camberwell gypsy

'A wise man or woman once said a vigorous wank or a good shit is guaranteed to make all your troubles fade away'. That was Dame Margaret Rutherford in an interview after she won the Oscar for Best Supporting role in 'The VIPs'.

Secret Agent. There's the 'red flag'. A secret agent wouldn't tell you he's a secret agent because.....he's a fucking secret agent.

A fool and his money..... It's like these dozy twats who are scammed. Granted, there a few crumblies who's just naive but it's those who should know better. I mean these silly middle aged wimmin who get taken in by some cunt calling himself Mario, some dishy itie widower who is fact some fucking 20 stone sweaty african from Chad. As soon as money is mentioned the red flags should start fucking flying, but these cozy mares fall straight into it. I'll never get scammed because I don't fucking trust anyone.

The cunts who are coining it in are the personal trainers charging 30 sovs for an hour's session. You can get useful drills off the internet without coughing up to get some muscley cunt shouting BS like "yes, you've got this" "give me more, yeah yeah you've smashed this....." Too many of these are too fucking lazy to develop their own fitness programs and would rather be treated like a border collie.

A lot of MPs are in the 'Highly educated, thick as shit' category. Products of some of the most elite seats of education but do things that the ordinary rank and file population would deem as fucking stupid. One prime example is shoving his hand up his secretary's skirt not thinking that its captured on CCTV. But wouldn't surprise me if this dozy cunt wins at the next election by the brain dead constituents.

Fakir off.

Have you read his autobiography? Fucking depressing. He was so close to getting released on a number of occasions but fucked it up.

The old bill would be frequently found in these places.

"Lessons have been learned".

I was thinking that if I was the beak I'd have given him a suspended sentence, in order that the families could get old of this cunt and admonish some retribution. Then I thought, hang on, why the fuck could this have been sorted out without police involvement? If this piece of shit had laid a hand on any of my family's kids, the cunt would have been taken somewhere remote (where screams can't be heard) and what we'd have done to him would have fucking impressed Torqemada. He won't be raped or beaten up in prison because he'd be secreted away from the ordinary prison population and he'd be banged up with other like minded cunts who'd probably wank themselves stupid listening to his stories.

Never been back to "The green" since I've been down here. Probably never will.

Let's face it Neil, whenever they take to the field players always seem to be crossing themselves or talking to the sky with they're hands in supplication. What I want to know is how come God/Allah/Jah or whatever has never won the Ballon D'or? I mean every cunt who scores seems to be thanking him. He must have more assists than Glenn Hoddle. Or maybe not.

Frank Kleftiko International Airport- Mykonos

I got an easter egg with milky bar buttons from the grandkids.

White chocolate?

Some cunt of a cousin of mine bought a bar of 100% chocolate saying he loved it. For the 1 second I had a bit in my gob and just before I sent it across the room, I got the taste of concrete. It was (apart from parsnip) the most singularly vile thing I've ever tasted.

Holocaust? What holocaust is that: the one where 6 million Jews were murdered or the other one which includes the Roma and Sinta gypsies coming close to being wiped off the face of the earth, the mentally retarded (including Downs people), physically disabled (including ww1 vets), gays and jehovah's witnesses and any other person who had the temerity to disagree with that sawn off little cunt from Austria?

🎵Hoots mon thars a poof aloof aboot thus hoose.🎵

Is that Decs feeling that birds tits up?

Can't find owt on nightclubs but here's the list of cities in uk with the most pubs https://www.beerguild.co.uk/news/revealed-britains-pub-capitals-takes-top-spot/ 5th place is interesting. I wonder if @Decimushas been thrown out of any of them?

I remember years ago hearing that Stoke on Trent had the most night clubs per square mile than any other city in the world. This was before the internet so couldn't verify whether it was true or complete bollocks.

I think he is in Stage Two of the 'Cunts with too much money and turning fruitcake syndrome". Prince and Michael Jackson were prime examples of this. Stage 5 is OD'ing on prescription drugs. So, silver lining and all that.

I had a Strutter SatNav. "At the round-a-bout take the 2nd Exit you fucking cock gobbler". Shocked my mum

Mike Strutter