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    Somewhere the Hills would have eyes....If we had any hills.
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  1. The Minister for Loneliness

    She's holed Bill below the waterline, that much is undeniable. Although, if he is any sort of clique member, even a runt, all he needs to do is trawl the archives at our HQ to find ample material to land a TKO.
  2. The Minister for Loneliness

    I doubt that Drew's even capable of pedalling one of those rickshaw things around London. Not only are his tiny, atrophied legs ill-suited for driving anything other than a Sinclair C5, the cunt is constantly off of his face on Frosty Jack's.
  3. The Minister for Loneliness

    Stay the fuck out of this, Stubby.
  4. The Minister for Loneliness

    Deal. I'll ask the darkie Uber driver for directions.
  5. The Minister for Loneliness

    Speaking as a simple union rep with a clipboard and inflated opinion of himself, who doesn't own a shirt that hasn't been stained by baby sick and the mascara of a manically depressed wife, I really don't think I'd fit in, do you?
  6. The Minister for Loneliness

    @Frank what are your thoughts on the events of today?
  7. The Minister for Loneliness

    They wouldn't be seen dead with an ex-member of the Auxiliary Lancashire Special Needs Potato Peeling Yeomanry.
  8. Bayreuth Tapestry returns

    It's just a shame that none of you northern bottle-jobs ever had the gumption to stop beating the fuck out of your women and turn your aggression onto our many historical foreign invaders. As usual it was left to East-Anglian heroes such as Boudicca and Hereward the Wake to get stuck in and do the business. You useless cunts couldn't even stop the jocks from crossing the border and stealing your sheep for half the middle-ages.
  9. The Minister for Loneliness

    I've got Bill ahead by a nose at the moment. It was almost a knock out blow when Roops delivered the BigBowBalls right hook alongside bringing up Bill's stint sex trafficking in the Far East. However, the boy came back with a killer riposte and seems to be on his way to a points victory.
  10. The Minister for Loneliness

    Ding is on the beasts wing at Armley prison. Are you enjoying the battle between Roops and Bill? Who would you say is up at half time?
  11. The Minister for Loneliness

    I'm not fussy. I've only got two rules. One is that you give me at least half of your like allocation for the week, and the other is that you hate Stubby and slander his children at least once a month.
  12. The Minister for Loneliness

    I'm surprised you dare show your face around here after Dead-dadgate. What the fuck have you got to say for yourself?
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  15. Piles

    Not with all the rampant cock traffic that enters your arse it won't. Lol.