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Alfie Noakes

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    Let Toys Be Toys

    Useless, unfunny and not yet dead, piss poor even for you.
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    Doggers who just can’t watch and spunk on my car

    Like the avatar now then do you?
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    Doggers who just can’t watch and spunk on my car

    He isn't in Shoreham. I am.
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    Doggers who just can’t watch and spunk on my car

    It was you, dirty bastard.
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    Doggers who just can’t watch and spunk on my car

    What is this stack of sick? Fuck me forwards, backwards and sideways in both directions all at once this is a pile of shit in a disabled toilet. Bet all you get to stick your cock in is a bag of liver warmed to blood temperature.
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    Gemma Collins

    Nom of the year so far! Truly spectacular z list meltdown, look at me I am so important I am an Essex girl on the fucking telly, fat sow should be rendered down into glue.
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    Royal Wacky Races

    Try drinking more than a few and testing your brakes on a wet foggy night on Beachy Head.
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    Forced To Share

    Nobody is bigger than the corner, except perhaps that giant sloth judge.
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    Cunts who put “sauce” bottle on the table

    Ok. This avatar says it all. I do not buy artificial shit like factory made sauces.
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    Cunts who put “sauce” bottle on the table

    Its fucking bacon you blind twat, get your eyes tested. Chips that dark are burnt. Although it's probably too late as all that sexual proclivity in Lagos has left you short sighted.
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    Cunts who put “sauce” bottle on the table

    Common, truly common.
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    Cunts who put “sauce” bottle on the table

    You really are a total knob end. Only home made mayonnaise is fit for consumption, mushroom ketchup is like dishwater. Twat
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    Beauty and The Flid

    The hypocrisy of the little faggot, oh well what goes on in Lagos stays in Lagos I suppose.
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    People Who Send Their Children To Boarding School

    So do other 15 year olds who cannot handle their drink.
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    People Who Send Their Children To Boarding School

    What has bacon on my avatar have to do with chips? You uber moron. If you must know the ultimate food is a smoked dry cured back bacon sandwich in sour dough bread. Now fuck off to church sheep boy.
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    People Who Send Their Children To Boarding School

    The discussion on homosexuality would be one way, yours!
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    Beauty and The Flid

    Now I have read everything, cunts corner's very own Walter Mitty calling me a bullshitter! A fucking hoi poloi inbred little dicked fantasist to boot. You do look stupid, very very stupid.
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    Beauty and The Flid

    Been at the communion wine again you rancid old queen?
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    Philip Schofield

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    Fucking Trains

    I see you have already lit the blue touch paper. This should be good.
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    Stupid bird box cunts

    Comparing fatty to Wordsworth is like comparing William Shakespeare to Jeffrey Archer.
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    People Who Send Their Children To Boarding School

    Posh boys/girls borstals for parents who have children for social convention, not for love (just look at punkape). Some people thought it was worthy of aspiring to send kids there when they could only just afford it, this was probably due to the removal of grammar schools leaving poor underfunded secondary school education the only option in the late seventies. Must have been bad for kids from those famlies as they probably got a hell of a lot of stick from the idiotic inbred posh boys who were closet poofs and up each other(Punkape).
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    The Interabled

    How about more like this?
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    Fucking Trains

    I had a Yamaha that did that too, hence the dribbling spacktard that I am, thought I should get that in before the usual suspects chime in.
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    Fucking Trains

    If they didn't waste money on HS2 they could put it where its needed in the whole UK network, but there is a lot of chicanery with HS2. Fuck trains I want my flying car that 1979 bbc tomorrow's world said we would have by now.
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