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    Somewhere the Hills would have eyes....If we had any hills.
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  1. Decimus

    Grindr racism

    I preferred it when you were dead. Fuck off.
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    Grindr racism

    Outright discrimination based upon a person's race is of course disgusting. However, trying to dictate to someone that their sexual preference is somehow morally corrupt because they aren't attracted to someone with big burger nipples and nappy hair is fucking outrageous. I don't have an issue with ethnic minorities, but I'll be damned if I'm going to be openly criticised for stating that I don't find black people attractive. I don't, but I also don't particularly like blondes either. Nothing to do with race, just a preference. You're still a despicable shit stabbing poof mind you.
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    Useless scientists

    Theorising that one could time travel within his own life time, Doctor Stubby Pecker stepped into the wood chipper...and vanished.
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    Mums Net

    Rattling the twenty aubergines inside his cavernous arsehole to send an S.O.S. Morse code message to any sexually aggressive seaman on the high seas with a penchant for Jesus Creepers and wigs.
  5. Decimus

    A Haunting In Norfolk

    I'm sweet on him, what of it? Ordinarily I wouldn't look at another man, but your silence today regarding the earwigs shooting down one of Vlad's planes has left me feeling disenfranchised.
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    A Haunting In Norfolk

    This is eerily quite close to the truth, Jiggeroony. I used to be a regular worshipper of beak, numerous pills, barbiturates for comedowns, mushrooms and bog standard weed. Nowadays, the only drugs I regularly touch are my little paper Panda squares, you can't beat a bit of microdosing before a full council meeting or a parents evening.
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    Asian peodo rings getting govn attension

    I imagine that it's a tie. With all the tawdry shit-stabbing they have allegedly been involved in, I'd wager that their cocks look like a couple of moles that have had their heads stamped on.
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    Reported I'm afraid, you make me sick.
  9. Decimus

    social decline

    Could you imagine him attempting to wash himself in a hotel shower cubicle? His spindly Mr. Tickle arms and legs would have to be bent double like some sort of circus freak Slenderman to stand any chance of being able to douche his brutally tattered arsehole.
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    social decline

    I can imagine it now. Two cancerous old bald cunts shuffling into a French greasy spoon, one with goose shit covering the front of his hospital gown, the other struggling to keep a pair of five year old's jeans from falling loose and exposing his perfectly bald cock. Both clenching their arseholes together to keep the remains of their ravaged prostates from falling to the floor and becoming the plat principal.
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    Did you ever see the cunt's dad? I doubt a pug would fuck it, let alone a majestic weimaraner.
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    social decline

    Much the same as your primary carer dumping you out of your mobility scooter onto a changing mat so some other poor cunt can change your soiled nappy.
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    I don't know what's wrong with me, Drew. Maybe I've turned into a big fucking poof, but I find myself not seeing the humour in a pregnant woman being flogged then hanged after giving birth
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    I'm afraid that I don't find this humorous, Eavens It makes me feel absolutely sick to the pit of my stomach that I belong to the same species as someone who could pronounce this sentence upon another human being. Fucking disgusting.
  15. Decimus

    Pseudo homeless beggars

    Imagine the state of her fanny.