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  1. I love how that line precedes such a scathing rant which is delivered immediately after receiving applause, for what seems like a genuinely heartfelt and profound tribute to his son. He wears his influences on his sleeve, but No Cure For Cancer and Lock and Load have some fucking great harangues in them.
  2. Absolutely. I was actually discussing this with a friend not so long ago. With all the fanny in the world at their command, John goes for an absolutely fucking batshit slanter, whose autobiography will end up being written in her own shit and menstrual blood; and Paul Mc-fuckwit-Cartney settles for some ropy kale-weaving livestock-bothering yank with all the charm and charisma of Andy Murray losing at scrabble. Baffling as all fuck.
  3. Whilst I'm no Neil, I am however notorious for having perilously low standards. But if just this "woman" and I were the last living beings on earth, given the task of procreating to further the existence of humanity, for the very sake of future generations and their dignity, I would have to fuck her up the arse.
  4. I think it should be solely reserved for those who fucking watch it.
  5. Bit harsh Pen, he speaks highly of you.
  6. I still have my fingers crossed that his curiously bass-baritone vocals are due to a rare and untreatable form of throat cancer.
  7. Someone asked him the other day what the "J" stood for in Donald J Trump. He replied "Genius."
  8. Do handjobs tend to go through PAYE, Neil?
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    Being English

    According to the internet, sticking with the theme of the geek cunt thread, England is the galactic empire, and Churchill was Palpatine. We've turned the world and everybody in it to shit, and deserve to be punished perpetually (at least the white heterosexual males do at the moment). Despite the fact that for ages before that, it was invaded more times than David Walliams' arsehole, and was the world's punching bag/petri dish for generations. Oh, and Great Britain/United Kingdom/England are all synonymous apparently. Saying that, social media is now home to a cacophony of voices emanating from the types of people that were previously reduced to ranting shit like this out on the streets/down the pub, much to the tired sighs and replies of "shut the fuck up" from people with at least a hint of common sense. So it's not to be taken even remotely to heart.
  10. I must say, seeing two people being simultaneously ripped apart like big-titted blondes in a zombie film is fucking great entertainment now the new Partridge series has finished. It makes it even better that one is a living caricature of Shrek with the political discernment of a shat nappy, and the other is a games workshop dwelling shag-shy wanker whose own glasses won't sit on his face. As you were...
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    Mary Lou

    I find this O'Fensive. Dumb cunt.
  12. That's actually a fair comment. I felt inspired for a moment, but alas, anything involving that twunt is destined to fail miserably.
  13. Just what the site needs when it's already saturated with piles of the turgid shit... Another Pen thread.
  14. I bet she can't stand having her picture taken.
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