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    Reggie Kray popped his pink slippers a five minute walk from my office in a pub now called The Townhouse. I go there at lunchtime a few times a week, and I can confirm that the condom machine is haunted.
  2. Thankfully, half of it, along with Jazz's Wendy House, fell into the sea a few years ago. If we're swapping horror stories, I went to Clacton last year to visit someone I lived with at University. If that wasn't ghastly enough, I persuaded them after much haggling to drive us through Jaywick so I could gawp at the natives. Why on Earth doesn't Tendring Council carpet bomb it, salt the earth and deport the animals that inhabit it to the Calais Jungle?
  3. More insidious and disgusting than that, Great Yarmouth Borough Council. Absolute vermin.
  4. I suppose that one of the benefits of living in a house built of breeze blocks painted yellow to mimic oolitic Cotswold limestone, is that there's no chance of it burning to the ground every night you fall asleep pissed up whilst clutching a roll up between your disturbingly feminine fingers.
  5. He did. I can't begin to describe the pleasure I derived from reporting to him to the relevant departments at GYBC.
  6. Spot on. As a child I never saw the colour of someone's skin. In fact, until relatively recently, including on here, I was pretty liberal in the true sense of the word and felt absolutely no animosity towards our African cousins. But for the past few years the radical left has used identity politics to demonise white males. I'm not going to sit back and take the sort of bigotry I have never subjected them to.
  7. His head used to terrify me when I was a nipper. Looking back, my childhood was full of blacks on kids TV. Akabusi, Dave Benson Phillips, Andi Peters and this cunt: How's that for fucking diversity, 25 years before you even thought of the word, Shola?
  8. Permanently banned. Lololololololol Fuck off.
  9. The aforementioned Afua Hirsch has been lapping up all this shit as well Despite it having absolutely no fucking relevance to the topic of discussion, she keeps bringing up the British Empire in every interview she gives about Markle. It's a scary thought, but after listening to dozens of angry fuzzies talking shit for weeks, Lenny Henry is currently my favourite black purely by virtue of not offering up an opinion on this.
  10. A graduate of the Afua Hirsch and David Lammy school of talking absolute bollocks, this lippy fucking harridan has been squawking all over the media about the (nonexistent) racism that poor old Mucky Megan has been subjected to in Britain. Now I hate Philip Schofield as much as the next heterosexual man, but when interviewing this fucking frothing maniac, he said that he'd reviewed all the criticism Mucky Meg has received, and cannot identify any of it as racist (because it isn't). After sucking her teeth and spitting on the floor, Shola whinged that she was "exhausted" at trying to explain why the media's treatment of Markle was racist. When pushed some more and asked to give specific examples, she raged "Let me explain what racism looks like from the lens of white privilege. White privilege whitewashes racist and inflammatory language as unconscious bias. It perpetuates the bigotry of intolerant white people as ignorant, it defends and protects their private views once spoken as misspeak, and then it camouflages racist behaviour as error of judgement". Which is a long winded way of saying "It's racist because all white people are racist because I said so". Her "evidence" of white racism consists of obfuscating by using random PC buzzwords strung together in an incomprehensible rant. It makes absolutely no fucking sense and doesn't answer anything. I doubt it occurs to her that by accusing an entire race of prejudice based on no evidence whatsoever, she is in fact the racist in this situation. Shola, get off the fucking telly, spark up a joint, and focus on being irie instead of irate. Silly black cunt.
  11. His mother fucked everything else in God's creation, so I'm not surprised she let an extinct fowl sling one up her rancid cunt.
  12. You should take your own advice.
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