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Alfie Noakes

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About Alfie Noakes

  • Rank
    The last King of Fuck All
  • Birthday 01/03/1966

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  • AIM
    lust
  • MSN
    pride
  • Website URL
    http://envy
  • ICQ
    gluttony
  • Yahoo
    anger
  • Jabber
    greed
  • Skype
    sloth

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    - Pissing through your letter box
  • Interests
    Staying one step ahead of political correctness

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About Me

I like real women. 

I like fluffy kittens. 

I like big axes and chainsaws.

I enjoy being woken by blood curdling screams in the night.

I am allergic to asphalt.

I have tattoos now. Mid life crisis anyone?

I like Triumph motorcycles. 

I hate Harley Davidsons.

I hate liars, thieves, con men, charlatans, murderers - politicians basically, bailiffs, organised religion, anyone in the legal profession and eating seafood.

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