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Decimus

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About Decimus

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    Norfolk'n'good

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    Somewhere the Hills would have eyes....If we had any hills.
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    Fuck off.

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  1. Decimus

    'Sir' Lenny Henry

    You've already lost Bill and Quincy because of the falling standards around here, in no small part due to your complete inability to stir things up anymore. Until you've issued a full and frank apology, you've lost me too. I won't be logging in again until it's been issued. Enjoy ogling Stubby's various screenshots of Nuts magazine and the fresh and innovative humour of Withers.
  2. Decimus

    'Sir' Lenny Henry

    Unless he was beeping like the fucking road runner, it wasn't him. Under the terms of his probation, Stubby's electronic tag goes off whenever he reaches a distance of five miles away from Gloucester city centre.
  3. Decimus

    'Sir' Lenny Henry

    As part of the interview process there's a basic literacy test. You have your answer.
  4. Decimus

    'Sir' Lenny Henry

    I don't share power, and Eric is a leader, not a minion. I need malleable foot soldiers, and you'll do as you're fucking told. You can't help it, you're French.
  5. Decimus

    'Sir' Lenny Henry

    I'm starting from scratch and putting out recruitment feelers. I know that you've always wanted a seat at the top table, so, theoretically speaking, would you be interested in joining a clique?
  6. Decimus

    'Sir' Lenny Henry

    There is no clique, you hapless retard. Have you not noticed that Bubba, Bill and Quincy have been bored to fucking tears and called it a day? Thanks in no small part to the repetitive fucking drivel that you spew out. The Clique is dead, I'm the last man standing. The rats have fled, but a captain goes down with his ship.
  7. Decimus

    Samantha Jones

    Why are you still here? You were warned to get funny or pack up your old kit bag and fuck off. You haven't made me laugh so clear off.
  8. Decimus

    Fireworks

    AGREED.
  9. Decimus

    The Cenotaph Anorak v2.0

    Whereas whenever I read anything that you post, the only thing that I can hear is a trombone solo, you fat fucking cunt.
  10. Decimus

    The Cenotaph Anorak v2.0

    "Shadow" Home Secretary is an apt description. I imagine that as she stomps through the dark and dingy halls of Westminster she is nigh on fucking invisible on overcast days.
  11. Decimus

    Northern Rail

    You fucking cunt, you beat me to it, I was in the middle of penning (pun intended) a withering assault on train fanatics when you popped up. You've said it all, nothing left for me to add.
  12. Decimus

    Guess the next tax

    Pen, I'm currently petitioning Mrs. R to get Stubby banned. I'll add you to the PM thread that Frank and I have started to gather evidence on.
  13. Decimus

    Samantha Jones

    I've been appalled by this worm's attitude of late. Can I be so bold as to suggest that any further nonsense on his part will be dealt with accordingly i.e. two weeks in The Cooler?
  14. Decimus

    Fireworks

    You've been warned by Mrs.R to leave my other half out of your disgusting diatribes, fictional poof or otherwise. Consider yourself reported.
  15. Decimus

    Fireworks

    You spazzy little fucking cunt.
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