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Hokey Gingers

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About Hokey Gingers

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    Veteran cunt
  • Birthday 01/01/1917

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    Mostly carnal, usual stuff, handcuffs, spitting on it, gurgling...that sort of thing.

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  1. Hokey Gingers

    Chris Moyles

    Fill me.
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    Any cunt who doesn't open the window after a shite

    A couple were sitting at the bar in their local. As they both were sporting a deep healthy tan the barman enquired if they had just returned from their holidays. The bloke said they indeed had just returned but he couldn`t be sure of the location although he thought it was an island. " Rhodes....Crete??" asked the barman ""No...no...." replied the punter. "Cyprus...Majorca ??" " No....i don`t think so." The barman served some customers and returned minutes later. " Gran Canaria ..Tenerife ??" " No, not them. Tell me, what do you call that green plant that grows on the sides of trees and buildings?" " Ivy" replied the barman. The punter turns to his wife and says " Ivy, where did we go on our fucking holidays ? "
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    Everyday bombs

    Obviously ignore this advice if your name is Bill, instead kick the backpack till the Ed Sheeran tickets fall out.
  4. I was reading an article about "Ken" just the other day. He reckoned with exercise, proper diet and a positive outlook he may live to well over a hundred years old, in fact reaching 109 was his target. Admirable, but i`m hoping the wooden cunt succumbs to Ash dieback or failing that gets whittled into a d.i.y taffy fleshlight by Bubba.
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    Graduates to be detectives in 12 weeks

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    Typical Paddy

    What brought Leo to Eire anyway?
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    Cliff Huxtable's a nonce

    " He says his names Punkape, reckons he has a big cock.."
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    Dale Winton has died

    Indeed.A life long depressive the final straw came on hearing he had won a comeback part in a local production of "Paint Your Wagon" at the Tatsfield Working Men`s Club. His initial joy was short lived though on hearing they only wanted his arsehole to play the back of the wagon.
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    Gregory Porter.

    This cunt sings jazz with a hat on indoors all year round. That strikes me as strange and rather creepy. I can only assume he has BLM tatts or a stash of weed under there. Not on son !!
  10. Hokey Gingers

    Ken Dodd is dead

    You bastards. Ken was generous to the last insisted he should be "harvested" after death...
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    Ken Dodd is dead

    Ken will never be dead while the C4`s Fliddy Men make us piss with laughter.
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    The Cunts Corner Music Exchange lV