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Alfie Noakes

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About Alfie Noakes

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    The Last king of Fuck All
  • Birthday 03/01/1966

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    - Mordor
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    Staying one step ahead of political correctness

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  1. Alfie Noakes

    Toss pot hypocrites.

    David Bowie should never have done this -
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    Elon Musk

    It has been said that the diver told Musk his lame attempt at publicity stunt mini sub was no use for the rescue and to stick it where the sun doesn't shine. Musk is said to have responded with the paedo reference which has now been deleted. Another so called inspirational success whose companies lose billions, eh Donald? Fuck America!
  3. What more than usual, you emaciated old buffoon?
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    Google fact cunts

    What a fucking load of obvious rattled bollocks. MC pull yourself together not off. You are looking a greater fool than I.
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    Litter Louts.

    I bet they still bought a diet coke to go with all those calories. I have seen it before many times, the full menu on a tray and a diet coke, never understood the logic behind that choice.
  6. Alfie Noakes

    Fucking Asain car jacking cunts

    He thinks they are worse than the other drakies.
  7. Alfie Noakes

    WOT, no Brexit plan!!

    Only because he didn't fancy you.
  8. Alfie Noakes

    Football comin home

    Know them do you? Taking offence on behalf of others? You utter poof!
  9. Alfie Noakes

    Fruit teas and Fruit Smoothies

    It was called the Gangly Old Fruit.
  10. Alfie Noakes

    Football comin home

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    Topless men

    Found a picture of keith on holiday.
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    Kwik Fit Tyre centres

    He may have inherited or won his "wealth". That must be it.