Jesus!...just imagine that diving on top of some poor sap laying on a bed with a bugle on,gives me the tremors thinking about it.What a hideous piece of work she is.Wouldn't piss on it if it was on fire
I apologise if you've just eaten your dinner,i reckon if you can picture this just as you're getting to the vinegar strokes then you could last longer than Sting
Shame she didn't land on her face,surgery would have improved her looks even if it meant grafting her elbows onto the side of her head and using excess labia for a nose,oh,and losing all her fucking teeth the fugly bitch
Now the fat cunt that broke her wrist is all over the local TV demanding an apology.......fuck off,you'll just have to eat your chips with the other hand for a while.Compo seeking whore.
I've been watching the shit cunt for half an hour now and I'm still waiting for a laugh...as unfunny as Ken Dodd and as false as James Cordon.What a horrible cunt he was