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I have recently discovered this bastard on the Travel Channel fronting a pile of shit called "Great Motorcycle Journeys of The World." The cunt travels all over the world for fuck all. He gets his bikes loaned by manufacturers (usually KTM or BMW because they are shit) and his hotel rooms are free as long as he gives them a big plug and says they are "great value for money." All he pays for is his petrol and the cameraman's car. The wanker never has a breakdown or a puncture, doesn't carry any luggage, never gets stopped by the coppers, has never slept in a tent or on a bench in a layby, nobody has ever tried to mug him or fuck about with his bike, he has never had a shit at the side of the road and nobody has ever called him "Englander Schwein" or "Limey Cocksucker". If this poof went on a real motorcycle tour he would shit his leather strides and cry like a girl. I hate this nancyboy because (a) he is a smug ponce (b)he wears his glasses on top of his head, the sure sign of a wanker © i don't like his poncy beard (d) every bike he rides is a "nice bit of kit"(e) why didn't i think of this fucking scam? He is a cunt and that's an end of it.

They say, "we will match the price of any item from any other shop"..... I'll tell you what you bastards, if I find it cheaper elsewhere, then I wont be fucking buying it from you. Fucking over-priced rip-off Cunts.

Fucking shirt lifting spunk gurgling gay ass fucktard. Go and get screwed to death between Elton John and Boy George you absolute cunt.

Apologies if this has been done before but it's not coming up in "cunt search". Once upon a time the BBC set up a network of TV broadcasting transmitters across the UK. When new production companies such as ITV and Channels 4 and 5 came along they used the BBC's equipment to transmit there programmes. In summary a license to view TV could be justified. What about now though? Sky does not use any of the BBC's equipment. Much media is available over the internet now too. Netflix, love film , neither of these use the Beebs equipment. All these other companies are self funding. Why then are we still forced to pay a license to a company that holds no broadcast patents. Not just a cunt, but one thats bordering on being a tax.

This smug little bastard always manages to poison me or something pathetic like that when i'm double this little cunts level!!! Ugh smug little bastard i hope it burns in cunt hell!!!

Thy are cunts, by definition. q. How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? a. Cut the fucking rope...

Nasty gold digger. Married Gene Kelly 6 years before he died. Allegedly didn't know who he was when they met (she was a writer on a show he was asked to host). You may think it's creepy an old man marrying a woman so much younger but what 77 yo wouldn't marry a 31 yo given half a chance? She started to alienate everyone close to him, firing the woman who'd been his secretary for 50 years. When he was dying after multiple strokes she couldn't bear to even cuddle him. His children weren't allowed to see him immediately before or just after he died. She didn't even have a funeral service for a Hollywood legend. Just had him quietly cremated without his family being there. She's been living off his name since as well as getting whatever money he left her. She's still working on a book about their life together which so far has taken longer to write than the amount of time she knew him. Insists she knew him better than his family friends, etc & pops up occasionally like on the anniversary of his birth to tell some of his "secrets" & remind everyone she's still working on that book that no one even wants to fuckin' read!

Pointy boobs. Fucked movies. Lapdog husband. Gaylord music. Cunt.

I would love to get hold of this cunt with an axe.

Why the fuck do so many people talk about this ugly bastard like she's god gift to men. Not only is she a pug faced cunt but she is fucking awful at acting. Watching her is painful and sadly for me my girl loves fucking Twilight. I recently watched awesome 80's fantasy flick Legend and I honestly thought that was her that comes out of the swamp. Ugly, talentless, emo, green cuntwhore!!!!

do they send a txt then start laughing out loud?

Living proof that real men with balls do play tennis !chin!laugh

The cunts on this cuntish programme are so very annoyingly cuntish they make me shout at the TV in a blind rage, in fact I just joined this site especially to comment on their cuntishness. The bald cunt with a beard is a cunt among cunts, and deserves to be roasted on a spit alive.

This gray haired old fart is on every fucking program on itv,sick of looking at his smug face and seeing his fat ugly wife.

