the consultancies and experts busy for years to come
  11. " Try to imagine the pleasure I would take in caving Carr's head in " Sean Lock.
  12. https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/im-helicopter-here-costs-550-17542667?fbclid=IwAR2-3UmyXTJ-iu6NGB5ANCE-xyaYjAvY_puypGRzd6wYJYJOO511JgQfY4A When you just hope and pray for a main rotor catastrophic failure
  13. Absolutely Spot on Jiggers .. I have an Indian pal who does bat for the other side and yet in all the years I have known him he has never once felt the need or inclination to go full mardarse about how he is under represented , victimised or suffered serious discrimination. That one sentence from your post is his view almost word for word . I do admit to having had occasion to call him a glory hunting City supporting twat .. but to be fair somethings do need saying.
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