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camberwell gypsy

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    Shamina Begum

    He won an Oscar for that? FFS
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    John Stalker

    Ol' Walshy looked a right dodgy cunt didn't he? "Dripping tap?" Sharp intake of breath "Oooh the boiler will have to come aaht and replaced, new piping for the whole graaand floor, the back wall of the kitchen will have to come daaahn and replaced, new tiles, new boiler, new roof, new kitchen units, that'll sort the leak aaaht. How much?" Sharp intake of breath "Aaa rich do ya feel? Thir'y graand should do it."
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    John Stalker

    Didn't advertise garage doors as well?
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    John Stalker

    How dare you. He's not a wanker. Tosser yes, but wanker no.
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    Shamina Begum

    My friends husband designed swimming pools. He went into the office, drew a square on a piece of paper, coloured it blue and fucked off home.
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    Shamina Begum

    Have you noticed many of these designers dress like cunts?
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    Shamina Begum

    Can you please stop quoting Christina Rossetti?
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    Shamina Begum

    They wanna zigazigallahuakbar.
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    Swindon's Honda Closure - now own your brexit.

    Nonsense. Here's the RN receiving their new submarine hunter. Rule Britannia
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    Women you fancy until you hear them speak

    She can suck the chrome off a chopper bikes handle bars with those lips.
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    Women you fancy until you hear them speak

    Billy Piper's let herself go since splitting up with Chris 'beaker from the Muppets' Evans.
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    The Independent Group

    Get an avatar
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    The Independent Group

    I went to B&Q and said "can someone sell me a kettle?" and the bloke said "Kenwood" and I said "go and get him then". Ithangyow
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    Swindon's Honda Closure - now own your brexit.

    There was a detachment of the Hon Artillery sent there when the wannabe Chairman Mao was lipping off to the tango man.
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    The Independent Group

    The dress code of some female MPs leaves a lot to be desired to be honest.
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    The Independent Group

    Oy vey!
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    Findlay Trigwell

    I think he stands outside the local internet cafe, peering through the window and waiting for someone to take a piss and then runs in, use their pc to post then runs out before they get back.
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    Findlay Trigwell

    Does that explain your fits, incontinence and the voices in your head telling you to kill people?
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    Russian Flag over Salisbury

    Wannabuydvd?
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    Russian Flag over Salisbury

    You just wait till JC is standing outside number 10, fist clench salute, corduroy Lenin cap at a jaunty angle to the strains of 'The Red Flag'. You'll be the first up against the wall, comrade Billy.
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    Russian Flag over Salisbury

    Sorry folks, my cousin couldn't resist it. He was told "Just strip the fucking lead and get the fuck out of there". Always been the joker of the tribe
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    Gino D'Acampo

    I'd tell you to Come back and stay but I won't
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    Brussels Broadcasting Corporation

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6639473/amp/Russell-Howard-says-BBC-told-write-joke-case-offended-ISIS.html Surprised this hasn't been picked up.
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    Royal Wacky Races

    You bet your life if it was the woman at fault, the full weight of the law would have come to bear on her. I've got a mind to send back my CBE.
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    Joe Root

    We're talking about pussies Eric, not prozzies.
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