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Posts posted by Earl of Punkape
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31 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said:
No, it should be obvious to anyone literate. If your parents paid for your education, they really should ask for their money back.
You should explain why you went to prison..
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9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:
Are they your two African glory hole chums, Punkers?
Do you take washing in luv ?
lol.
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7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:
‘Vacuuming’. Only council tenants say ‘hoovering’. Lol
I’d wager she “ takes washing in” as well…
lol.
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29 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said:
You still haven't got the hang of the apostrophe thing have you?
Are you going to explain?
You can then explain what your last prison incarceration was all about….
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14 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:
Why the repeated requests for ‘hoover bags?’ Catheter or rectum full?
They aren’t for me you thick wanker.
You really are totally dense.
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45 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:
Only the lower classes still use vacuum cleaners with bags. Oik.
Really?
I’ve never used one.
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3 minutes ago, The Beast said:
I dunno Doc. The state of medicine in the average hospital pretty much fucks up the good work in Primary Care in not prescribing antibiotics. Every poor old bastard that turns up off the back of the yellow taxis is treated for an infection and gets a bucket load of multiple intravenous antibiotics. It's all sepsis.... apparently.
I wouldn't knock pharmacists too much. It takes a lot of money to set up your own independent shop and you need to be open long hours to be dispensing a lot of FP10's to make it pay. Selling a few dunkies and vitamins is not something I would begrudge them.
You seem to know the pharmacy world…are you a drug addict?
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1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:
Are they your two African glory hole chums, Punkers?
Get some hoovering done wench.
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14 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:
There only appears to be one member on here with intimate knowledge of this Eurovision thing, and you’re clearly it. What a peculiar and contradictory little runt you really are.
“Know thine enemy to better inflict defeat”
Good evening fool and cretin.
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2 minutes ago, King Billy said:
I bet you’re fed up with everyone shouting ‘sand iron’ when you’re playing out of a bunker.
We play “Camels” at my club when you go in sand but you don’t need to know the rest.
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3 minutes ago, King Billy said:
Next years contest will be live from The Vatican presumably?
Perhaps you should scour the streets of Rotherham, Rochdale and Keighley for answers.
The nations flight from Christianity is throwing our youth onto a bonfire…
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1 minute ago, King Billy said:
Much as it pains me to say it, I wholeheartedly agree with you. The whole thing is an abomination and imo is right up there with golf.
Well even if you started to appreciate golf and wanted to join a decent club you wouldn’t get in anyway.
Your sort of people are weeded out way before any formal approach to a club.
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More research….Semi-Finals.
The Croatia entry was disgusting.
5 cross dressing perverts utterly talentless.
No wonder children are confused then subsequently groomed..
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1 hour ago, Decimus said:
Will be the amount of days you spend in The Cooler after I reported you...If you're lucky.
Are you in Liverpool yet with your van load of freshly shampooed and coiffured Gerbils for the weekend?
Lol.
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40 minutes ago, Wolfie said:
The amount of men, in the past year, ranging from pizza delivery motorcyclists to Indian waiters and Caribbean taxi drivers, who've left your squalid little Cheshire flat the morning after, feeling a bit like Stuart Lubbock with an answered prayer.
Fred West and the Patio lifters…..
lol.
180tehhh bodies.
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29 minutes ago, Wolfie said:
You'll also notice @Earl of Punkape has edited his comment to STDs after your gentle piss-take, but completely missed "MP's".
Only someone with the skill of a remedial GCSE English student could make such a move, lol. 'Earl' of Punkape indeed... I can just imagine his proud old man: "...'Cor blimey guvnor! Me boy's only gone dun it... a faaackin' estate agent! Wot a wanker, but troof is I'm as praaud as Aylesbury duck. Make us anover cuppa – two sugars luv."
Good Arrerrs
180tehhh
Peasant.
lolz
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31 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:
Macc is a dump but a two minute drive has you in Prestbury, Alderley Edge and Wilmslow which is where the mega-bucks is. Even@Earl of Punkape wouldnt get onto the local golf courses. @Eddie would have no chance.
You’re barely literate…. Are you a Dustman?
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23 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said:
I suppose someone has to find you funny.
Peasant.
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1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:
Is that right? I'm not for Eurovision at all and consider the whole thing a massive bumder event with shite music, however I'm not going on about it and admitting to watching the 'bizarre preview' am I? I imagine after watching the 'bizarre preview' in full, you were so annoyed, you went round to tell your single 'friend' Abdullah all about it... in your pink pyjamas of course. Lol
I watched some of Eurobuggery preview so I could criticise it and know who the enemy is.
The producers and participants of Eurobuggery want to impress and inveigle as many youngsters as possible with unnatural sexual practices and gender perversions.
Wake up imbecile!
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30 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:
Oh, you're back then and protesting way too much about gays, transbumders, transbenders and other assorted perverts. Sometimes it's best to keep quiet and hope nobody notices your vile and debauched cravings. Will you be stopping off at Pets at Home on your way to Liverpool? Apparently the hamsters are half price... That's one up your shitpipe on the way and one for later. Lol.
You’ve fallen for the old socialist trick to shut down debate and criticism.
In your case to protect perverts…
Another Eurobuggery attendee…
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52 minutes ago, Decimus said:
Is that your nickname in the Macclesfield branch of Savills?
Lol.
Saviles in your case…
lol.
i assume you’re attending Eurovision… and presumably camping…. Lol.
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27 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:
Going up there are you? Enjoy yourself.
2 sugars luv.
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43 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said:
I suppose it's OK for greengrocers to misuse apostrophes like that. Do you work on the market?
I’ll bet you’re a Portaloo operative for Eurovision in the park…
lol.
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7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:
If he hasn't then let's hope the cunt does.
Morning luv.
2 sugars.
Get some hoover bags.
Adjoa Andoh
in The Corner
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Do you live on Hampstead Heath?
if so get stuffed.