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  1. You're making me simultaneously queasy and erect. Would you like a Roman shower?
  2. Decimus

    Elon Musk

    To be fair, my very first thought upon seeing anyone caucasian in Thailand is that they are undoubtedly a nonce. If said honky then has a reckless disregard for their own life in order to enter a dark cave full of children with not a camera in sight, my suspicions are subsequently doubled. All that being said, I'm highly surprised about the time that Bill absolutely begged Mrs. Roops to provide incontrovertible proof that he was posting from Thailand. I'm not suggesting that he's a child sex tourist, but he certainly has a lot of questions to answer.
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    Shape of things to come

    Ten years?! I'm ready to stick my head in the fucking oven after two years of hearing about it on a near constant daily basis. The thought of spending the next decade listening to Owen Jones squeaking in faggot speak about how unfair it all is, plus Jacob Rees Mogg demanding that the island of Britain be towed 1000 miles further west into the Atlantic for the hardest of Brexits, is enough to make me want to cut my dick off and bleed to death. Both sides are an utter fucking disgrace and should get on with it in complete and utter silence.
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    Shape of things to come

    I find myself feeling rather conflicted tonight. I've granted the Stubbinator two likes in recognition of a rare couple of instances of wit, yet feel a not inconsiderable amount of disgust at his Snatch-like, lackadaisical treatment of your/you're.
  5. I sincerely doubt that Frank's tiny T-Rex arms would be capable of lifting a banana, let alone a midget Chinese woman. One can only assume that he acquired Ming by more nefarious means.
  6. What an awful image to contemplate. Your little bullet nestled within a thatch of sparse, silver hair, a solitary drop of precum glistening like a tear at your Jap's eye as your genitals reminisce about a youth and pitch black pubes that were left behind in a bygone era.
  7. I can't even begin to imagine. The Chinese in general are renowned for their uncouth manners, so it's a testament to your patience that you have yet to shove her fat, squinty fucking face into her own boiling hot peanut oil.
  8. Shooting a child at point blank range in its face is less of a crime than giving it some sweets and a tickle in the back of a transit van You make me fucking sick.
  9. I'm afraid that you can consider yourself reported.
  10. Decimus

    Toss pot hypocrites.

    Did you see that godawful fucking remake with Will "Getting Niggy With it" Smith in?
  11. Currently travelling home from a course on a sweatbox of a train completely packed full of fucking idiots from Norfolk who have spent the day in "that there London" and are suitably excited like a group of fucking Neanderthals who have been confronted with a tin opener. Some tattooed, disgusting fucking slapper of a mother has dumped her two kids on my table whilst she has swanned further up the aisle to sit with her husband. I've now spent an hour with some tart's kids completely against my fucking will and if I had a gun I'd shoot her, her ugly fucking kids and everyone else on the train. I hope the next time this stupid slag inflicts her children on passengers she sits them with a brutal nonce who abducts them and fucking kills them dead.
  12. Decimus

    Toss pot hypocrites.

    The only box I want to see him in is one six feet under and alive with maggots.
  13. Decimus

    Toss pot hypocrites.

    I suffered the indignation of Mumford and Sons in Mrs D's cuntmobile for a period of three months a number of years ago. I almost look back on it with fondness now that she's in her George Ezra phase.