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    Somewhere the Hills would have eyes....If we had any hills.
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  1. Decimus

    My left foot.

    I have also reported Stubby for this flagrant breach of the site's rules. As a slithering fucking worm with a belly wet with grass dew, he has chosen to live and die by the grass-encrusted sword, so I hope he faces the consequences. Roops, fuck this pebble-hoarding cunt off immediately.
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    Fergus Wilson

    Fuck off Ding, you filthy northern, absolute fucking pervert.
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    My left foot.

    No wonder he's a downy little fucking mong, the mother's that old her pussy's haunted. @Stubby Pecker thoughts?
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    The Pen Inn Roundabout at Newton Abbot

    I'm sorry but this blatant piece of plagiarism just doesn't have the rock star appeal of my vastly superior Postwick Hub nomination. The next time they dig up the A380, find yourself a navvy with a bucket of boiling hot tar and stick your fucking head in it.
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    Kendrick Lamar

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    Kendrick Lamar

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    What's the meaning of this brutal and unwarranted assault?
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    Kendrick Lamar

    Fucking hell, Marigold! Whatever happened to him? I'm assuming he must have taken a wrong turn into Aylsham and got himself lynched.
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    £10,000 Feckless millennial scum handout

    Don't feel left out, it clearly states "No dogs".
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    Kendrick Lamar

    I'm well on my fucking way and listening to a selection of nineties tunes that reminds me of times when you could go into a pub and smoke a pack of twenty Benson's and play ten songs on the jukebox for fifty pence. I might have been in the family room drinking panda pops until 2002, but I look back on the pissed up antics of my parents with fond memories.
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    Kendrick Lamar

    Oooo Eric boy, Eric boy, Eric boyyyyy.
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    Kendrick Lamar

    Slightly before my time, but I'm guessing we wouldn't have got on.
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    Kendrick Lamar

    In all my years I don't think that I have ever come across a black man living in Norfolk, either. Drew is clearly a drunken fantasist.
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    Kendrick Lamar

    I hardly think that falling out of your mobility scooter into a steaming pile of dog shit whilst absolutely smashed qualifies you as a member of the brown brotherhood.
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    Presumpteous coach driving cunts

    5 brigades of the 101st airborne parachuted over Normandy in '44 and refused to pull their cords after bumping into Pen on the 14:27 Chelmsford to Liverpool Street a week before Operation Overlord.