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About Noakes

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  • Birthday 03/01/1966

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    - Stealing the knickers from your washing line and rifling through your bins
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    Staying one step ahead of political correctness

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  1. Noakes

    eruv hazerot

    Oh ok then.
  2. Noakes

    Anjem Choudary dangerous cunt

    Shame we can't hang the cunt for treason these days.
  3. Noakes

    eruv hazerot

    Bring all paedo priests to the law, let man, not god judge them. Whole load of fairytales you believe in oh flat earther. You are willingly controlled by someone elses imaginary friend and it is hilarious to witness such fuckwittery as yours. I had bacon, pork sausages, black pudding and coddled eggs for breakfast. Trump lies continuously and he is not left wing, you idiot. Fuck off
  4. Noakes

    Shit in our food.

    Are quora commentators trustworthy? Here's what they say about castoreum. https://www.quora.com/Is-there-a-list-of-foods-using-castoreum
  5. Noakes

    Silly cunts that use apps to order food from shit holes

    Never slag off fast food in front of judge, his diet consists of Stavros's kebabs and Tesco nearly out of date offers.
  6. Noakes

    Bugging your own house.

    I don't socialise. I see no point in mixing with people, they're all cunts anyway, but especially if there is even the remotest chance I could ever bump into you. Backs to the wall.
  7. Noakes

    Bugging your own house.

    The only thing you are expert in is onanism and fellatio.
  8. Noakes

    eruv hazerot

    Nuremberg 20th November 1945.
  9. Noakes

    eruv hazerot

    No still got that. I object to all religious mutilation of children and so did my parents you silly little boy.
  10. Noakes

    eruv hazerot

    I hope you die a slow, embarassing and hideous death. You fucking queer.
  11. Noakes

    this morning

    It could not have been the beginning as god was already there.
  12. Noakes

    Stephen Fry

    Oh go on! I have a feeling one of the words rhymes with something, can you guess?
  13. Noakes

    this morning

    It is an insult to all the engineers and all the people who died taking those incremental steps into space. Every mission went one step further to the ultimate goal. One thing that does not help is that Stanley Kubrik has been misquoted by moonmongs as saying he filmed it for NASA, his daughter has refuted this story many times. They had nuclear weapons in 1945, or does your neighbour think that is also a conspiracy?
  14. Noakes

    this morning

    One thing to ask any moon landing skeptic is this, why did the Russians not expose the lie? They were in a race after all.
  15. Noakes

    conor mcgregor chat shit get banged.

    Pair of poofs!