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Decimus

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About Decimus

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    Norfolk'n'good

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    Somewhere the Hills would have eyes....If we had any hills.
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    Fuck off.

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  1. It's clear that you have got neither family or friends, otherwise you wouldn't have made 80 posts this bank holiday weekend. You truly are a sad, pathetic excuse of a human being. I'd pity you if you weren't such a fucking cunt.
  2. https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/apr/19/church-group-to-hold-washington-event-despite-fda-warnings-against-miracle-cure?espv=1 A religion I can get behind. Lol Fuck off
  3. He did, until one June day in 1982. Little Eric answered a knock at his door and was confronted with a peculiar sight. Stood before him was a disheveled man in arseless chaps wearing a bowler hat with a Casio watch hanging on a chain from a heavily spunk stained waistcoat. Eric wasn't sure what the man said, due to the fact that he was a dirty northern fucking bastard. Nonetheless, the shit dripping down his leg led little E to believe that he must want to use the facilities. Being a conscientious little cunt, Eric allowed him into his house. Ten minutes later after issuing a string of terrifying sexually enraged howls from upstairs, the gentleman reappeared, doffed his cap, and minced out of the door. And that's how Punkape got his first ever hamster up his arsehole.
  4. Why can't she be like other normal south Africans and shoot the little cunts.
  5. I'm not surprised. You were born with sideburns and a nine inch dick.
  6. Spot on! I wasn't aware of it until a few years ago when clips of it were on some talking head programme about the 80s. Fucking brilliant, they don't make 'em like that anymore. Nowadays you have to make do with James Corden never moving his fat fucking face away from the Autocue.
  7. The worst double act since Fleetwood and Fox. Fuck right off you pair of unbearable wankers.
  8. That's as bad an attempt to pass the buck as a German refusing to apologise for the actions of his country during the war because he "didn't know that the Jews were being gassed."
  9. It's pretty decent to be fair, as long as you don't end up there when it's full of wankers from NCFC on a jolly.
  10. They were already selling that at £4.50 a pint seven years ago here, I'd hate to think what they're charging now. Still, anything is better than Carling regardless of the price.
  11. I hate to find myself agreeing with you, but here we are. I used to love The Kings Head a few years ago. Great location on the broad, cheap and easy food that was nonetheless perfectly cooked and did the trick. I was shocked when I visited last month. Despite Wroxham being quite well heeled in general, the place was packed full of utter fucking scum. Mostly late middle aged couples, the women being pissed, mouthy and uniformally dressed in sequins, whilst the blokes were all to a man dressed in cheap off the peg suits. I originally thought it was a coach party from Yarmouth, but upon making a few enquiries, it appears that the clientele these days are almost exclusively of that ilk. The food was fucking dog shit as well.
  12. I don't know. Make me laugh, you feckless wanker.
  13. A man's entitled to a few reach arounds if he's willing to turn a blind eye to five or six blatant health and safety violations. The LGPS isn't what it was, the job's got to have some perks.
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