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About Decimus

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    Somewhere the Hills would have eyes....If we had any hills.
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    Fuck off.

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  1. I'm relying on you to get it right first time, I don't expect to have to sit and wait whilst you fumble about editing your post a dozen times like a fucking amateur.
  2. I'd expect you to pull a last minute edit on some part-time fucking wanker, but not on me. Two other reasons. He detests King Billy and he laughs at my posts. I'm only here to cause trouble and to entertain, so what's not to like about him?
  3. He doesn't have a stupid fucking username for a start.
  4. Listen, cunt, you've been around long enough that I expect you to know the drill. If and when I decide a newbie has outstayed their welcome, I let my displeasure be known. Generally, The Corner will then follow suit, as with King fucking Billy. You're wasting your time manufacturing some tired campaign against MC, I like him and he's here to stay. Fuck off and play with KB.
  5. Decimus

    Best fringe joke

    If anyone else is considering logging on at three in the morning whilst drunk and in the middle of a hissy fit, read the above shit and reconsider. Judge, you're a fucking embarrassment "mate".
  6. Have you bought any grouse or pheasant from Nettles recently?
  7. Decimus

    Best fringe joke

    Yeah, too fucking right. Have these cunts never heard of free speech? It's all shits and giggles and Snowflake this, SJW that, until someone calls you a nonce, isn't it? Thin-skinned, hypocritical wanker.
  8. I imagine that you're the go to guy for all things esoterical on The Corner, what with you looking like a cross between Russell Grant and Davros the Dalek. Lol. Fuck off.
  9. What have you had for breakfast this morning, Judge? Sausage I'd wager, a big jumbo one. Lol lol. Fat queer cunt.
  10. Decimus

    Jason Marles

    Do you fucking want some?
  11. Decimus

    Jason Marles

    He's welcome to put in appearance at my house, along with his baying pack of bloodthirsty hounds. I haven't seen the ginger cunt yet, but I don't own a dog and the shit I stepped in in my back garden wasn't from a cat. If I catch the fucker, he'll be wishing he bumped into some posh cunt dressed like a twat instead of me.
  12. Oh look, Richard Littlejohn has suffered a catastrophic brain injury and joined The Corner. Wind your neck in you little cunt, or I'll find you and shove my Article 50 up your clich├ęd, tattered arsehole. You've been warned.
  13. It's relatively normal for a man of 47 years to have a bit of meat on his bones. I'm probably not the first person to say it, but you'll never be the whip-thin lead singer of a trendy young indie band. Give your eating disorder back to the Olsen twins, start dressing your fucking age and accept that you're more Rick Astley than Alex Turner.
  14. Fuck off, Arthur, you nonsensical part-time fucking wanker.
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