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Earl of Punkape

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  1. Hopefully you’ll have complications and/or another STD piggy-backed on it. Your genitalia could drop off within weeks.
  2. Reported for Paedo inferences. Another lower middle-class underachiever with an offensive civil partner…. dresses in his and his tracksuits lol.
  3. You’re chippy because you’re lower-middle class and socially shunned by middle-class types and professionals. A decent golf club won’t happen either because of an offensive wife or civil partner and several convictions for assault and indecent exposure. Perhaps a new life in West Africa or Benidorm beckons…
  4. Have arranged your visit to Llama enclosure a Chester Zoo yet ?
  5. With ladles of Paraquat and Weedol…. lol.
  6. I was asking for a friend who has measles…
  7. I haven’t but several services chums have…not a great day out…
  8. Harry and Meegun have AIDS and Ebola so they’re excused too…
  9. I believe he’s playing golf at Royal Windsor. He can’t show his face anywhere else at the moment. He was an honorary member at one of my clubs but he’s been….”not renewed”….
  10. You could be close to offspring with a Peccary.. lol.
  11. God knows where your finger is…unless you have a large Peccary on your lap… lol.
  12. You’re better off at the Zoo…breaking in after Midnight with a tub of lard and kitchen accessories… lol.
  13. You’re recall to prison must be imminent….pack your soap box 📦 lol.
  14. You’re Lord of the Rings in Broadmoor… lol.
  15. From our resident soap dropper on the back foot…
  16. I bet you drop the soap in the prison showers and arrive with a large box of soap bars and have cultivated dropsy..
  17. You were obviously hugely unattractive and undoubtedly remain so.. lol.
  18. You’re IQ seems to fall every week..
  19. When you break into Chester Zoo with a pot of Vaseline and a rolling pin have you actually decided which enclosure you start with?
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