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Earl of Punkape

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  1. You’re about as interesting as a mouldy watermelon 🍉.
  2. I suspect you crap out of all orifices..
  3. I wasn’t abused but I enjoyed the bullying….
  4. Jake the big thick thug with a lisp and dysentery.
  5. Actually we had sugar plantations and were involved in the Government.
  6. No but my family did very well in Jamaica.
  7. You were in a sexual relationship with Ian Paisley’s brother’s goat 🐐 lol.
  8. It’s not a school you desperately thick wanker. Obviously a Sun or Mirror reader…..if literate… lol.
  9. You obviously won’t be exposing yourself…
  10. It’s also produced a huge number of land agents and experts in land registry which prevent traveller scum from doing as they please.. Fuck off.
  11. So you were abused by elderly members of the clergy… lol.
  12. You may well have a bigger IQ but I have a whopper which more than compensates… lol.
  13. I went to Cirencester actually. Presumably you’re self-educated?
  14. Still smarting….. lol. Watch out when Punkape’s about!
  15. I see from the Open corner you are still smarting from the ban I instigated for you many months ago. Perhaps you should get some treatment in an appropriate clinic where your other “issues” can be dissected and assuaged.
  16. He should use some of his modelling glue to glue his gormless face to the fast lane of the motorway and await a good splattering…
  17. It’s like the Flight of the Phoenix listening to you commenting about fighter jets when your limited knowledge is about model aeroplanes you ridiculous wanker.
  18. My friend’s wife and her daughter both have HGV licenses for equitation activities. So basically anyone can pass the test. If you went anywhere near a horse you would probably try to play with it’s genitalia…. lol.
  19. Only an HGV driver could manage to suffocate his “passengers” ….loose his bonus and get 25 years to top a days work off…. Thick as rhinoceros shit. They’re better at beating up prostitutes.
  20. It must be nice to be in the same industry as Peter Sutcliffe……were you acquainted?
  21. I play golf with several Judges at my various elite golf clubs. You would be excluded from joining any of these clubs because of your poor social standing and obsession with sodomy.
  22. It can’t be any worse than your sorry presence here… Buy a harpoon then harpoon yourself at home.
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