Neil
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I've just read "School defiant after bonfire arson".......can there really be such a thing?
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Stephen Hawking went on a wheelchair ballroom dancing date once,they found him curled up in the middle of the dance floor,the bitch stood him up Spack off
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When's he going to come 'out ' that's what I want to know,queer as a bottle of crisps
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Too many of these cunts around,ready to play the victim when given a bit of clog or upset over some trivial bollocks that has happened to them.Grow some bollocks you wimpy cunts,if you cant take it dont fucking give it,especially some cunts on here....yes,I mean you,you fucking poof
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A proper bobfoc
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So,we've just been away for a couple of days and what does the silly fucking cunt do now?,turns the fucking heating off completely!,just turn the thermostat down to 16 or so to take the chill off you dozy cunt but no,off completely so that I come back home to Ice Station Zebra and have to have the heating on full for about 4 hours to bring it back up to something like normal.Fuckwit.
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I'm all ready for the little cunts
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Thick as pig shit chavvy cunts who were handed a 'winning' scratchcard whilst in tenerife that entitled them to a free holiday,turns out it cost them over 2 grand and then they were connned into laying out another 5 grand for what they thought was 10 years of free holidays but turned out to be the privelage of using a free website to search for holidays.Greed drove them on and greed kicked them in the cunt,fucking good job you stupid fucking cunts.I think that they're scottish which makes it even fucking funnier.Ginger cunts
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The stage is the place for bummers for some reason,that an airline workers.Why is it that being an extrovert and wanting to be centre of attention turns cunts into raging irons?.Hollywood,The beeb,Non arse bandits need not apply
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Double bagged?,I assume you mean her boat race as well as your old chap?.....In normal circumstances Wolfie with such an eloquent scenario put forward one would be up it like a rat up the proverbial drainpipe,alas knowing what was within the bag I feel that raising a smile would be beyond me let alone anything else,A rotter is what she is and always has been.
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Her,Turner and Ulrika all come under the same umbrella,1st instinct is 'oh yes and then in the cold light of day you think 'you horrible fucking cum dump'.I wouldn't even piss on any of 'em.Despicable dogs
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I've got Gazza in the 'Death Race' sweepstake. .........here's hoping
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Also turns the car heater on immediately on cold mornings expecting instant heat because its on 'high,I know she's fucking thick cos she married me but give me a fucking break woman!
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'Er indoors is a fucking idiot that thinks that when she's too warm and she turns the thermostat from 20 down to 15 that she'll cool down with it.This results in the fucking house not heating up later and me shivering my cods off.Its not air conditioning you fuck wit,just leave it at 20 and take a layer off you fat fucker! You can all fuck off
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Is that what doctors have named the after morning feeling following a prostate examination?
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No but you have just as much chance of having your child abducted by nonces
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5 hours looking at yourself in the mirror and telling yourself how fucking great you are must have been a bit tedious,Bristol must have seemed like Vegas after that. Fuck orf
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I imagine the time didn't drag too much,those sunshine buses have a vast range of toys on board to keep the occupants busy in such circumstances. soppy cunt
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Lennie Peters,blinded in one eye in a car accident aged 5,blinded in the other eye by a flying brick aged 16,daughter murdered aged 41,also answers to the name 'lucky'
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What sort of cunt goes to Bristol,you got everything you fucking deserved
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I think it should be mandatory to ask if one takes it up the stench trench or is a rug muncher,if the answer is yes then kick the cunts out into the car park and free up valuable resources to treat normal people Fuck right off
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So where does Quinn Sullivan rate within your genre?
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That's a fucking outrageous thing to say.............I've never smoked!
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A fishing rod has a hook at one end and a cunt at the other,therefore I am a cunt.The birds I have encountered on the bank are kingfishers,robins and herons amongst others.I do it to get away from people,TV & work.We all have our guilty pleasures,some more unhealthy than others.....ask Punkers
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To keep away from cunts like you!
