Earl of Punkape

Lol. Swarms funeral.....lol.

Ah it's Swarm's "wife" lol.

Pleb. I have morning dress and the suit was made for me. Oik. lol.

Unsurprisingly none have you have picked up on Stewart being improperly dressed for the occasion as he should have been wearing morning dress. But he is a Scottish pleb. I have my own morning dress.The odd cunt on here may hire it but they'll wear it badly and look like worzel gummidge.

He's dead you thick cunt.

I'll bet you've had Dianne Abbot's arm and Michael Portillos leg up yours... Fuck off.

You can stick that up your civil partner's arse....

From the fat cunt in makeup..... sod off..

I don't say that and you just did. Fuck off faggott.

If you threw a banana at Dianne Abbot you would be arrested. If you threw one at David Furnish he'd stuff it up Elton's arse....

You imply she picks cotton which she doesn't and it used to be a slaves activity so that's not good. She's far too small to be compared to a Siverback Gorilla which can be over 800lb.So you're fucking wrong there. She's not obese. She's not very attractive fair enough.

Where did you appear from and when? A friend of mine can trace his ancestors back to the Norman conquest. They were granted lands near Gloucester in the Domesday Book. I wouldn't suggest he fucks off back to Normandy....maybe you would? Where do you draw the line in the sand and when? Where the fuck did you come from ? Are you Black or Asian?

That I'm afraid is blatantly racist.

I think I'm improving.... You can fuck off as well...

I would have thought a vibrating cactus was more your sort of thing.... lol.

I didn't get where I am today by reading all the drivel posted by cunts like you....

You wouldn't get in my club either. twat.

I wonder what Hitler would have done with this cunt had he turned up for one of the Nuremberg rallies in the late 30's..... Belsen I imagine...

I hear you got bronze in the wheelchair sprint for the Disabled Toilet. twat.

Wales... a hotbed of communist traitors and faggots in the valleys.

Try some curried eggs to settle your stomach.... You fucking lightweight. Was the 3rd pint too much ?

Or Swarm the enthusiastic cabin boy.......lol.

You're a proving to be an utter twat yourself. Have you tried Domestos?

Fuck off faggot.

DMSO is that an abbreviation for Domestos ? (The best bleach)