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About nocti

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  1. Richard Osman

    You forgot "fuck off" Wiz you silly bastard!
  2. Cunting Australian Flu

    The stupid cunt calls everyone else a pervert, when his own body is practically a fleshy petri-dish of every STI known to man. His arse must be as well travelled and weathered as Attenborough's passport. As well as this antipodean flu, I hope he gets into a hit and run with a fucking meteor.
  3. Cunting Australian Flu

    You are a cunt, Spunkers.
  4. 'shithole countries'

    Albert is a fucking spastic, has no avatar, and eats cum off malted milks.
  5. People Who Talk About Ancestry

    Well that was uncalled for.
  6. People Who Talk About Ancestry

    You should know, envious as you are of even the homeless people that loiter around your lonely, filth-ridden shithole, you disfigured old sow. I hope your next repeat prescription of xanax gets mixed up with a bulk order of cyanide.
  7. Dennis K

    Where the fuck did you gestate from all of a sudden? Fuck right off.
  8. Dennis K

    Anyone else fancy this one? Except for his stepdad of course.
  9. Heartbreak

    I fucking hate cats, Pen. I made that abundantly clear on another thread tainted by your utter shite. Since this is such a fucking ridiculous mistake, that even a haggard old flid like yourself surely couldn't make, one must assume that the whole charade is entirely fabricated, and the only thing involving "blind" in your life, is the affliction that has cursed every bloke/animal who's ever been anywhere near your dreadlocked, dusty old fanny. Lol. Fuck off.
  10. Heartbreak

    Pen, you utter spastic. If this is some made up roleplay bollocks, then you are one sad old cat-hoarding slapper. But then, if it is indeed true, or even exaggerated, then you are undoubtedly one of the thickest fucking cunts I've ever had the misfortune of coming into contact with, and I wish you at the very least a terrible 2018.
  11. Gwyneth Paltrow's coffee enemas

    At the risk of sounding like a bit of a poofter, it depends on what it stinks of, and whether the nearest pub to you has Old Rosie on tap.
  12. Gwyneth Paltrow's coffee enemas

    I just got pointed to this post via a quote notification Bubs, so I can only imagine you were up to no good you cheeky fucking cunt. I demand an explanation, an apology, and one of the best wanks you've ever given; and I don't give a fuck what order they're in.
  13. Gwyneth Paltrow's coffee enemas

    More importantly, would you have to stand at the end of the counter with your fucking arse held aloft, waiting for your name to be shouted out? I imagine this particular phenomenon would be picked up by the Viz Profanisaurus, and quite rightfully be named a "Punkape Gape".
  14. Funeral attending

    If I have a word of personal advice to give you Neil, should you end up actually attending, it's don't get shitfaced beforehand, then wait for everyone to come out of the church with your pockets full of confetti.
  15. Pugs & French Bulldogs