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Hokey Gingers

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About Hokey Gingers

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    Veteran cunt
  • Birthday 01/01/1917

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    Mostly carnal, usual stuff, handcuffs, spitting on it, gurgling...that sort of thing.

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    Grown men on scooters

    Scooters are for anyone below 12 years of age. Anyone over age and sporting a man bag should be administered a dogs beating by Panzy then given the keys to one of these. The car parks at GAA matches are full of them apparently...
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    Brexit..the meltdown has begun

    Strangle wank ?? Oh dear....
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    Money for nothing

    Christ. Looks like my mum cuts her hair.
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    The new 50p

    If this new coin weighs the same as a house brick i think neil lennon got one in his change last evening at the Edinburgh derby game. A couple of the match officials were struck too but unlike serial shit stirrer and 360 cunt lennon they managed to stay on their feet .
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    Shuada' Davitt. aka Sinead O`Connor

    Unhinged irish woman and attention seeker Sinead O` Connor has converted to the religion of peace, islam. At first glance looks like a good fit for the bi polar, self harming singer whose career has dipped somewhat but with 2 billion muslims in the world she should be able to shift a few downloads. Bad news for her tattooist however ( Year one, Gad`s Hill Independent Nursery School ) who now have to rely on Ed Sheeran and Conor McGregor for some custom. Have a listen to this toe tapper chaps.. https://youtu.be/VJ0RdoiSZgk
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    Naga Munchetty

    Poor old Carol`s bingo wings were flapping about the other morning on a cool westerly, perhaps it`s time for a change saggy tits.
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    Chris Moyles

    Fill me.
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    Any cunt who doesn't open the window after a shite

    A couple were sitting at the bar in their local. As they both were sporting a deep healthy tan the barman enquired if they had just returned from their holidays. The bloke said they indeed had just returned but he couldn`t be sure of the location although he thought it was an island. " Rhodes....Crete??" asked the barman ""No...no...." replied the punter. "Cyprus...Majorca ??" " No....i don`t think so." The barman served some customers and returned minutes later. " Gran Canaria ..Tenerife ??" " No, not them. Tell me, what do you call that green plant that grows on the sides of trees and buildings?" " Ivy" replied the barman. The punter turns to his wife and says " Ivy, where did we go on our fucking holidays ? "
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    Everyday bombs

    Obviously ignore this advice if your name is Bill, instead kick the backpack till the Ed Sheeran tickets fall out.
  10. I was reading an article about "Ken" just the other day. He reckoned with exercise, proper diet and a positive outlook he may live to well over a hundred years old, in fact reaching 109 was his target. Admirable, but i`m hoping the wooden cunt succumbs to Ash dieback or failing that gets whittled into a d.i.y taffy fleshlight by Bubba.
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    Graduates to be detectives in 12 weeks

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    Typical Paddy

    What brought Leo to Eire anyway?