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    Andy Peters

    What a total fucking Cocksucking, Brown nosing, Turd Smuggling, Dangle Berry Licking, Ball Cupping Spunk Guzzler! Hairy Nutsack Gobbling, Shit Shifter!mad
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    Tim Shaw

    the bloke loves himself that much he should disappear up his own arse. furthers his career at others expense and humility,not only a cunt but an arsehole as well!chin
  3. So I ordered this special Lyra Heartstrings Pony Plushie on Ebay. What makes it so special is that it has a hole in it's anus so I could relieve my years of sexual frustration, like it was designed for. So I received it from the post and opened it. I was eager to try it out but unfortunately I have to attend a work program. When I got home I found that my plushie's hole has been sewed up. My mom admitted doing this as she thought it was ripped. Fucking bitch! I hate my mother and I can't wait to move to my own place.
  4. Another star gazing old trout ... National Treasure not!bleh
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    PHILOSOPHY

    Writing your thoughts on thinking about thinking, then getting others to think about it. Possibly the biggest load of pseudo-intellectual wank ever.
  6. Retro interfering geeky little bastard who got famous riding the coat-tails of a shit pun (a break from the norm! hur! hur! get it!). And he's also into some kinky shit as the picture tells you. When radish plonks a Marc Bolan into your uterus do you say "Hagiography Zambia?" ooh no you think you want to hit me with such randomness that random andromeda spirals in my mind are flogalogaboggery in yahoo dominance land. Gagging for it with a dominant Elvis cock in the spitfire land of Twister and tangle twister ice creams and tripe handed baguettes with their CDs of the Great Exhibition in Skipton of 1992 when they go and poo on Northside and Northern Uproar albums not realising they were visionary experts of pooing on sisters and sibling-pooing nearly became an Olympic sport but it wasn't because Michael Portillo stole a dice from Finland and wrote a bad song about the Finland dice which nobody liked, though in Paris they sing about Beethoven only between 3 pm and 5 pm on national vanilla slice day, ooh how joyful, yay, let's have a big sing sing song a rama where ned flanders has a table tennis match with stuart miles's conscience. oooh yeah
  7. This guy is a cunt on so many levels. First, he is a little poofter acting in poofter porn. Second, this guy has a reward on his head around the world as he is known as the internet kitten killer! This fucker has at least three videos he has posted on YouTube, and they deleted; one, he tapes a kitten to a stick and drowns it. The second, One Boy Two Kittens, the cunt puts two little ones into a vacuu-seal bag and suffocates them as he draws all the air out with a vacuum. The third, he feeds a kitten to an albino Burmese Python. In each, the sadistic prick plays with them, and lulls them into think he likes them, and then he snuffs them. In the python clip, the little bastard plays with the kitten, and when it notices the snake, he distracts it by playing and the snake strikes when kitty turns it's back. You have to be special kind of cunt to have a bounty placed on you around the entire world.
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    The Parky

    Trevor the Parky from when I was a lad has died has died. I have prepared an eulogy.
  9. Out of touch, right honourable cunt.
  10. The star of BBC 3 , the "yoof" channel. Stacey was apparently "discovered" in some 2-bob reality show and has been chosen to promote the liberal values of the BBC bureaucracy. She travels the same ground as Louis Theroux but whereas Louis pretends to be thick and naive Stacey is the real thing! Probably the luckiest dumb cunt since Jamie Oliver. The BBC knows how to pick 'em.
  11. I know the ol Bear is not topical at the moment but as he's not been nominated I thought this stupid wank stain deserved a crack. Travels about the world making out he's a survival expert eating dirt and shit to survive but when the cameras off, tucks into a four course fucking meal that Rosie O'donnel would struggle to finish. When the ratings are low he pulls stunts like drinking his own piss and inserting stick insects up his back nine to repair a shattered kidney. Fake as Pamela Anderson's tits but half as watchable. Bear Grylls, your a massive massive cunt.
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    Home Office

    The UK Home Office is a completely useless collection of cunts. They are absolutely hopeless at protecting this country from immigrants. On the Home Office website they have the audacity to ask "How Secure Is Your Home? Fill In Our Scorecard To See." We all know how secure our borders are...fucking ZERO. For your interest the current terrorism threat level is Severe This means that a terrorist attack is highly likely. We all know which cunt in particular to thank for that Jacqui Smith. Cunt of Cunts.
  13. that total cunt has made a tv series out of kissing peoples arses that are building there own house, and has now decided look what i can do, and come up with a new series called kevin mcclouds man made homes, in which he shows how clever he is by making houses out of "free rubbish" but fails to tell you the stuff cost fucking thousands to salvage and clean, this mans Cuntishness effortlessly strides across all known boundaries.
  14. Whilst I am against the break-up of the UK, I agree with some tory thinkers in that the UK parliament should take the initiative from that Fatty racist scum Alex Salmond and call a referendum at an early date for the Scots to decide whether they want to go it alone of not. If they choose to breakaway so be it but lets make no bones about it, make it a clean break and build a forty foot high wall along the border complete with barbed wore and gun enplacements.
  15. Back in 1981, this cunt thought "OK, how do I carve out a career in comedy? I'm a lefty, so that's a good start; if I shout and swear a lot and say everything is crap, that should con enough right-on wankers into laughing. Rasputin's done the long hair thing, so I'll shave my bonce and be a crazy Russian wiv a stree' accent" And, talentless arsehole that he was, it worked. Now he's pretending to be a motoring journalist, by talking about himself and occasionally mentioning cars, and fuck me, the Telegraph have fallen for it. It's a travesty of justice that this cunt didn't drink himself to death in 1993.
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