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camberwell gypsy

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  1. She's out in Baltimore at the moment designing a new bridge.
  2. Apparently him fucking around with the TV ariel actually worked. Shame the cunt didn't live to see it. There's irony
  3. Here in Cyprus knives that look fucking dangerous are on sale in gift shops along with knuckle dusters.
  4. She's the thinking carpet kneelers crumpet.
  5. I bet the "ooh she's luvverly, she is" mob outnumber us fucking sane brigade.
  6. I've noticed that all channels seem to teeming with noir newsreaders. Now I'm all for equality but fuck me, they're nowhere near the Trevor McDoughnut standard, constantly mispronouncing words and struggling to speak the Kings. What next; Eddie reading the shipping forecast? Old Chap Rasclart giving the Stock Market figures? Tssssst. Rasta ozzie from up de hill, decide fi check 'pon grocery bill
  7. Im a flat earther. The earth is flat. We have members all over the globe
  8. Of course. ICU can be boring. I had a woman who'd been in a coma for years. And everyday, when I bathed her, I noticed slight changes in her vital stats whenever I washed near her crotch. So I fetched the woman's husband and says, "I think a little oral sex is all your wife needs to come out of this coma." The husband nods and asks for a little privacy. I left but after a few minutes I hear a horrible clatter followed by the woman flat-lining. I run in and yell "What the hell happened?" The husband replied, "I don't know! I think she choked!" 'ere all week.
  9. I felt sorry for the poor fucker. There he was suffering with the chinky cold and there was his missus publishing photos of him comotosed. Now, I've looked after comotosed patients in the past and they pull funny faces (I shit you not) and if any of them pulled through not one of them would want their boat races splashed across the media. But this woman didn't fucking care for the way her hubby would feel. Now I'd be surprised if he approved when she told showed him all the publicity shots she got of him but if he did approve then that would tell me a lot about his personality.
  10. He/she/it will probably use the money to get his/her/it's cock cut off. If it hasn't been cut off already. Or maybe never had a cock....aw I'm confused guy.
  11. They don't even like you putting your shiity bog paper down the lav. Fucking bubbles are savages.
  12. Well I saw a wedding ring covered in fanny batter in one of the dunes. It's going great. I've tried to find Frank's house to shit in his pool but all I've found is some shepherd's hut with empty packs of vindus meals for one outside it.
  13. Are you a "Clean and jerk" (Turk)? There was a stall down there back in the early 80s that also sold sarspirrila. The cunt on that looked like Kemal Attarturk. Was that you?
  14. Did it come with a dog? Theres always a dog thrown in when you deal with pikies selling moody goods.
  15. They got rid of the 'O' level and brought in a made up qualification because 'O' was too hard. I reckon if I was a student now I would be dripping with qualifications. In my day you had to delve through fuck knows how many library books I nicked, sorry, borrowed from the library, making notes and then write a thesis in long hand. I once literally spent a week in the library doing work for my exams. Nowadays it's all on line and alla they do is type it out or cut and paste it (do teenagers know how a fucking pen works?). And don't get me started on pointless fucking degrees. My son has a first in Geography and he's a postman. Which I suppose is useful to a postman.
  16. He is right though, OCR. These thick as fuck cunts plough Ks into one day where the orange, pilchard lipped tartlet wants to be a princess for a day to marry Wayne with the tattoos, muscles and Hitler youth haircut and lavish a years salary on an over the top piss up for all their pilchard lipped, orange, tattood chavvies to get pissed. The pykies are the worst I admit, but at least the bare knuckle car park straightener between the mums is usually better than the DJ. Cushti Bok
  17. 3 out of 5. Delivery could have been better.
  18. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-68654533 "Haaw, we gonna fuck up Blitish erections innit"? Those little yellow rascals have been arregedly, solly I mean allegedly been snooping around getting info on MPs and peers. It wouldn't surprise me if they're monitoring this site. Me posting this thread and generally taking the piss out of them means their leader, Ming Ping-Ting has probably got me on his shit list. Serves me right for being a shtupid iriot.* *God bless Benny Hill
  19. What, its dog shaped? Oh. Sorry I thought that said Snoopy
  20. Yes. I've eaten at Gorden Ramsay's gaff.
  21. Another plastic 'ardman. Thought he was a psycho because he touted that he was a black belt karate he laid out Mabbutt with his elbow, because Mabbutt was marking him out of the game, but had the shit kicked out of him by Duncan Ferguson.
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