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WILLY SHITTERS

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  1. My post to like ratio is second to none, you tumor riddled, 25 hour a week, pension at 39, car burning continental fuck wit.
  2. This is honestly one of the worst posts I’ve ever seen. A real stream of unconsciousness.
  3. I’ve always considered Quincy’s tall stories about nights on the nosebag to be a load of fabricated watery shite. He’s a true Scot; he’d smoke spice and rack up speed even if he could afford high quality Yayo.
  4. Quincy had that deadly combination of both working in property, and loving sci-fi, which meant he was always going to die in his early 30s an unloved, perverted virgin.
  5. You really are a marvel of modern science. The first man to be born with no bollocks, contract terminal testicular cancer, and live without getting it treated for 15 years.
  6. We can’t all be astronauts Eddie. Glad you’ve realised your dream though.
  7. Thank you for your topical response. Did you report her to social services?
  8. I’m not dignifying the sordid proposal you PM’d me during my absence with a response. Be gone.
  9. Imagine how insufferable RickB would be at Glastonbury, walking around in the sun like a shimmering ape, so rock hard over someone playing a vintage Stratocaster he has to crack one out in the portaloos. And don’t get me started on steeley Dan, standing near the drum and bass tent declaring loudly ‘its not real music because it hasn’t got instruments in it’
  10. Erecting a low-end Homebase shed in Fatty’s garden doesn’t count as a leasehold.
  11. Based on this response I can only assume you were sacked from your apprentice role at fatty’s car wash, and have taken up full time employment as punkape’s understudy?
  12. There’s nothing more irritating than hearing some pseudo-hippy say Glastonbury ‘changed their life’, and watching Coldplay on the pyramid stage was a ‘transcendental experience’ How fucking shit was your life before ‘glasto’, if lying in a farm resembling the Somme, listening to irrelevant shitty indie bands after a few tokes of shitty soapbar is the peak of it? There’s a Glastonbury Facebook group full of thousands of these idiots, planning morning yoga classes and packing their wellies, novelty camping chairs and Prosecco three months in advance. They’ll wear the wristbands for years to come, and bore everyone with interminable anecdotes about listening to Bob Geldof warbling on stage in some kind of 1969 battle re-enactment. I’ve enjoyed a lot of festivals over the years, and some of my best war stories involve tripping my box off at them, but glasto is a cross section of all society’s cunts all gathered in one place.
  13. WILLY SHITTERS

    Dogs

    A fucking dreadful response, complete with a glue eater emoji. You always have been, and always will be, a total fucking shitcunt.
  14. WILLY SHITTERS

    Dogs

    Trust the reclusive, pale neckbeard who sits inside all day playing warhammer to not like dogs. I bet you like drawing pictures of dragons though, you odious little virgin.
  15. I’ve barely posted on here for a year, but I reckon I could crack the all time leaderboard again by August. Do I have your support?
  16. Imagine the sight of Judge coming home after a big night out at Charlton conservative club. So fat and hungry he ends up slumped in the kitchen, licking the yoghurt off the lids of his kids’ petit filous.
  17. I’d rather guide my father into my mother with my bare hands than converse with you.
  18. The boy’s still got it. Do you think it’s time for me to make a triumphant return?
  19. That’s a very unorthodox definition of an incel. I’m not sure I agree with it.
  20. I owe you a like. Most people in Ereptile’s state last night would have sobered up this morning, felt embarrassed, and wound their neck in. But it seems the stupid, sexually suspicious little nerd is back for round 3.
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