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    Jeff Fairburn' Bonus

    The acceptable face of capitalism .. what's not to like ?
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    Sir Craig Mackey

    You mean he didn't even make the effort to film and share it like any normal person would ? .. just typical !
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    Keira Knightley

    "Keira Knightley has revealed she had a mental breakdown at 22 and was diagnosed with post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) as she struggled with her sudden rise to fame." For fucks fucking sake .. I give up, I really do.
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    May circus is back

    See that praying mantis ... that's you that is?
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    Adrian Harrop

    From "Over there" is probably the safe option .. for the time being
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    Goodbye Sky .. Hello Comcast

    Stop yo jibber jabber
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    Goodbye Sky .. Hello Comcast

    So Sky has lost the EPL broadcasting rights .. this could put the Murdoch cunt in his grave .. so not all bad news this week then.
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    The Reported Death of Charles, of Charles and David.

    Bernie Winters did ok when he went solo
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    Wankers who support footballist teams hundreds of miles away

    Flipside being the shitehawks who all claim to have all been born within 1/4 mile of the ground , have ALWAYS supported [insert club name - the cunts know who they are ! ] and in an instant put aside any previous disdain of incoming sugar daddy cash.
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    Theresa May

    Just love the "whatta cunt you truly are missus " look from the woman to her left. This farce is probably the most edgy thing the maybot has done in her entire shitting life.
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    Theresa May

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    The ones that have the compulsive use of the word adorable. Or never fail to message 'you ok hun ' or 'wiv the angles and printsess die and jayd goodie now' when some other cunts' mutt croaks it.
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    Bad Science and those thick cunts at Sky News

    Even Stephen Hawkings' keyboard had a red key which he used sparingly .. when required it simply blurted out " For fucks sake fuck right off you boring fucking cunt"
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    The leavers never thought this farce through . It was all 'Vote on it Monday, sign it Wednesday , out by Friday'. Not to mention all the dosh coming home and the darkies going back to where they belong. What could possibly go wrong.
  15. Surprised to be told by a pal who has appeared on the show that off screen each of the eggheads are approachable and not at all up themselves ... the Vine cunt however is a different matter altogether and of course that CJ twat is long since gone.