A classic cunt. Cannot act even if his cunting life depended on it. A Neanderthal looking cunt.

It's the way the self satisfied cunt stabs some sushi with a chopstick and says "Wowcher" to her fucktard mates as if she is so fucking smart for thinking of doing it. The look on her face when she says it just makes me want to slap her as hard as I can.....Cunt! I know it's only an advert but it annoys the fuck out of me.....

The most thankless, depressing, so-not-worth-the fucking-hassle shit cunt of a job. Yet I still do this on the weekends to supplement my income when things are a bit slow with my day job. (And to get in free to see bands I'd normally pay for, meet and greet them and make the fans jealous) The pay isnt even really worth it, $20 an hour which is ten squid. I know there are wanker bouncers out there like punters but I'm actually a 'good cunt' and do it for the money and fucking hate every passing moment, dealing with drunk Kiwi fucking scum bags who take exception to me not letting them in while proclaiming to be sober yet doing the Michael Jackson lean move from the Moonwalker video, stuck up bitches who think they can act however they like because they are pissed and have a vagina and even having to deal with fuck head bouncers that I work with who are so up their own fucking arse and are fucking boring as fuck to work with. If it were up to me id fucking pull out an uzi and just end some of these cunts on the spot. In fact id like to take out the entire dancing floor. No one would miss these detritus fucking flotsam. Gotta work tonight as well. I can't stress enough how fucking backward kiwis are, you'd really have to come work a night with me and experience it for yourself. They are weird as they fucking come. You cant have a decent fucking conversation with whoever your working with either, its not like UK where you can at least find one fucking human being to have a laugh with. Kiwis are subhuman. The moment I fucking turn up a dark cloud forms over the venue and dread sets in. Being English in NZ is a bad thing as well, they fucking have a chip on their shoulder about you being English especially when you're denying the mouthy drunk cunts entry and they go all gangster on you. I used to work at an Irish bar here and there was trouble every fucking night i worked there, i worked wed-sat and amongst the 5 of us bouncers there we chucked out about 12-15 people a night it was fucking shite. It aint even over when u throw the fuckers out, they start a tirade of abuse for hours on end and try getting back in. I have floored so many fucking kiwi cunts outside after they've gone for me and called me a 'pommy faggot'. Yeh the pommy faggot who's just giving you a hiding. I'd rather be directing big budget sc-fi movies and recording music in a studio every day than this depressing shit. So doing doorwork is an utter cunt, dont ever do it if you value your sanity.

An annoying git who seems to be on everything,his teeth,his laugh.. yuk piss off back to America.

Surprisingly Frances Ethel Gumm (AKA Judy Garland) has never been nominated, can any one give a reason why not as she was most defo a CUNT.

Stuck-up cunt from A Place In The Sun who looks at anyone with less than a million pounds budget as though they're a fucking tramp. Straight out of the Kirstie Allsopp school of cunts. Cracking pair of knockers though!

What a fat fucking cunt Chris Chan is. Why is he such a cunt you ask? A variety of reasons come into my head; making video blogs about shit no-one cares about, stalking women and asserting his sexual advances on them, posting naked pictures of himself on the internet, created a copyrighted carton character called Sonichu and producing comics on his horrible creation, pretending to be Autistic, and always creating a bigger drama between him and people who tease him on the internet. However, I don

This dead cunt was president of the NRA and the most wooden actor ever to make a movie. Ben Hur - Ben Cunt more like.

A gurning, goggle-eyed, has-been, horse-faced cunt. The unfunny one from Naked Video (up against some stiff competition too) is not seeing much work come her way these days. She was recently seen making a total cunt of herself on Splash!, the show for

One who acts ridiculous for the sake of being ridiculous. A dappy cunt is the most severe type of cunt and is most likely a liberal democrat supporter. They follow anything, as long as it means they don't have to form their own opinion or be useful at all. Basically a twat. But worse. A dappy cunt.

Ah yes, the night British Summer Time begins - when we all lose two hours of precious sleep; One from the clocks going forward, and the other from trying to work out whether the fuckers have changed automatically or not.