Neil

Put a lamb in there to fight it, there'll be a right old ram a lamb a ding dong I'll get me goat

Now it's the hard man of English rugby's turn, "ooh my mental health is suffering,boo hoo". What the fuck happened to real men? Simps and cucks are rife amongst us and the butch lezzers are taking over. I hope we don't have a 3rd world war because the sight of grown men crying into their comfort blankets whilst taking a strap on up the arse will be every fucking where. Man up you fucking pussies.

I see they're writing a script for some tart (tanned) and including in the story line that she's actually a transgender. More proof that the BBC has and still is run by perverts,Boycott these cunts into oblivion.

Fuck him,yid cunt

Jungle bells,Jungle bells🔔 jungle all the way

I think he's looking rather sheepish these days.

I went to bradford once,got dark about 2 o'clock in the afternoon

I assume she's related to Barry? Norfolk finest but still ranks wank. He now owns a snooker club in Barker Street in Norwich of which I shall be patronising in a week's time. Perhaps she'll be there hustling the locals(women not men obviously)

First time I've ever heard this.......I fucking hope its the last!

Peter O'Stool

I think I just met her, a wizened old hag just told me a story that about 15 years ago some black cunt had shagged her and didn't even pay the bill,says she still got the crabs he gave her too.

Have you seen Cypriot women?

Nope,free villa but gotta pay for food this time, cunts

That was on the walk up to The Old Man Of Storr, try the Three Chimneys for a decent meal but take your Gold card,the robbing fucking cunts. You'll need a fucking woodstove that's for sure. It's my last night in Cyprus tonight and I've just been for a meal with Kleftiko on the menu,can't get away from the spindle legged cunt.

I fucking hate Christmas but I find myself hating it earlier and earlier each year! Bah fucking bumhug. Anyways I'm on my way to Cyprus and 28 degrees so everything and everyone can go and get fuuuuuuuuuckedmas

Yep, If I was offered one last night of fuckery before the doctors remove my remaining bollock,prostate and all the fucking pipes attached then Liz would get the fucking pounding of her life. We can but dream.

He did fuck Liz Hurley though.Mind you,who hasn't?

He's a cunt and no mistake but good on him for doing something his way and on his terms. How many of you want to have your kids wipe your arse and feed you baby food whilst sitting in your own piss?. Nice one Dave,and you put another foreign cunt out of a job. Geezer.

Yep,and there's my lunch I'd thought I'd never see again,Cunt

Seaman Stains

I do wonder if he killed himself in a Jeffrey Epstein way? It's a bit like the war in Gaza or blacks knifing each other,either way I couldn't give a cows cunt.

How many Dave Courtney's does it take to cover a light bulb?

Spawny cunt that survived a plane crash,won a world cup and other trophies and lived till 86,hats off to you Sir Bobby,you slap head northern cunt.