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  1. nocti

    Fat Horses

    Whilst it doesn't explicitly attack their weight or size, I thought it was still relevant Stubs.
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    Captain's send off

    Just what the Corner needs, a humourless animal rights activist. PETA Kay, if you will.
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    Captain's send off

    Don't knock it 'til you've tried it, I suppose. How much do you pay?
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    Captain's send off

    I'm not a fan of doxxing people, Rev. I think it's much better and far more respectful for everybody to remain anonymous to a certain extent; but if I may... you're not the Dalai Lama are you?
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    Captain's send off

    You could also argue that there are people out there without a pot to piss in, living off baked beans and scampi fries (not mentioning any names), whilst some choose to eat in Michelin star restaurants. It's their money, and they're free to do whatever the fuck they like with it. They may also say they've worked hard for it, whilst you stand on train platforms with your cock out all day.
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    Ironically introducing a song

    Isn't that snowy's Eminem tribute act?
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    No speak the English .

    I'd take either of these over the Villa any day. Unless that was your next guess, Jude.
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    Beauty and The Flid

    Knowing you as well as I think I do Scotty, is this another euphemism?
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    Beauty and The Flid

    Very astute Roops. 10 seconds was indeed a deliberate understatement. The point being made was that I very quickly created an image to make a stupid retort, and uploaded it just as quickly to one of the first links on Google when "image host" is searched, without any intent (believe it or not) to bring down the bourgeois. Anyway, no harm done I assume. I'll leave this here. When all is said and done, I like you Roops. You have spunk, and balls; and I like that in a woman.
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    Beauty and The Flid

    Fucking reported as fuck you sick cunt. I don't even have to click it. Just the thumbnail alone is a distressing and sobering reminder of his constant refusal to drop dead. As for the cybershite; the picture was made minutes before being posted on here, and had as much chance of having any viruses as the Dalai Lama's yellow little willy. My guess is that it was so cutting-edge in its organic ferocity, that the only retaliation was to nuke it from the site, and tarnish its legacy with slander. There was simply no coming back from such a savage vanquishment, and in a flurry of awe and frustration, the only resort was a passive-aggressive OTT display of mod power and influence. Sneaky stuff indeed. Nah it was a pile of shit. Genuinely baffled about the security stuff though. Ah well, fuck it.
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    Beauty and The Flid

    I'm no Jazz; I created it in about 10 seconds on my phone, using the stock android image editor. It was hosted on imgbb though, but then so were many others that I've linked to on here. No idea what the problem is or where it originated; but if it's invasive, sneaks in from the back, and causes damage then my money's on @Neil.
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    Beauty and The Flid

    I find it highly unlikely anyone is going to say "Looks like a nice chap, and he's done well there." It's best for everyone involved, and for the greater good in general, if he's called an ugly spastic, she's called a below par slapper, and we all get on with our day. It's kept the site going this long.
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    Beauty and The Flid

    Why? Where's your self-esteem? A good bath and a bit of a lippy, and you could probably get a mong of your own.
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    Beauty and The Flid

    As Judge rightly pointed out, it's fundamentally all about publicity, and no doubt money. If they had simply crossed paths on the street, she wouldn't have given him a second glance, unless it was to mutter "look at the state of that window-licking fucking scoper". Anyway, the above pic is rather flattering. Sure he is belming above his weight, but she's not that nice. Pretty soon, when the sex robots take over, he'll land something a lot classier.
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    The 'Gaming' Industry

    That's quite philosophical for you, Neil. Have you had your fill of tits for the day?