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Earl of Punkape

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About Earl of Punkape

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    Male
  • Location
    Chelsea and Cheshire
  • Interests
    The markets,golf, Catholicism,
    Eradicating socialism.

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  1. Earl of Punkape

    Cunts who put “sauce” bottle on the table

    The return of button mushroom..... lol. You probably have a plastic bottle of salad cream on your table... lol.
  2. Earl of Punkape

    Cunts who put “sauce” bottle on the table

    What u avin on yer chips ? I make my own mayonnaise, bearnaise and hollondaise....
  3. I’m not averse to an excellent tomato or mushroom ketchup.Brown sauces are repellent and consumed mostly by the underclass. Such sauces and other condiments should be served in the correct cruets or receptacles.I have solid silver Queen Anne cruets and George II pouring boats. Gurning fuckwits litter their formica tables with plastic bottles of nauseous, additive filled, liquid gunge.These cunts also spray their horrid repasts with cheap vinegar to compound their imbecility. Fuck off.
  4. Earl of Punkape

    Beauty and The Flid

    Thanks......my knowledge of plantation slave patois is limited. lol. Fuck off.
  5. Earl of Punkape

    People using my living room as a garage

    Hitler should have turned the concentration camps into giant baked bean factories to supply the troops on the Russian Front.
  6. Earl of Punkape

    Beauty and The Flid

    I sho' is powerful hungry, where am dat button mushrooms boss ? lol.
  7. Earl of Punkape

    Captain's send off

    You could apply to be the assistant cock inspector. Lol.
  8. Earl of Punkape

    Captain's send off

    Perhaps you could travel to railway stations across the country and become a cock inspector, zipping up organs,applying ointment or a hot poultice when applicable...... lol. Fuck off.
  9. Earl of Punkape

    Preachy Gillette Ad

    Black men should be taught to cultivate button mushrooms to put in your ghastly casseroles... lol.
  10. Earl of Punkape

    People using my living room as a garage

    Why have you cut your civil partner’s tackle off ?
  11. Earl of Punkape

    People using my living room as a garage

    I expect you regularly enjoy a puff-ball... lol.
  12. Earl of Punkape

    People using my living room as a garage

    Button mushrooms are for culinary arseholes.They are tasteless, insipid and served in caffs and canteens to mongs and refuse workers.
  13. Earl of Punkape

    Stupid bird box cunts

    They should bring back national service and compulsory elocution lessons for such deviants.
  14. Earl of Punkape

    People Who Send Their Children To Boarding School

    I vomited on the rhododendrons last night.... lol.
  15. Earl of Punkape

    People Who Send Their Children To Boarding School

    Did you have chips for breakfast? lol.
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