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Rev

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  • Birthday 10/05/1918

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  1. Nobody gives a fuck. It's France for crying out fuck. It's bursting at the seams with hairy, bucket-fannied women and effeminate foreskin-worshipping blokes. These Cro-Magnon boat bastard cunts can burn the fucking place to the ground as far as I'm concerned.
  2. I'm not entirely sure I really give a flying shit about cricket to be honest, Jake. However, I fully concur with your view of football. It is the very definition of a poof's game, whereas cricket seems rather LGBTQI to me. Pronouns are for cunts.
  3. What a beautiful story. t's anecdotes like this that warm the cockles of my fucking heart.
  4. I'd have thought that bollock-eyed cunt Schofield would present shite like this. His foetid hoop must be that loose that any of his contemporary sausagers would feel like they were fucking a bowl of lukewarm soup.
  5. I'd probably flood her cervix, but only because her shithouse has almost certainly caved in by now.
  6. I'm not entirely fucking sure what kind of reaction you're seeking here. What kind of cunt lives in an HMO with swarthy migrants sporting cum-flecked turbans and fairies riddled with Freddy Mercury poisoning? Nail the cunt's scrotum to a table and stab the bastard in the fucking teeth. This is common sense. It's not fucking rocket science. Wernher von Braun was a cunt.
  7. I wonder if this cunt uses Femfresh on her fucking curtains.
  8. Fuck my dog, what the Christing fuck has been happening here, EC? It seems like a few self-entitled Special Olympic gay shit-the-bed transvestites are vying to be top cunt of the Corner in our absence and it's becoming increasingly apparent that some aren't fit to lick the crust off India Fucking Willoughby's piss-soaked man-labia. I'm entrusting you with electrocuting them to Kingdom Fuck if any of the pastel-haired pronouned cunts turn this place into a plant based haven for homosexual vegans. Caroline Lucas is a cunt, although unsurprisingly, I'd still fuck her until her spleen splits.
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    Elle Darby

    I'd almost certainly bruise her giblets a couple of times, Mr B ...before bludgeoning the cunt to death with either a handy length of scaffold, or perhaps a rugby sock full of unopened Crosse & Blackwell All Day Breakfast cans. They have a satisfying weight to them. Henry Heinz was a cunt.
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    Elle Darby

    Can I suggest the middle names of Volkenrath if it's a Mädchen and Kaltenbrunner if it's a Junge, ratters?
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    Rebel Wilson

    She'll almost certainly need some major corrective surgery in the arse/cunt area, considering the amount of food that's gone through the misshapen-headed talent-vacuum over the years. I doubt it's even worth the effort flipping the sow over, as she'll have an arse like an abandoned Russian diamond mine, clearly something you'd be able to step thigh-deep into. I'd probably still fuck her if I were at a loose end though. Then drown her.
  12. To be fair EC, once it has set and the focus of my attention has been submerged in a lonely stretch of the Clyde, bubbles in the concrete would be the least of my concerns. I'd have garroted the cunt to the point of asphyxiation in any case, so that I could bathe in their last seconds of panic when their lungs emptied for the last time. I'm not an unreasonable man.
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    Hrh ,Ponce Andrew

    Of course, in the real world, this intellect-resistant nonce would be strung up by his foreskin and beaten into a barely recognisable mass of faeces and offal via the medium of a tyre lever. If ever there was a bloke needing Sutcliffed, it's this cunt.
  14. Hmm. A ginger...and therefore not what one could accurately describe as odourless. I imagine her bouquet to be something approaching between a putrescent Aldi Brie and a weeping yeast infection. Yeah, I'd fuck her though...most likely with something from the Hilti range. I think that commie cunt Kamala Harris is probably a bit dirty. I'd definitely bruise her fucking kidneys, before electrocuting her. Keith Relf was a cunt.
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