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Decimus

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About Decimus

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    Somewhere the Hills would have eyes....If we had any hills.
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    Fuck off.

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  1. Decimus

    Menstruating Trannies

    He fucking better not be, he told me he was on the pill.
  2. Decimus

    Unfunny fuckers

    They all look the same to me.
  3. Decimus

    Unfunny fuckers

    Band of Gold Cathy Tyson, I'm a sucker for a grubby Black in fishnets.
  4. Decimus

    Unfunny fuckers

    I'm sat in my mistress's PCH Ford Focus car at Sheringham Tescos. She's gone in to buy me southern fried chicken mini fillets and sweet potato fries, plus a mini bottle of own brand sauvignon blanc. I won't go in with her partly because I can't risk being seen by anyone, but mainly because she looks a bit like Cathy Tyson and I refuse to be seen in public with it.
  5. Decimus

    Unfunny fuckers

    Withers included me in a snivelling PM to Roops and Proper asking for his account to be deleted after his libellous post about my wife was deleted. What do you think about that?
  6. Decimus

    Unfunny fuckers

    "I got 99 problems but my like-to-post ratio ain't one"
  7. Decimus

    Menstruating Trannies

    I imagine that the sodium content in your traditional Caledonian diet would render you dead within minutes.
  8. Decimus

    Menstruating Trannies

    How does it feel to be a trend setter? You were doing the whole deviant tranny act 60 years before it became fashionable. Now it's socially acceptable for men to have fantasy periods, I intend to recreate Roops's iconic photo this afternoon by mounting my desk and shoving a lil-let up my arsehole.
  9. Decimus

    Menstruating Trannies

    In this brave new world where having a pendulous set of humongous bollocks doesn't stop you from calling yourself Martha instead of Arthur and having sit down pisses in female toilets, I thought I had seen it all. Enter Brighton and Hove City council, a vipers nest full of "progressive" freaks, whale-watchers and cock-sucking faggot deviants. Said council has issued advice to schools within the district that teachers should be encouraged to tell their classes that boys, men and non-binary genders can have periods as well as girls and women. Going even further, bins for menstruation products will also be provided in male toilets. I don't know what they put in the water in Brighton, other than semen of course, but they have quite clearly lost the fucking plot. You can shove a bloke into a high heels, let him into female-only spaces and allow him to walk down the aisle in a dress in order to marry some other fucking pervert. But he will never have a period or give birth despite the fantasy life he is allowed to live by society because... HE IS A FUCKING MAN. I know plenty of five year olds who'd like to be a dog or a cat, but you wouldn't replace toilets in infant schools with lamp posts and litter boxes. This endless pandering to a degenerate minority has got to stop.
  10. Decimus

    Unfunny fuckers

    The irony of you appearing on a thread titled 'Unfunny Fuckers' is certainly not lost on me. Now all we need is for Withers to turn up and bang on incessantly about beans whilst Frank posts another video of himself looking like a complete cunt in a pair of £500 slippers.
  11. Decimus

    Unfunny fuckers

    Whilst I agree that any reality TV spastic that laughs maniacally at their own '70's time warp humour (I'm looking at every disgusting fat slob on Gogglebox) needs an immediate shivving in the throat, it's the cry-baby sob story peddlars that are the real villains of the piece. The sort of cunt so desperate to win that they immediately begin an hour long dirge about how their child has got leukaemia and immediately wheel the half-dead little cunt out onto a stage, drip and all, to be gawped at by a garrulous mob of brain dead fucking simpletons. To top it all off, the viewer then has to contend with a generic format of Ant/Dec/Schofield/token black staring mournfully at the camera like a puppy that's been caught shitting on the kitchen floor.
  12. Decimus

    Lord of the Cunts

    Fucking hell, I opened the Corner and saw something from Wolfie that had me laughing harder than I have done in a very long time on here. I sign in to give it a well deserved like and it was gone! I particularly liked the end insult and plan on inserting it into numerous pieces of correspondence in the future.
  13. Decimus

    Street 'Performers'

    It hasn't changed.
  14. Decimus

    Lord of the Cunts

    Your PMs to him would suggest otherwise.
  15. Decimus

    Lord of the Cunts

    The blackest pot in the history of tea making.
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