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Alfred FTW Noakes

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About Alfred FTW Noakes

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  • Birthday 03/01/1966

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    - Breaking into the Vatican Bank
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    Staying one step ahead of political correctness

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  1. More Transgender cunt bollocks

    That would be a picture of the posters on your bedroom wall, labelled "the ones that got away" then.
  2. More Transgender cunt bollocks

    What avatar are you fucking moaning about now? My arrested Mexican? What is fucking wrong with that?
  3. More Transgender cunt bollocks

    Punkape baiting, the gift that keeps giving.
  4. More Transgender cunt bollocks

    A trinity, you should understand.
  5. More Transgender cunt bollocks

    1. You are a troll 2. You are a troll 3. You are still a troll 4. Being the troll again that you are. 5. You are definitely a troll A. Fuck off B. Fuck off some more C. Keep fucking off until you get back to where you started. D. Fuck off again. E. Plagiarist, maybe. Fuck off LOL. Twit.
  6. More Transgender cunt bollocks

    You are following a flawed, disgusting and immoral, Satanist (only you lot could come up with a bogey an to scare the children into brainwashed submission), occult worshipping bunch of raving lunatics. If your moral compass is guided by that, you too are a flawed individual and a rampant poof to boot.
  7. More Transgender cunt bollocks

    Watch the calamari as well, best left alone.
  8. More Transgender cunt bollocks

    Wow, such a considered and witty response. You have real historical fact versus your idea of reality. The bible is a work of fiction written by men, some would be considered criminally insane and definitely suffering from a schizoid episode. People like you are gullible even now after the enlightenment, back then they were easily manipulated by the occult.
  9. Shitty Computers

    If you take on an argument with a moderator, you will lose. That is the way of the corner, amen.
  10. More Transgender cunt bollocks

    I notice that you ignored everything about the perverted practises of the pope following paedos and flapped around on the issue of confidentiality. Typical blind faith making people blind to the horrors of the catholic church of satan and its paedo priests. Your bible is a book of bullshit originally written by Roman slaves, people under stress, on some kind of high, suffering psychoses or power mongers and then compiled by a pagan emperor Constantine around 325 AD to further his grip on power. All a very long time after it was supposed to have happened. Utter made up wank, like that later work of fiction the quran.
  11. More Transgender cunt bollocks

    It is the use of condoms that helps stop the spread of disease, something the flaccid pontiffs were against for so long. Disease, over population and extortion, that is the catholic way, the world has a right to know how much they keep compared to give away. The mafia learned their tricks from their own fucking priests. I am viral lode free, whereas your blood is wanted by the West African Sexually Transmitted Disease Studies Institute, as they say you should have died years ago, as your resistance to all Lagos can throw at you is legendary in Nigeria.
  12. Good final lines to a novel

    Unfortunately the last pages were unreadable as they were glued together, so Niel put down his copy of Fifty Shades of Grey, put his wanking sock back in the bedside table drawer, turned off the light and went to sleep.
  13. More Transgender cunt bollocks

    U.S. finds evidence of child pornography involving Vatican diplomat in D.C., Vatican says - The Washington Post https://www.washingtonpost.com › news https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_Church_sex_abuse_cases_by_country&ved=0ahUKEwjpgreMgYDXAhWJPxoKHbZiAKcQFgg7MAc&usg=AOvVaw1p-5IeK2haNZ5vW2PFDitL Makes horrific reading, sorry but the worst of all the institutions, the Vatican bank, takes money from poor people all round the world to pay for all the pomposity and grandiose luxury that encompasses it, yet if you ask how much money they have it is a vatican state secret.
  14. When the punishment does not fit the crime

    I don't get the logic of hanging the paper so it is hard to reach and resting against a potentially damp wall. I want to break their stupid fingers and smash their wrists.
  15. When the punishment does not fit the crime

    That toilet paper thing fucking turns my spit. Utter fucking cunts.