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Alfie Noakes

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About Alfie Noakes

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    The baconmeister
  • Birthday 03/01/1966

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    http://envy
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    greed
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    sloth

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    Male
  • Location
    - Stealing the knickers from your washing line and rifling through your bins
  • Interests
    Staying one step ahead of political correctness

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  1. Alfie Noakes

    Tossing on the train

    P.C. Terry Malka 33. What a wanker!
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  3. Alfie Noakes

    Tossing on the train

    https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/17300610.pc-caught-masturbating-on-train-between-three-bridges-and-gatwick/ I didn't know Neil was one of the thin blue line.
  4. Alfie Noakes

    Cunts who don’t like Truffles

    Fuck off gaylord! Pretentious poof.
  5. Alfie Noakes

    SECOND REFERENDUM

    Looks more likely than ever, utter fucking shambles.
  6. Alfie Noakes

    NEW YEAR PREDICTIONS

    Bukkake?
  7. Alfie Noakes

    Rainbow Laces Campaign

    You must beg for forgiveness during confession for your denied clossetted existence. Utter poof!
  8. Alfie Noakes

    Brexit..the meltdown has begun

    Frank is finished. A shell of his formed self and that was a shower of shite.
  9. Alfie Noakes

    FIRST WORLD WAR MUSICAL

    Don't cry for me Kaiser Wilhelm!
  10. Alfie Noakes

    Welsh Theatre Awards

    Diamond necklaces are forever
  11. Alfie Noakes

    SECOND REFERENDUM

    Obviously from your own life model and experience - you hairy palmed, window licking slick-legger.
  12. Alfie Noakes

    SECOND REFERENDUM

    What do you fucking know about taste then?
  13. Alfie Noakes

    School bullying

    Load of fucking babies. Need a good old fashioned bog washing.
  14. Alfie Noakes

    Modern Public Libraries

    Good isn't it? My sides are split!
  15. Alfie Noakes

    SECOND REFERENDUM

    No it is because the French are all ugly and they smell, so there!
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