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    Somewhere the Hills would have eyes....If we had any hills.
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  1. Decimus

    Russian Flag over Salisbury

    After spending half of the Sunday service ladling your blood tinged spunk out of the christening font, you can hardly blame him for being a bit grouchy.
  2. Decimus

    Shamina Begum

    She wouldn't get a fucking sniff unless she dipped her head in a bag of flour, the rag heads up north have more refined tastes than their desert counterparts.
  3. Decimus

    Shamina Begum

    Of course. I drank a bottle of vodka and was sick all over my mum's brand new cream carpet, and I don't regret it to this day, it was fucking hilarious, as was the way she completely lost her shit. That's a bit different to flying half way across the world and joining a terrorist organisation that beheads anyone who doesn't believe in their twisted doctrine. I was never that much of a rascal. Fuck her, let her rot.
  4. Decimus

    Shamina Begum

    Someone's knockin' at the door. Somebody's ringing the bell. Lol.
  5. Decimus

    Shamina Begum

    You can fucking have him, the big nosed, duel losing cunt.
  6. Decimus

    Shamina Begum

    ...Probably the biggest cunt ever born.
  7. Decimus

    BREXIT Part XI

    And then the ghost of Nelson will rise up and smite the whole bally lot of 'em, whilst angels sing 'Land of Hope and Glory'. Deluded fucking idiot.
  8. Decimus

    Shamina Begum

    Cliff's guaranteed to be the one on the far right, perfectly positioned as ever.
  9. Decimus

    Cunts who confuse plus fours with plus twos

    Was it for sharing an identical IP address with Sidney Cooke's prison cell laptop? I'm sure that it was just a total coincidence.
  10. Decimus

    Shamina Begum

    All of who?
  11. Decimus

    Shamina Begum

    What's your agenda here, Sebastian?
  12. Decimus

    Panorama cunts

    I'm off for a couple of weeks, when I return I don't expect to see Pen here. Deal with it.
  13. Decimus

    Panorama cunts

    Agreed, but this was, as you state, always the position of a minority within the Conservative party and can't be argued as a right wing example of classic Conservatism that Blair aped. Regardless of whether anybody agrees with what Blair did in government, on balance, despite elements of centre-right policies, his administration was largely centre-left. He described himself as being on that side of the political spectrum, and most political commentators without a serious left wing bias have assessed that to be the case.
  14. Decimus

    Trinket collectors

    Thank fucking God.
  15. Decimus

    Trinket collectors

    Ernie bangs the sound and no one's spoken since half-past four.