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Alfie Noakes

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About Alfie Noakes

  • Rank
    The last king of fuck all
  • Birthday 03/01/1966

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  • AIM
    lust
  • MSN
    pride
  • Website URL
    http://envy
  • ICQ
    gluttony
  • Yahoo
    anger
  • Jabber
    greed
  • Skype
    sloth

Profile Information

  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    - Stealing the knickers from your washing line and rifling through your bins for evidence
  • Interests
    Staying one step ahead of political correctness

Recent Profile Visitors

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  1. Alfie Noakes

    Let Toys Be Toys

    Useless, unfunny and not yet dead, piss poor even for you.
  2. Alfie Noakes

    Doggers who just can’t watch and spunk on my car

    Like the avatar now then do you?
  3. Alfie Noakes

    Doggers who just can’t watch and spunk on my car

    He isn't in Shoreham. I am.
  4. Alfie Noakes

    Doggers who just can’t watch and spunk on my car

    It was you, dirty bastard.
  5. Alfie Noakes

    Doggers who just can’t watch and spunk on my car

    What is this stack of sick? Fuck me forwards, backwards and sideways in both directions all at once this is a pile of shit in a disabled toilet. Bet all you get to stick your cock in is a bag of liver warmed to blood temperature.
  6. Alfie Noakes

    Gemma Collins

    Nom of the year so far! Truly spectacular z list meltdown, look at me I am so important I am an Essex girl on the fucking telly, fat sow should be rendered down into glue.
  7. Alfie Noakes

    Royal Wacky Races

    Try drinking more than a few and testing your brakes on a wet foggy night on Beachy Head.
  8. Alfie Noakes

    Forced To Share

    Nobody is bigger than the corner, except perhaps that giant sloth judge.
  9. Alfie Noakes

    Cunts who put “sauce” bottle on the table

    Ok. This avatar says it all. I do not buy artificial shit like factory made sauces.
  10. Alfie Noakes

    Cunts who put “sauce” bottle on the table

    Its fucking bacon you blind twat, get your eyes tested. Chips that dark are burnt. Although it's probably too late as all that sexual proclivity in Lagos has left you short sighted.
  11. Alfie Noakes

    Cunts who put “sauce” bottle on the table

    Common, truly common.
  12. Alfie Noakes

    Cunts who put “sauce” bottle on the table

    You really are a total knob end. Only home made mayonnaise is fit for consumption, mushroom ketchup is like dishwater. Twat
  13. Alfie Noakes

    Beauty and The Flid

    The hypocrisy of the little faggot, oh well what goes on in Lagos stays in Lagos I suppose.
  14. Alfie Noakes

    People Who Send Their Children To Boarding School

    So do other 15 year olds who cannot handle their drink.
  15. Alfie Noakes

    People Who Send Their Children To Boarding School

    What has bacon on my avatar have to do with chips? You uber moron. If you must know the ultimate food is a smoked dry cured back bacon sandwich in sour dough bread. Now fuck off to church sheep boy.
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