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About Rev

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  • Birthday 10/05/1918

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    Mind your own, cunt.

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  1. I'd quite happily knee-cap the bastard with a wheel brace. He's a total fucking embarrassment.
  2. Her politics stink, but I'd probably fuck Caroline Lucas. That cunt Ian Blackford just needs stabbed in the fucking teeth.
  3. I caught a bit of this last night. This morbidly obese sow exemplifies everything bad about fat ugly lesbians...stupid, delusional, probably has dreadlocks in her underarms, likely tie-dyes her clothes with her own piss and smells of supermarket Brie. One of the other fat bastards should have done the group of chunkers a favour and drowned this cunt in a bucket of cold dog-sick. I want her dead.
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    Chloe Downey

    She's like Les Dawson's aborted parasitical twin, except she lives on a diet of Lego, plasticine and has the IQ of a fucking Toblerone. I want her dead.
  5. Oh fuck, you've cut me to the bone with your rapier-like wit. However, you are correct, I know nothing about golf. It's a game for chinless and gender-fluid poofs. A bit like football.
  6. I'm with Gypo here. These blubbernought bastards are a drain on our taxes. When I become emperor, these fucking calorie-laden slab-crackers will be publicly bludgeoned through a bark-stripper, their screaming remains set on fire and the flames put out with a golf shoe. Cunts.
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    Stacey Dooley

    It certainly seems to have lost its verve and intensity Ratters. Skorzeny would have bull-whipped some life into it.
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    Stacey Dooley

    T'is indeed Ratso.
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    Stacey Dooley

    I'd fuck the piss out of the ginger sket if that's any help.
  10. Fat cunts are too busy horsing down their Boneless Banquets to notice blokes bungee-ing down their uterus. They probably don't even feel us scraping out their Thrush with a saucepan. Cunts.
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    Fucking Seagulls

    Fuck me. I actually remember writing this nom. Seagulls are still cunts. I hit one of the arseholes a month or so ago on the M77 on my way to work and noticed a still moving shape amidst a cloud of white feathers in the rear view mirror. I just took a sip of coffee, turned up the volume on my Spotify and congratulated myself. Rush - Jacob's Ladder, if you're wondering.
  12. That ginger communist lesbian cunt Wee Burney McSturgeonson knows fine well that the majority of us Scots fucking hate her and her party of learning difficulty bastards. When I become emperor, I'll execute the head-nodding cunt by stringing her up by her dessicated testicles.
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    100 not out!

    Ah yes. There was always a heady scent of Thrush around that cunt.
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    Ross Greer msp

    Correct. ...along with every SNP MP/MSP bar two. Cunts.
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