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Alfie Noakes

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About Alfie Noakes

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    The mouth from the South
  • Birthday 03/01/1966

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    - St Filth's rehabilitation clinic
  • Interests
    Staying one step ahead of political correctness

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  1. Alfie Noakes

    DIY cunt next door

    It will be full of other people's stuff in one hour, you are in Southampton. Just fly tip it around the A27 like everyone else.
  2. Alfie Noakes

    Death Penalty

    I did jury service 10 years ago. Says it all about our justice system calling up a twisted old wreck like me to decide.
  3. Alfie Noakes

    France to fine men up to €750 for wolf-whistling

    Just goes to prove how ridiculous the French are.
  4. Alfie Noakes

    People who bag up their dog shit and throw in bushes or trees

    Oi whingebenefits, try the search function. Avoiding duplicate posts and the ridicule you quite rightly deserve. Now fuck off.
  5. Alfie Noakes

    The Mutation Of The Left.

    Harsh, but fair! Think I will sacrifice something in her honour.
  6. Alfie Noakes

    People who bag up dog shit and then tie it to a tree

    Fucking what????? You utter useless mong, disabled toilet using pile of shit with no brains or eyes. Go to a charity shop and buy the heaviest overcoat you can find, fill the pockets with stones, put on a blindfold and take a walk along the canal tow path on a foggy night. Useless!
  7. Alfie Noakes

    The Mutation Of The Left.

    Shit, I go away and miss the incarceration of the plastic catholic, fuck what happened?
  8. Alfie Noakes

    The magic of mushrooms

    Cancer?
  9. Alfie Noakes

    People who will not be watching the royal wedding

    Drivel. Bollocks and lies. Suck balls goat fucker.
  10. Alfie Noakes

    The magic of mushrooms

    Usually before hoofing a fucking great Bolivian breakfast up each nostril.
  11. Alfie Noakes

    The magic of mushrooms

    Gazing in the mirror again are we?
  12. Alfie Noakes

    People who will not be watching the royal wedding

    Freeloading, unfit for purpose, creaking old institutionalised crank, I don't think much of royal weddings either.
  13. Alfie Noakes

    People who will not be watching the royal wedding

    Removed as utter bollocks.
  14. Alfie Noakes

    Cunts who shit themselves on sight of a real dog

    What you have a tiny cock? I know a four foot sous chef, he's a tiny cook.
  15. Alfie Noakes

    Davidson up the duff

    You fucking thick twat, Wolverfuckinghampton, you retarded, skull fucked, product of a badly worked out rhythmn method. I have regularly stated I am from Sussex. Your days are numbered.
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