I like real women.
I like fluffy kittens.
I like big axes and chainsaws.
I enjoy being woken by blood curdling screams in the night.
I am allergic to asphalt.
I have tattoos now. Mid life crisis anyone?
I like Triumph motorcycles.
I hate Harley Davidsons.
I hate liars, thieves, con men, charlatans, murderers - politicians basically, bailiffs, organised religion, anyone in the legal profession and eating seafood.