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Neil

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  1. Neil

    Will Young

    Because he was really a gooner......and still better than any of the useless cunts currently wearing red even though he was like Bambi on ice
  2. Jesus!...just imagine that diving on top of some poor sap laying on a bed with a bugle on,gives me the tremors thinking about it.What a hideous piece of work she is.Wouldn't piss on it if it was on fire
  3. I think we have two,and both have cafes in them for some fucking reason.They don't sell the kind of literature I'm interested in anyway so fuck 'em
  4. I think I've found a picture of her twin brother
  5. I apologise if you've just eaten your dinner,i reckon if you can picture this just as you're getting to the vinegar strokes then you could last longer than Sting
  6. Is that you walking around the LGBTQ section with an armful of books?
  7. As long as her hands and ankles are in and she s bending away from me I'll manage
  8. Shame she didn't land on her face,surgery would have improved her looks even if it meant grafting her elbows onto the side of her head and using excess labia for a nose,oh,and losing all her fucking teeth the fugly bitch
  9. I'm sure that when this cunt gets in his Georgia cell he'll wish he'd stayed home and taken his punishment here.Vladimir the Impaler awaits
  10. Will Young Will Smith Willy Wonka Willy Rushton Will Youjustfuckoff Will Youswallow Will Youletmetakeyouupthearse
  11. Frank Bruno Frank Carson Frank Muir Frank Lampard errr any others you can think of?
  12. Neil

    Dion Dublin

    More like half man half woman
  13. Neil

    Dion Dublin

    Original noms only fuckface........welcome and fuck off
  14. Life can be a cunt sometimes,death even more so
  15. Neil

    BBC Icons

    Darts? do me a fucking favour,played by fat cunts,watched by fat cunts and usually northern or foreign so they can all get fucked Jim Bowen was a cunt
  16. Neil

    Gigi Wu

    Was your favourite 'Scott of the Arse Antics'?
  17. Neil

    Gigi Wu

    Did she forget her crampons?
  18. I was always told that if you can't say anything nice then say nothing at all,leave her alone you pipe cleaner legged twat......please
  19. Now the fat cunt that broke her wrist is all over the local TV demanding an apology.......fuck off,you'll just have to eat your chips with the other hand for a while.Compo seeking whore.
  20. Neil

    Bob Monkhouse

    Not according to Alan Brazil
  21. Neil

    Bob Monkhouse

    I've been watching the shit cunt for half an hour now and I'm still waiting for a laugh...as unfunny as Ken Dodd and as false as James Cordon.What a horrible cunt he was
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