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Lord Punkape

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About Lord Punkape

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  • Location
    Chelsea and Cheshire
  • Interests
    The markets,golf, Catholicism,
    Eradicating socialism.

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  1. Lord Punkape

    Christmas lunch cunts

    The Irish Punkape cousins in Westport have sent a side of Irish smoked salmon which has just arrived. Marvellous. lol. Fuck off.
  2. Lord Punkape

    THIRD REFERENDUM

    You illiterate spastic. Fuck off.
  3. Lord Punkape

    THIRD REFERENDUM

    Brexiteers and Remainers need a common enemy to blame and to unite against..... how about foreigners who have recently settled here ?
  4. Lord Punkape

    Cunts who don’t like Truffles

    I don’t answer your questions because you obviously have a palsy as well as mental infirmity.
  5. Lord Punkape

    Cunts who don’t like Truffles

    I wasn’t talking to you......you septic hag.
  6. Lord Punkape

    Cunts who don’t like Truffles

    What exactly is your point peasant? Why do you have Witherscotes avatar ? Answer both questions.
  7. Lord Punkape

    Cunts who don’t like Truffles

    What exactly is your point Tesco wanker?
  8. Lord Punkape

    Cunts who don’t like Truffles

    I assume you’ll be in West Africa looking for a Mbongo. lol.
  9. Lord Punkape

    Cunts who don’t like Truffles

    The nearest you’ve ever got to finest fungi is having ringworm. lol.
  10. Lord Punkape

    Cunts who don’t like Truffles

    Another useless twat without an avatar.Also a tinned mushroom pleb beyond all doubt. lol.
  11. Lord Punkape

    Cunts who don’t like Truffles

    An obvious tinned creamed mushrooms pleb... lol.
  12. Lord Punkape

    Cunts who don’t like Truffles

    Porcini is likely to be the name of one of your rent boys... lol.
  13. Lord Punkape

    Cunts who don’t like Truffles

    Ape will associate a truffle with something he might find in a box of downmarket supermarket chocolates. He will then head for the baked bean aisle...
  14. Lord Punkape

    Cunts who don’t like Truffles

    With the arrival of Christmas I have recently arranged a consignment of this wonderful fungi from my Chelsea truffle broker. White truffles from northern Italy are the dearest and should be thinly shaved onto fresh pasta dishes or with omelettes. Black truffles from Périgord in France are particularly fine.The taste is not dissimilar to white but their perfume is less intense and musky, not dissimilar to women from central West Africa. Obviously truffles are financially beyond the reach of ordinary cunts who are probably happier with a tin of creamed mushrooms anyway... Fuck off.
  15. Lord Punkape

    Standing in the door

    Do you wear a condom when you’re thrusting into a Gloucester Old Spot’s rear end ? lol.
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