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Rev

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About Rev

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    Utter Bastard
  • Birthday 10/05/1918

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    - Here's an idea. Fuck Off.
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    Mind your own, cunt.

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  1. Rev

    100 not out!

    Ah yes. There was always a heady scent of Thrush around that cunt.
  2. Rev

    Ross Greer msp

    Correct. ...along with every SNP MP/MSP bar two. Cunts.
  3. Rev

    Ross Greer msp

    He wasn't voted in by any cunt Judge. He's a list MSP, as are all six of the Scottish Green bastards. None of them are elected. The entire party only managed 13,000 votes across Scotland. Those who voted for them need drowned. I want them dead.
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    Will Young

    Why doesn't this fucking Lego-headed arse-butler take that other wretched shit-fisting cottager Owen Fucking Jones on an anti-homophobia tour of downtown Tehran amongst the latter's beloved fundamentalists? Let's see how that works out for the self-entitled cock-snorkeling bastards.
  5. The cunt definitely tugs on something.
  6. I agree with Jugs on this one. What a pile of unmitigated wank. Can I delicately suggest that the poster delete its account and shit off.
  7. She could have given the £4k to me and I'd have done the right thing via the medium of dropping a paving slab on the cunt...then fucked the utter piss out of the owner to cheer the miserable fucking sow up. Two birds, one stone, courtesy of Reverend Coitus Solutions Inc.
  8. Real blokes don't mind a bottle of HP occupying a space on their table. It is the condiment brand-leader of unequivocal heterosexuality. Cunts who use the Brasso'd hand-me-downs legacied to them by their departed urine-soaked nan are generally the type who advertise their adeptness in orally emptying the clackerbag of their gentleman callers.
  9. To be fair, I'd have put that slack-jawed brindle cunt to sleep with a trenching shovel before it could crawl and fucked the paraurethral ducts out of it's owner as my Plan B. At least her fucking bedsheets will no longer be streaked with barely digested Chappie dog-shit and the piss-stains will fade from her couch. I wonder if it's too soon to ask if she's up for a bit of anal.
  10. It is alas, the kind of emotional incontinence prevalent among the delicate and self-entitled generation of the walking waste. If some cunt riles me in front of any of my offspring, I reserve the right to educate them and Sparta-kick the bastard through the nearest plate glass window, or banjo the cunt under the front wheels of a black cab without any hesitation or forethought of hurting their fucking snowflake sensibilities. Those man-bun sporting homosexuals at Gillette can fuck off and drop dead.
  11. If you listen to Bodies, just after Jonesey's intro and just before Cook's single drum beat, you can just about hear Sid's single bum note contribution to the album. He really was fucking useless.
  12. I spoke to Degville once thinking he would be a complete prick. In person, he was quite a decent bloke...although his back catalogue defines him as a complete and utter cunt. James just needs to die. Any bloke who slipped Street-Porter a length should be set on fire.
  13. I'd be reasonably happy if this twee, piss-soaked and pretentious wine-collecting arse-butler bastard dropped fucking dead on air; although he could redeem himself by kicking that sperm-swilling Willoughby cunt right up the fuck-lips before stabbing her in the fuckin teeth.
  14. They've recently teamed up with Billý Idol and that Tony James cunt who I once slapped the shit out of to form Generation Sex. I'd go to see 'em for Jonesy...and hopefully to smash a dimpled pint tumbler in the James cunt's neck.
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