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Stubby Pecker

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  1. Poking the Russian bear

    Back on topic, the only time I'd want to "poke" a bear would be when it was hibernating. I could imagine trying to fuck a fully awake one would be fool hardy if not suicidal
  2. Bud Light.... dilly dilly

  3. Bud Light.... dilly dilly

    Oh dear. @William T.D. Stickers I don't think I've the strength for this anymore, what's the best way to go out?
  4. Misery at McDonalds

    "the most fuckwitted, bewilderingly stupid pieces of spunk-encrusted shit to grace not just the corner, but the fucking internet. I hope whoever it was is currently either suffering an excruciating concoction of ebola, cholera, and aids, or has already done the only decent thing and fucking killed themself" That's why you're the best cunt on here nocti. Apart from Scotty, rev, alf, proper, etc etc
  5. Bud Light.... dilly dilly

    Never mind this shite- just watched ronnie and trump duke it out in a classic, but fuck me Jill Douglas is bloody useless and knows fuck all. Everything she says she fucks up Bloody women
  6. When the fun stops

    Bollocks to that. I don't trust the witch and her hidden agenda Plus she coolered our hero Quincy for basically nothing. Harsh and rude
  7. Sarah Huckabee Sanders

    I give panzyspuder a bit more credit than perhaps most. For starters he takes the time to write every post in his unintelligible paddy gypo slang that I personally find very hard to interpret. He's obviously pissed about brexit, as was I, but I'm over it now that all hell hasn't broken loose and the country isn't proper fucked. I look forward to continuing my intelligent and adult debate with him over the pros and cons of brexit and it's meaning to our two great countries, bearing in mind Ireland is a dump populated by backward thinking subhuman pikeys
  8. When the fun stops

    Yes, I called that one to but mrs r told me to shut the fuck up...
  9. The Cunts Corner Music Exchange lV

    I'd drink her piss and use her shit for toothpaste Good aryan breeding stock
  10. Sarah Huckabee Sanders

    Me personally, are you using this as a metaphor for the nation?
  11. The Cunts Corner Music Exchange lV

    Make your mind up about your avatar, weirdo
  12. The Cunts Corner Music Exchange lV

    Here's a punk song by Jews about Jews. @ratcum fuck off
  13. Poking the Russian bear

    I agree our sound bite, plank thick leaders jumped the gun blaming the Russians straight away. I guess they saw an opportunity to look tough and tell those deeply paranoid ruskies cunts to fuck off, the effect of which would be lost after a few weeks a lab tests and CCTV footage of catching the cunts dropping VX into their pasta. As stated, Ivan is deeply, deeply paranoid. It's surrounded by NATO, armed to the teeth chinks and curry wallahs to the south and japs to the east. Such a massive country with so many ethnic groups must be hard to keep tabs on, especially for a bunch of backward, gibberish speaking Slavic mongoids whose brains are frozen for 6 months of the year.
  14. Sarah Huckabee Sanders

    I reckon she's got a bit of panzybollock's DNA. She hates Arabs, atheists and other women and old panzy hates the fact that we're leaving the EU. Oh, and they're both thick as fuck and ugly to boot.
  15. Quaint village pubs

    Shit Eddie I've just worked out who you are! Is it tough being the only black man in the parish?